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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









THE LONG WALK

14: May Want to Stand Back



so what's this then this is where you get to do something about writing that novel you've always had inside you and can finally get all the money respect sex nothing you deserve.

sounds cool how does it work round about the first day of every month I put a thread up and you post in it to say how much new writing you're gonna post by 2359 PST on the last day of that month. there might be a little general leeway at the end of the month, but don't count on it and don't ask for extensions.

lol imma post one word 'lol' there I won lol there's a 4k word minimum. you can pledge more if you like, but 4k is the ante.

how many terrible words have been written through this thread and the ones before it? 1,900,000. Some of them might have been good? idk

what happens if I gently caress it up every promise has to have a :toxx: attached. you fail, you get banned.

how should I post my stuff up to you, but a link to a gdoc with comments enabled is best that way you won't restrict your publication options later.

can I do short stories sure. It has to be new words (prose, poetry, limericks) but otherwise you can post whatever as long as you make the wordcount

can I critpost, shitpost, or shart my jorts don't really care, it's not the thunderdome so just follow the exhortations of your clotted goony heart but keep in mind that detailed crits of longform stuff aren't super useful; better to keep them general. normal CC rules apply so be harsh but helpful

is there an irc channel yes, if you've signed up: synirc, #longwalk, but most of us hang out in #thunderdome

where are the previous months April, May June July, August, September, October , November, December, January, February, March, April

who tells the mods if i gently caress up and don't make it anyone can call in a failed toxx; if no one else does it I do

who checks i've done it i could just not and say i did lol you need to satisfy me, which isn't a high bar tbh, but I'll probably need to see something, up to you what that is

how long are you gonna do it for at least a year, but if it's working for people there's no reason it couldn't go on longer

speech impediments aren't funny you loving pederast lol

Long Walk 14: May Want to Stand Back

guinness13: 10k UNITED COLORS OF MADE IT
sittin ghere: 15k MADE IT WITH A SIDE ORDER OF EMOTIONMAL DYSFUNCTION
spectism: 15k MADE IT ROCKET TO THE MOON OR AT LEAST THE TOP OF A PRETTY HIGH BUILDING
toxicslurpee: 5k YEAH MADE IT WOO
kuron!abright: 7.5k :siren: :boom: caid mille failllll :boom: :siren:
ironictwist 4kx3=12 MADE IT OF A THOUSAND CUTS
jitzu: 6k 2 subs MADE IT BUT REALLY WHAT IS IT IT MAKES U THINK
besesoth: 7.5k YEAH MADE IT LIKE A SHOGGOTH MADE OF NOGGOTH
redtonic: 80k :boom: MADE IT LIKE A TRANSATLANTIC LINER PARRRRRRP
potatocubed: 10k YEAAAH MADE IT HOOAH


RECORD OF THE FALLEN



CHTHONIC BELL/A PAINTED BIRD... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X4)
KILLFAST37... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
MORNING BELL... DIDN'T MAKE IT
DR KLOCTOPUSSY... DIDN'T MAKE IT
BOMPACHO... DIDN'T MAKE IT
CRABROCK... DIDN'T MAKE IT
REDTONIC... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
MARTELLO... DIDN'T MAKE IT
THEHOMEMASTER... DIDN'T MAKE IT
JONKED... DIDN'T MAKE IT
ANIME WAS RIGHT... DIDN'T MAKE IT
MAG7.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
KURONA BRIGHT...DIDN'T MAKE IT
SITTING HERE.... DIDN'T MAKE IT(X2)
IRONIC TWIST.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
TEQUILAJESUS.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
ANOMIEATTHEGATES.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
ANGELOPPORTUNITY.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
SPECTRES OF AUTISM....DIDN'T MAKE IT
FLERP....DIDN'T MAKE IT
NEWTESTLEPER....DIDN'T MAKE IT

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Jun 3, 2016

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Guiness13
Feb 17, 2007

The best angel of all.
In with 10k words. No subs this month. Focus is all on finishing the goddamm novel.

