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how'd it come to this?! thinking back, things first went south when I decided to hide from that serial killer inside the haunted house
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I feel intense regret about taking a dump on the space station while the artificial gravity was out
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:33 |
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I really messed up when I let that prostitute handcuff me to the bed
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:34 |
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Joke's on you, it started when your mom hosed your dad.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:34 |
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in retrospect I should've anticipated that a mechanical failure could cause my giant space laser to start spinning, cutting a swath of burning destruction across the earth
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:35 |
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Ars Arcanum posted:Joke's on you, it started when your mom hosed your dad. I regret ever crawling out of the spawning vats
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:35 |
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I regret ever clicking this thread hahaha just joshin ya op
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:36 |
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in fairness I was warned that the sex demon I summoned from the seventh level of hell might not respect my safe word
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:37 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:I regret ever clicking this thread hahaha just joshin ya op ayyyyyyy
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:38 |
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perhaps forming a coalition government with the robot liberation front wasn't wise in retrospect
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:39 |
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I never should've fertilized that apple tree with dracula guano
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:40 |
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um there are haunted houses and prostitutes and sex demons in space? I find this story a little 'hard' to believe op
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:41 |
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i never should've voted obama
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:42 |
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Anthrovore posted:um there are haunted houses and prostitutes and sex demons in space? I find this story a little 'hard' to believe op is this a subtle way of telling me that you have an erection
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:42 |
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the hole I bored through the side of my cabin was certainly a more convenient way to urinate than going above deck but if I could do it over I'd just pee in a bucket like they taught us in sailing school
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:44 |
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although that whole sordid episode could've been avoided if I didn't pass out in that opium den
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:45 |
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I definitely should not have gone to check out that suspicious noise alone in the dark.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:45 |
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I have to admit that telling genghis khan he stunk of horse could be interpreted as a bad move
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:46 |
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when our engineer died on the return trip from the moon because i emptied out two of the oxygen tanks and filled up them with crackers, quince paste and tiny funnyshaped knives, under what turned out to be false expectations.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:47 |
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MiracleWhale posted:I feel intense regret about taking a dump on the space station while the artificial gravity was out Deep Space Nine hasn't been the same since
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:52 |
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at the Nuremberg trials I really regretted taking that lucrative government shower installation contract
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:53 |
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MiracleWhale posted:is this a subtle way of telling me that you have an erection nothing subtle about this 3" rager friend
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:53 |
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I'd probably still be married if I didn't suggest we do date night at appleby's
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:54 |
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after hindenberg went down and i suddenly found myself stuck with a halfmillion lengths of cow instestine i couldnt even give away
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:57 |
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in retrospect, it was a bad idea admit I have a micropenis on my favorite forum
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:57 |
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when the creature burst from my chest I knew I shouldn't have drunk the worm at that alien tequila bar
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:01 |
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I guess we shouldn't've crucified that Jesus guy so hastily but we had been deliberating for hours and how I met you mother was gonna be on soon
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:04 |
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when all my customers got really pissed off at me and demanded a full refund on their yellow bile injectors
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:06 |
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Orkin Mang posted:after hindenberg went down and i suddenly found myself stuck with a halfmillion lengths of cow instestine i couldnt even give away lol
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:09 |
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I should've paid more attention to the subtle differences between a duck call and the call of the giant kraken
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:10 |
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Orkin Mang posted:when our engineer died on the return trip from the moon because i emptied out two of the oxygen tanks and filled up them with crackers, quince paste and tiny funnyshaped knives, under what turned out to be false expectations.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTdOGsWq9oM Have we got this bad off? Has it come to this?
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:16 |
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when I decided to go for a walk alone in the gumdrop woods I never thought I'd come across a gummi bear
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:19 |
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I can't believe I went shopping at Macy's right before the big Black Friday sale
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:25 |
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bush v gore
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:36 |
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original sin im thinking
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:37 |
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When I decided to masturbate not with the left, or the right, but both at the same time.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:37 |
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I figured it'd save time if I didn't turn off the circuit breaker before working on the light switch.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:47 |
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I thought that carp was a good pick in the first round of the draft because he had hustle, but I regretted the choice almost immediately when we had to play the Seahawks
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:47 |
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When I decided to be a responsible adult with money. Worst decision of my life.
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