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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Luvcow posted:

i guess if you've never touched something, and never will touch it, it might remain somewhat mythical to you like a unicorn.

Are you talking about women or your penis?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im pretty sure gold pressed latinum is more beautiful than some teary smile

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

RobattoJesus posted:

Are you talking about women or your penis?

no I've touched my own penis... :stare:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
very upsetting!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Readit.com is a good website

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Unlike women who are bad websites!!!

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Ahundredbux posted:

Unlike women who are bad websites!!!

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

I find most humanoids are bad websites...

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I also have no interest in anything except food, getting drunk, and my house

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
This guy's well-articulated position on the fairer sex has made me question his sexual orientation.

client
Aug 19, 2010

ChrisHansen posted:

I also have no interest in anything except food, getting drunk, and my house

same except i dont care about the first or last thing either

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


This guy sounds like recent divorcee material.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Putting this filth in your forums just reinforces that SA is a misogynistic hell hole.

You make me sick, Richard.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

eh women are ok

take em or leave em I guess

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Lowtax, how do you resist sticking all of your own threads? Most mortal men would have gone mad with power by now.

is it the mangosteen juice?

objects in mirror
Apr 9, 2016

by Shine
Just lol if you're not mgtow

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Thanks for the reddit content!

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
https://youtu.be/6ul-cZyuYq4

Except ironically because there is a filthy woman in this band.

Rynex
Sep 26, 2007

This dude really likes to say 95% and 99%.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

certainly the most reddit of redditors

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
At least our children will never have to worry about reddit








because redditors will never reproduce









because they hate women










and thus, the children of goons shall inherit the earth

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

What are the Vegas odds that this man is, or will be, literally a murderer

Gettin' some Elliot Rodger tingles offa these words

It is super healthy and totally normal to sit around and fume about women while angrily farting into your armchair so much that the farted-on parts now have a different color than the rest of the chair

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



This man has discovered our female secrets! I must alert the Hive!

*gnashes mandibles, skitters off*

Sylvia Plathetic
Nov 15, 2009

Ovendice posted:

I can't even think of anything any female has done for me in decades.

I can believe this.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

TheWeepingHorse posted:

What are the Vegas odds that this man is, or will be, literally a murderer

Gettin' some Elliot Rodger tingles offa these words

It is super healthy and totally normal to sit around and fume about women while angrily farting into your armchair so much that the farted-on parts now have a different color than the rest of the chair

what are the vegas odds that hes an obese anime gamer

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Women are witches who know magic spells & stuff I saw it in this tv show

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

99.9% of sites are more popular than mine

Yeah, but they have porn.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I would like to see a picture of this guy. Can someone make it happen?

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

what are the vegas odds that hes an obese anime gamer

I get the vibe that this guy isn't even all that great at video games, which is part of why he's so bitter. It must be extremely galling to have all the negative attributes of a dork, but not even the most minimal of the positives.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Eonwe posted:

I'm the greatest redditor in the world actually

It is known.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Ha Ha! Women. Even the very idea of one makes me laugh. So ridiculous.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I would like to see a picture of this guy. Can someone make it happen?

client
Aug 19, 2010



lmao owned

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Is this the new feminism thread?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
This looks like a good case for the newbie to cut her teeth on. Unplug Jessica from her chargng station and launch her at reddit.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Is Reddit Sexist? GBS channel 4 reporter Jessica Dupre goes deep undercover to find out the truth.
(The truth may shock you!)

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


lol at this title

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



This is kind of a weird thread Mr. Tax. Sure this guy is dumb and bad, but I think you will find that there are lots (maybe hundreds!) of other people on the internet who are as bad as him. There might even be worse ones but I'm not sure.

Is there something in particular about this average dumb internet guy that made him worthy of your title and this thread?

client
Aug 19, 2010

Skeleton Ape posted:

This is kind of a weird thread Mr. Tax. Sure this guy is dumb and bad, but I think you will find that there are lots (maybe hundreds!) of other people on the internet who are as bad as him. There might even be worse ones but I'm not sure.

Is there something in particular about this average dumb internet guy that made him worthy of your title and this thread?

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Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
you chucklefucks dont think this is real???

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