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Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

zoux posted:

What if we never, ever talked about MoS or BvS or the Joker in this thread....

How many intra/post-credits scenes are in Civil War? I have to wait til Sunday to see it

Deadpool Marketing team, please stop killing it, we're all ready dead.
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One in the middle of the credits (for Black Panther), one at the very end (for Spider-Man).

# ¿ May 5, 2016 15:41

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 23:23

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Deadpool is also great for International Women's Day.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 02:30

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

The real villain of JL is going to be Snyder, just like in Beavis.

# ¿ May 11, 2016 23:24

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

SonicRulez posted:

Sinestro super interesting.

Let's not say things we don't mean.

# ¿ May 12, 2016 07:41

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

I liked the boat chase in Thor 2. :shrug:

# ¿ May 18, 2016 01:39

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

DC Films: "Me too, but worse"

# ¿ May 18, 2016 04:24

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Toxxupation posted:

There's no other (reasonable) explanation. China loves American blockbusters, even America-centric films (I mean Captain America killed over there), and loves them some superhero films. But BvS totally underperformed across the Pacific and nobody really knows why.

I don't know about China but here in Korea no one gives a poo poo about any of the DC properties. Anytime superheroes come up it's Cap, Iron Man, Hulk, Spidey, or Taekwon V.

# ¿ May 23, 2016 06:43

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

My favorite part in the Poetic Edda is when Hulk gets mad.

# ¿ May 25, 2016 05:34

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

I've felt that way about all 3. I just want to see Magneto.

# ¿ May 29, 2016 05:41

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

twistedmentat posted:

I forgive The Wolverine cameo because they had him in his Weapon X gear. It looks like someone working on the movie actually opened a comic for a moment

It's not comics accurate at all, they didn't wire his dick directly into his eye.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 05:32

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

X-O posted:

Everyone's favorite rear end in a top hat, Devin Faraci, is saying that the current direction for Flash is that it will be a buddy team movie with Flash and Cyborg.

That's not good news at all. Some would say...it's the reverse.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 00:54

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Wheat Loaf posted:

Right, here's an idea that I've had. On the off chance that Marvel is able to get the movie rights to the FF back within the next five years, they should do something novel by casting an actual married couple as Reed and Sue and making the characters a bit older. And it seems to me that, if they did this, the perfect choice for Reed and Sue would be Laurence Fishburne and Gina Torres. I think that would be pretty fun.

Ok, but then they have to make Johnny white.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 23:30

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Lurdiak posted:

I would really be curious to see what this movie was initially supposed to be like. There were a lot of editing choices that felt like attempts at punching up the pace that just made things seem more incoherent or messed with the natural timing of the jokes, and from what I understand large portions of the film were added pretty late in production.

Not that I hated it or anything. It was a solid B-.

Maybe you would understand the movie better if you paid attention instead of posting while watching it.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 23:20

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

BSS Movie Thread: JK SIMMONS WHAT T F

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 03:22

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

CharlestheHammer posted:

You can't be this dense, no one can.

He likes Sonic games.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 04:03

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

In this trailer, a Titan dies!

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 07:27

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Aphrodite posted:

He liked Now You See Me 2. What a monster.

Now You See Me 2 is a much better movie than Suicide Squad.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 05:47

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

CzarChasm posted:

So, are we to take away form this that the Joker who has been front and center in all the build up is either A) the worst part or B) not around enough to make or break the movie?

Surprise, it's both!

# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 01:29

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

But she isn't objectively human garbage like Jared Leto.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 02:36

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

They're doing you a favor.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 06:04

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Pliers, blowtorches, and pipes are all the kinds of thing blue collar burlymen you would hire to rough someone up have from their blue collar burlymen jobs. Have you never played River City Ransom?

Who even roughs someone up with crackheads?

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 13:57

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Gal Gadot isn't even Greek, if you're disappointed about her casting it should be because they whitewashed Wonder Woman.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 09:31

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Who isn't anti-Jared Leto? He's the Israel of people.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 02:22

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Adam Warlock's space egg was already in Guardians.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 08:18

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Fuckboy is a slur, fuckboi isn't.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 07:42

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

The opening scene of TMNT2 definitely holds up because Combat Coldcuts will always be great.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 10:38

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Typical Hollywood blackwashing. What's next, an Asian Hulk?

# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 04:47

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Doctor Spaceman posted:

I hadn't heard of her before this, what's the buzz about her?

Zendaya is a Buddhist robot who can shoot orbs that heal allies or debuff enemies.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 16:06

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

The spiders are unfortunately also full of used condoms.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 22:53

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

People care about Kree Captain Mar-Vell even less than they care about Agents of SHIELD.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 03:32

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Topher Grace didn't honk any truck horns so he was a terrible Venom.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 05:14

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

All of the Supermen are flying through Smallville at super speed and fighting causing Man of Steel disaster porn everywhere, and it cuts to Tom Welling in a barn having a beam fall on his head.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 04:51

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

WickedHate posted:

It could have been entirely avoided if they just didn't use Havok in First Class, though at the time I heard rumors Havok was supposed to be Cyke's father in the movieverse and that placated me well enough. Then Apocolypse comes round...

Maybe they're pulling a Smallville and Havok was Havok's older brother.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 06:29

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

The Harley spinoff should be a romantic comedy with Poison Ivy.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 05:56

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

The best Star Trek is across the bay, in Alameda.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 05:41

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

What does Namor need with a starship?

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 15:22

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Is Jason Todd a cannibal in the comics now?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 04:26

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Spider-man stole that guy's pizza.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 08:48

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Yeah, he was just doing a House impression. I wonder why England decided that's what an American doctor sounds like.

Dormammu, I've come to bargain! got big laughs in my theater.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 12:00

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 23:23

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

You're gonna need a bigger fist.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 04:56

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