Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Aphorisms of the First Trumpenreich
 
  • Locked thread
gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Vox Nihili posted:

[reporting on the failed invasion of Chyna]

Megan Kelly: Crisis for Amerikind. Fleet officials admit they underestimated Chyna's defensive capability.

[switch over to the Trump War Council]

Megan Kelly: Accepting responsibility for Chyna, Sky Marshal Palin resigns. Her successor, Sky Marshal Carson, outlines his new strategy.

Sky Marshal Carson: To fight the Chynese, we must understand the Chynese. We can ill afford another Hong Kong.

Megan Kelly: Would you like to know more?

SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP!

* # ¿ May 10, 2016 19:59
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 17, 2024 07:46
  • Quote
gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Nebakenezzer posted:

[block quote DSM-V criteria for narcissistic personality disorder]

Agreed, Hillary thinks too well of herself

* # ¿ May 15, 2016 22:10
  • Quote
  • Locked thread
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Aphorisms of the First Trumpenreich