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"'the Czech Republic' just sounds too formal, ya know?" the Czech government said after riding in on a skateboard. "From now on, call me Czechia"
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the US pushes sunglasses down its nose, "America has no need for nicknames. Everyone knows America." Canada and Brazil grumble while everyone else just wishes they would stop talking about themselves in the third person.
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Apr 26, 2016 14:38
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Chechnya sulks in the corner
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Apr 26, 2016 15:52
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here's a cool new nickname for the united kingdom: uk (pronounced yuck)
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Apr 26, 2016 16:02
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slovak ya, i hardly know ya
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Apr 26, 2016 16:27
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I'm just a little silhouetto of a beer
Scaramouch! Scaramouch! Will you pour me a Pilsener?
Saurkraut and goulash,
Rinse it out with mouthwash, see!
Vaclev Havel (Vaclev Havel)
Vaclev Havel, Franz Kafka
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He's just a country
From the Warsaw family
Spare him his life from this austerity
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