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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
THE MAN IMPLIES THAT THE CONTENDING CANDIDATE'S FATHER WAS INVOLVED WITH THE ASSASSINATION OF JFK, AND SAID CANDIDATE CONCEDES!!!

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

PRESS CONFERENCE????

YESSSS

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I really can't see #neverclinton working. It's just going to make #nevertrump people feel like they're being pushed aside even more, and it has no ring to it either.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Trump is on the tv better grab a beer and a box of hot pockets.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
http://i.imgur.com/rFMibqv.gifv

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
What's going on...Trump seems low energy tonight

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx

smg77 posted:

What's going on...Trump seems low energy tonight

He just realized how deep the pool of poo poo he is in

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Have they called the senate primary?

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Trump just said he wants to put minors to work.

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


We're gonna get those minors back to work

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


RACHET posted:

He just realized how deep the pool of poo poo he is in

He's about to get started on Hillary. And it's going to hilariously backfire and it will be great to see.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Oil! posted:

Trump just said he wants to put minors to work.

Reminder: Newt Gingrich ran on that, unironically, in 2012.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Oil! posted:

Trump just said he wants to put minors to work.

Not even child labor will sink him now

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Donald Trump is going to steamroll Hillary in the general, and is going to be the next president of the United States of America. Donald Trump.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Oil! posted:

Trump just said he wants to put minors to work.

Anyone seen Gingrich around?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

Reminder: Newt Gingrich ran on that, unironically, in 2012.

newt gingrich and donald trump are going to use child labor to put zoos on the moon

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Im sure theres a downside of hoping trump wins to spite hillary but i cant think of it atm

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Uncle Wemus posted:

Im sure theres a downside of hoping trump wins to spite hillary but i cant think of it atm

Nuclear Armageddon.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
Nothing can stand in our way.

The revolution is here.

Hillary Clinton will be crucified before America, as JEB! was before her.

WE THE PEOPLE are TAKING OUR COUNTRY BACK.

We WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.

Prorat posted:

THE MAN IMPLIES THAT THE CONTENDING CANDIDATE'S FATHER WAS INVOLVED WITH THE ASSASSINATION OF JFK, AND SAID CANDIDATE CONCEDES!!!

Trump insults Jeb's wife, and Jeb high-fives him

Trump insults Carson, and Carson endorses him

Trump insults Cruz's father, and Cruz hands him the nomination

I love this election

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"Ted has a great future" - A Man Who Has Never Been Elected To Anything Ever

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

tbh I don't care what happens in November. Whatever happens will be MAGICAL

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Uncle Wemus posted:

Im sure theres a downside of hoping trump wins to spite hillary but i cant think of it atm

The end of western civilization comes to mind.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

tecnocrat posted:

The end of western civilization comes to mind.

totally worth it

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"I know how Ted feels, and Heidi and their whole, beautiful family, especially Ted's dad who killed JFK. Tough guy. The best."

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Joementum posted:

"I know how Ted feels, and Heidi and their whole, beautiful family, especially Ted's dad who killed JFK. Tough guy. The best."

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

RACHET posted:

He just realized how deep the pool of poo poo he is in

Said nervously for the 100th time.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
What a low energy speech

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Winkie01 posted:

What a low energy speech

It's weird to see a post from you without a Taylor Swift gif tied to it.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Get used to lovely speeches folks, this is how Trump thinks you pivot apparently

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Winkie01 posted:

What a low energy speech

He's starting to act more presidential :stare:

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

Get used to lovely speeches folks, this is how Trump thinks you pivot apparently

What a disappointment.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
At least he stopped for a moment to kick Kasich in the ribs a little.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Nuclear Armageddon.

Trump is too the left of Hilary on foreign policy

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

"I know how Ted feels, and Heidi and their whole, beautiful family, especially Ted's dad who killed JFK. Tough guy. The best."

Lol

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
I just got home and holy poo poo it's happening.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Can't wait for Trump to break to the middle but also bring up single payer or something crazy and steal bernie voters, the meltdown tears will be hilarious from both establishment sides

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
TRUMP TRAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DpRcxK_N8

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

starting the war on christmas really early

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