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Orkin Mang posted:i dont understand he didn't exactly graduate at the top of his class
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when I took a job on the segway project I had no idea it would render shoes obsolete and now it feels like a cruel irony that I invested my entire 401k in reebok
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Apr 30, 2016 07:41
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MiracleWhale posted:when I took a job on the segway project I had no idea it would render shoes obsolete and now it feels like a cruel irony that I invested my entire 401k in reebok do ur pumps need a cow bladder? ??  
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Apr 30, 2016 07:43
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Orkin Mang posted:do ur pumps need a cow bladder? if you can get kanye rockin those cow bladders on instagram then let's talk
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Apr 30, 2016 07:50
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the downfall of my dictatorship began when i announced that henceforth the military would be paid entirely in dogecoin
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May 1, 2016 00:43
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where is my wife
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May 1, 2016 00:44
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when i asked the clerk at the bookstore for a recommendation and he inquired if I was comfortable reading a book made of live worms
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May 1, 2016 01:02
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someone kill me put me out of my loving misery please do it
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May 1, 2016 01:03
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I really regret that time i drank a potion of lycanthropy in an attempt to get rid of a particularly troublesome mailman
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May 1, 2016 01:04
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www posted:someone kill me put me out of my loving misery please do it do you prefer your whiskey on the rocks or neat? <hands you a tumbler> now then. <unfolds brochure> have you considered our executive murder package?
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May 1, 2016 01:05
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when i discovered the song of solomon and started going on dates and saying stuff like 'your teeth look like shorn sheep coming up out of the water and bearing twins' and smelling the air around her mouth and saying she had applebreath or leaning back in my chair and being like 'your boobs are like huge towers' speaking of which your nose reminds me of the tower of lebanon that looks to damascus and pretty much insinuating the whole time she was as big as jerusalem
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May 1, 2016 01:07
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Orkin Mang posted:when i discovered the song of solomon and started going on dates and saying stuff like 'your teeth look like shorn sheep coming up out of the water and bearing twins' and smelling the air around her mouth and saying she had applebreath or leaning back in my chair and being like 'your boobs are like huge towers' speaking of which your nose reminds me of the tower of lebanon that looks to damascus and pretty much insinuating the whole time she was as big as jerusalem the destruction of the temple was nothing compared to what i'm bout to do to that rear end. people gonna be lightin up menorahs to commemorate that poo poo
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I just wanted to do something good for the impoverished people of Reform, Alabama
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