:toxx:

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
:toxx: 15K (busy month) :buttfame:

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
15k :toxx: :moments:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
I anticipate that this will be a busy month so it's time to tone it down a bit. At least 5K words. :toxx: :itwaspoo:

kurona_bright
Mar 21, 2013
Let's try 7.5k, including at least 1 td redemption.

:toxx:

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Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
:toxx: for 4K Non-TD words on the 12th, 24th, and at the end of the month. 12K in total.

Armack
Jan 27, 2006
:toxx: 6k words, 2 subs

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
:toxx: 7500 words.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
:toxx: 80k in May.

potatocubed
Jul 26, 2012

*rathian noises*
:toxx: Let's go 10k, all on my IFComp entry.

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh


for 5/12

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh


for 5/24

Armack
Jan 27, 2006
Lots of different little projects this month.


435 expanding Calvin's Business


2659 expanding Miss Maron's 3rd Grade Class


430 for some private creative writing


642 so far in my duel with sparksbloom


1053+879 TD words this month


Two subs in May
----------------------------------

All totaled comes to 6098 words and 2 subs.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
Scrapped a story and rewrote it. I now hate it slightly less.

Doesn't matter! Got in >5,000 words. Far more than I thought, actually.

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Beat my target by 1100 words!

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
I'm gonna try to spend less time on the internet in June, so in case I miss the new thread I'm :toxx:ing myself for 9000 words between June 1-30.

potatocubed
Jul 26, 2012

*rathian noises*
Spent way too much time playing Factorio instead of writing.



But just over the wire, having unwisely decided to create and submit a wholly different project to the last one I was working on.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
lets do this thing

book:



was at 30.3k last time, up 9.2k

suns 1.4k

triage 1.9k

i have evolved my progeny as it pleased me .9k

untitled so far .8k

dont read this .5k

mura masa i carbon dated this to make sure all 1.4k were written in may

im bleeding from a thousand cuts but im sorted

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh


+ 972 TD words

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
Typed out 400 more non-TD words to round it out, I forgot.

Guiness13
Feb 17, 2007

The best angel of all.
Well, I broke my rule about always moving forward with my novel. I took a look at the last section I wrote in April and realized it was utter poo poo that didn't tie in to my planned ending. So, I trashed it.



And then I finished the goddamn thing. Grand total words, 85,011. 7,191 new words this month. 6,195 words of actual growth from last month.

So, with a bit of a deficit on my 10k, I wrote two short stories.

Curiosity, totaling 2,890 words.



Jack, a complete re-write of one my TD entries from last month, with 4,802 words.



The grand total of new words for the month is 14,883.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
Boy this month sucked. Next month I will suck less.

2482 Thunderdome words

+

6855 words on a "for fun" novel that I use to procrastinate on my main novel:



+

1189 words on a brawl (not yet finished)




+

3200 on actual novel :suicide:




+


1262 on some flimflam




Which equals out to 14988. Here is a haiku to finish me off:

Each step is quite small
The mountains all look the same
And yet, you arrive

15000. Done.

Next month I will :toxx: for no TD words

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
I'm posting to you through space and time and remote help call procedure because I didn't synchronize all my devices before liftoff.



Because this month was real stressful with my first release, unexpected family illness, house repair shitfest, and piss monsters, I've indulged my perfectionism and book 2 of romancery has a mix of >36k new and rewritten words. Act 1 totally needed a rigorous facelift and then a nip & tuck, this wasn't gratuitous self-soothing I swear.



About 42,600 rewritten words on the front of this hot mess.



And something I'm calling Triplet Peaks for now and is in bad need of an outline before I go much further with it.

Here's to a calmer June.

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Sorry cats haven't closed up the month yet, I'm travelling but should be able to do it and post the new thread in 12 hours so

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