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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Worse, insufferable Jesse Eisenberg Lex.

Urgh, the worst.

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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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The Lord Bude posted:

Luthor should probably be Rupert Murdoch or Gina or someone like that.

Neither of those two ham handed hacks are anywhere near Luthor quality.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Solemn Sloth posted:

No one can be surprised that the country that drove a person to horrific self harm and refused him medical treatment out of malice is the same country that bills his family for repatriation of the body right?

Christ almighty, got a link?

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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I know we've had this discussion before but why do we even have a war footing submarine fleet?

Apparently they do heaps of sig-int and stuff, but why do we even bother with torpedoes and poo poo on them?

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Oct 11, 2007

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LibertyCat posted:

^^^ because we're an island and it's way better to sink ships before they drop an invasion force on our shore. Haven't you ever played Civ?

You are adorable, you think Australia would trivially win or lose any war we ended up in with our neighbors irrespective of submarines.

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Oct 11, 2007

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LibertyCat posted:

Who said it'd be trivial?

The best way to maintain peace is not to look like an easy target.

Sorry I mistyped, it should have said "wouldn't"

Any country we went to war with in the local area would either thoroughly trounce us, or we would wreck. Submarines wouldn't make a difference if say China or Indonesia decided to try and take over.

Both of which are pretty unrealistic scenarios.

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Negligent posted:

Area denial at sea is a really good strategic tool for scenarios that aren't war. Your neighbours knowing that whenever they sail into international waters there's potentially a submarine there is useful if, for example, they are currently involved in sending fishing boats and coast guard ships to start poo poo with Vietnam and the Philippines.

Do you have any more info or links on this kind of stuff.

I really don't have an understanding of why Australia needs a submarine capacity (beyond intelligence work).

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Negligent posted:

Yes, professor Hugh White's column in the smh is good, and the Lowy Interpreter blog for foreign affairs stuff generally.

Cheers.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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EvilElmo posted:

Well, the one-eye Green flag waving needs some variety.

A tiny amount of the electorate will go for another option.

Nobody wants the LNP to beat the ALP.

But I'm still voting Greens and preferencing the ALP because the ALP are shitlords.

If they weren't terrible shitlords, maybe I'd still be voting for them.

Hope this helps.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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I know that when someone tells me to kill my are self I take that on board and give it the weight and consideration it deserves.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Can't help but like an underdo:suicide:

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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"Bracket creep should only be addressed when it affects rich people" ~ Sco "The Fixer" Mo.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Magog posted:

I will not be infected with carp herpes by this man.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Bulk billing GPs are not doctors who make heaps of money and drive around in sports cars. That's surgeons and specialists.

Failing to index bulk billing rates forces bulk billing practices to become charging practices, it's removal of bulk billing by stealth. The exact same thing that Howard did to the university sector by not indexing their funding.

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Oct 11, 2007

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MaliciousOnion posted:

It was always my impression that you should be careful asking friends or co-workers about their voting preferences because it can lead to friction. When it comes to internet strangers, though, who gives a gently caress.

Nah gently caress that, friends gonna be told if they are voting against their own interest.

I am slowly breaking a very poorly informed liberal voter.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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mlnp

EDIT: vv the n stands for negligent's

hooman fucked around with this message at 12:56 on May 5, 2016

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Skellybones posted:

They're going to need a lot more fibre to push this budget out

Fibre to the load.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Preventing refoulment is exactly the point of the refugee convention. It's what happened to Jewish people fleeing Nazi Germany and here we are in 2016 refouling the gently caress out of people without processing.

Awesome.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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katlington posted:

Knowing theyre about to pay compensation from the last time the government slandered refugee advocates, dutton does it again.

Easier to score political points now and pay for it out of the public purse quietly later.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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The federal environment minister has argued in court that coal from Australia’s largest coalmine would have no “substantial” impact on climate change and as a result he did not need to consider whether it would affect the Great Barrier Reef.
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The minister’s reasoning was that whether the burning of the coal would make climate change worse depended on whether it would increase the total amount of coal burned globally. But he notes there are a “raft of factors” that could affect how much coal was burned globally, including whether the coal from the mine displaced other coal and whether it was dealt with within various national emissions targets.

