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it is with great pain that i am forced to reveal my darkest secret. i am satoshi nakamoto. i invented bitcoins.com the revolutionary new money 2.0 end the fed i hate to bring attention to myself and my vast untaxed wealth but i cant sit idly by while some australian douche takes credit for my years of hard work doing cryptography and so. thats why ive decided to give the exclusive to yospos mens health and penthouse. here is the hash proof to verify the smart contract itt EnCt23dd2087dafe7e9b09e18d4677a1d25b49d0ccefb3dd2087dafe7e9b09e18d467zUEe3MVeJAN xXJaxJ1fEB5s1h9QzXI2wPn9nPKcg/2rw+Q==IwEmS
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Goongrats
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May 2, 2016 21:08
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nah its me im satoshi beep boop bitcoins blop bleep
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Space-Pope posted:nah its me im satoshi this man is not the real satoshi. do not let him touch your genitals
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May 2, 2016 21:11
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i'm truley sorry for your lots
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May 2, 2016 21:12
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satoshi is all of us
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May 2, 2016 21:12
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mr satoshi what picture would you like us to use when me mint these coins you've created
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May 2, 2016 21:15
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:mr satoshi what picture would you like us to use when me mint these coins you've created
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May 2, 2016 21:16
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it's me im gay
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May 2, 2016 21:16
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poty posted:it is with great pain that i am forced to reveal my darkest secret. i am satoshi nakamoto. i invented bitcoins.com the revolutionary new money 2.0 end the fed inventing bitcoin has to be breaking some kind of yospos rule right? mods please ban this sick filth
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:mr satoshi what picture would you like us to use when me mint these coins you've created a picture from a well-loved scientist like sheldon from the big bang theory
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May 2, 2016 21:20
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hey man you can see from my gangtag im a big fan
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May 2, 2016 21:42
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and I'm his best friend Jesus
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May 2, 2016 22:21
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im spartacus
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May 2, 2016 23:25
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how do you feel about trains they're pretty good, eh?
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god bless
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May 3, 2016 00:46
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my cryptocurrency founder was turned into a meme by idiots
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May 3, 2016 01:14
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hm yes quite
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May 3, 2016 02:12
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*sips chianti*
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maniacdevnull posted:it's me im g[b][/b]ay
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im gay
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same
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May 3, 2016 05:27
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we're all satoshi now
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May 3, 2016 18:54
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how does this thread have 23 (24) responses and 0 views
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May 3, 2016 19:26
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the magic of the blockchain
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hello its me nakamoto, i urgently need to verify your bitcoins for cryptographic authenticity so they won't be deleted in an upcoming update. your Bitcoin will be promptly returned upon successful verification.
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May 4, 2016 12:12
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no it's me Satoshi nakramotos you can tell by my pale visage 
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Bloody posted:how does this thread have 23 (24) responses and 0 views 
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May 4, 2016 15:59
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lil inside joke here in early versions of the spec we called it "titcoin" after we were spitballing over lunch about potential uses and someone [can't remember who] said "hey a stripper could just have a qr code sticker on her tits!"
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Bloody posted:how does this thread have 23 (24) responses and 0 views very carefully
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qirex posted:lil inside joke here in early versions of the spec we called it "titcoin" after we were spitballing over lunch about potential uses and someone [can't remember who] said "hey a stripper could just have a qr code sticker on her tits!" u laff but coiners have unironically suggested that strippers get qr code tattoos on their asses
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Cat Face Joe posted:u laff but coiners have unironically suggested that strippers get qr code tattoos on their asses the mark of the (sexy) beast
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Symbolic Butt posted:satoshi is all of us in the end we were the real monster all along
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May 4, 2016 17:29
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seem's legit
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May 4, 2016 20:39
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qntm posted:and I'm his best friend qntm flew me in and showed me some crap on his laptop i didnt really get it but it looked like the stuff in hacker movies i think hes the real deal
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May 4, 2016 21:22
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I'm Sorry. I believed that I could do this. I believed that I could put the years of anonymity and hiding behind me. But, as the events of this week unfolded and I prepared to publish the proof of access to the earliest keys, I broke. I do not have the courage. I cannot. When the rumors began, my qualifications and character were attacked. When those allegations were proven false, new allegations have already begun. I know now that I am not strong enough for this. I know that this weakness will cause great damage to those that have supported me, and particularly to Jon Matonis and Gavin Andresen. I can only hope that their honour and credibility is not irreparably tainted by my actions. They were not deceived, but I know that the world will never believe that now. I can only say I'm sorry.
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nice job guys way to be jerks to me, satoshi, after i died for your sins
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poty posted:I'm Sorry. lol
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