He concluded that there “was no requisite relationship between combustion emissions and increases in global temperature”.

Further, the minister argued that since the net impact was “difficult to identify”, there was no need to impose conditions on the mine, such as that climate impacts would be offset.

“Put simply, because any increase in net global greenhouse gas emissions was a matter of speculation, there was no need for or utility in the imposition of conditions.”

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Thanks for posting this, this is loving badass.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Actually my economic views were right of the greens in between Greens and Labor.

Someone reserve me a place against the wall when the revolution comes.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

You would make a reservation wouldn't you? Bourgie scum.

*weeping into pâté*

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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God it's good to see Tones being a sexist shitlord continuing to bite both him and the libs in the arse.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Cleretic posted:

Why do we have so loving many cooking shows, anyway? Every station has several cooking shows, and it's baffling to me.

I'm not someone who tremendously enjoys the acts of making and eating food, so our apparent national love of watching people cook meats, rices and pastries honestly makes me feel kind of alienated.

There is only one cooking show. It's called the Katering Show.

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Oct 11, 2007

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Starshark posted:

1) Cheap to make
2) Everyone likes to eat
3) People watch this poo poo


BTW what are the ratings on Gogglebox like? Just wondering how low we've slipped as a race.

"very low" is either the answer to the first part of this question or the second.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Anidav posted:

Apparently a collective of real estate agents is launching a nationwide campaign soon

I wouldn't be concerned, if you put more than two real estate agents in a room together they start eating each other.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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BBJoey posted:

she disabled her twitter :ironicat:

It's almost like being smeared and vilified sucks.. who knew, "The Australian", who knew!

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Holy poo poo, gently caress you Australians.

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Oct 11, 2007

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Anidav posted:

Hung parliament.

I didn't know the Hague still had that on the cards for crimes against humanity.

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Oct 11, 2007

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Solemn Sloth posted:

The greens should move a motion to oppose permanent revolution

You know that whatever revolution Labor supported in response it wouldn't be a good one.

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Oct 11, 2007

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"Four Vietnamese asylum seekers forcibly returned to their country by Australia will appear in court on Thursday, facing up to seven years in jail for trying to flee.

Four others have already been jailed for between two and three years for illegally leaving the country, despite written assurances from the Vietnamese government – according to the commander of Operation Sovereign Borders – that they would not be charged or punished for leaving.

Last year two boatloads of Vietnamese asylum seekers were intercepted by Australian government vessels as they attempted to reach Australia. They underwent “enhanced screening” by Australian officials at sea, before being directly returned to Vietnam."

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Trapezium Dave posted:

Anti-Islam party Australian Liberty Alliance in NSW, yep.

Australian Liberty Party: Liberty for everyone except Muslims, gently caress those guys.

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Oct 11, 2007

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CrazyTolradi posted:

He also understands gently caress all about markets either. It's not penalty rates that are the problem, the problem is we just have saturated hospitality and retail markets.

Increasing welfare would also put more money into the hospitality and retail sectors. Also having more people (i.e taking in asylum seekers) means an increased demand in those areas.

Nah they'll just take our jobs and our welfare away from us!

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Oct 11, 2007

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froglet posted:

I'm at Pint of Science in Perth. The scientist speaking is talking about coral bleaching.

We're fukt.

Don't worry his funding will get cut soon then we won't have to hear about it any more and it will be fine!

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Undifferentiated cells are people too!

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Oct 11, 2007

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Tokamak posted:

*receives letter from Telstra Health*

Balance carried forward: $1
Cancer Screening Admin fee: $1
Late fee: $15

Amount due: $17

What do you mean receives. They've been sending it to the wrong address for months (despite you notifying them of your changed address) and have now sicced debt collectors on you.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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Skellybones posted:

Yeah but at least the debt collectors will go to the wrong address.

Turns out they don't.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

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*dies while on 2 hour wait to Healthstra call centre*

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Oct 11, 2007

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Inge posted:

You understand the gravity of this, but this news is going to roll off the back of everyone who isn't in the health field, nobody else will care and nothing will change, especially with regard to farming practices. That's the truly concerning thing. We're going to have an antibiotic crisis soon, at this stage it's fairly well unavoidable :(

Man, I wonder which outcome of unrestrained capitalism will ruin us first!

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