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BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Heathen posted:

Also for some reason the internet at large wants Perlmutter to be the bad guy. No one has heard his side of the story, but hey, I heard he's tight with money so he must be an all around ominous shitlord.


See! What a shitlord! He doesn't want girls to have toys!

Either that or toy makers have found out that boys age 6-12 have shown an equal amount of interest in playing with action figures while girls start to lose interest around 8. So toy makers have a pretty reliable six year window to make profits off "boy toys" and a two year window to make a profit off "girl toys." It can't possibly be that little girls mature faster and have a more varied interest in things like drawing, coloring or are more aware of their appearance and like to play dress up, wear jewelry and make up. No, its got to be crusty old man sexism.

:goonsay:

you're a loving moron

BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jun 3, 2016

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BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Jamesman posted:

I think they're 40lbs actually.

Someone photoshop the Yellow M&M with ridiculous muscles, please.

wait that was him all along? :stare:

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

ImpAtom posted:

It's established pretty firmly in Batman Beyond that Barbara and Bruce hooked up and that is what drove Dick Grayson away and at least strongly implied they did it while Dick and Barbara were together. (There's a comic that made that last bit canonical but it isn't in the show so you're free to ignore it.) So yeah, that's in the actual show.

:gonk:

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
still looking for to Suicide Squad, but I'll be damned if some of the dialogue in these clips isn't cringe worthy

http://www.superherohype.com/news/379141-8-suicide-squad-clips#/slide/1

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Electromax posted:

I think they might loosen it up after GotG and no one liking Thor 2. There was already this yesterday:

I..

i need this movie in my life

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

twistedmentat posted:

X-men movies have to be the most world shattering important godlike crisises.

just like the comics! :v:

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
LITMUS TEST!!!

Can you make it past 5 seconds of this Suicide Squad review video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBDPgE29bmU

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Roth posted:

How Harley Quinn Takes On Our Hyper-Sensitive World: http://screenrant.com/suicide-squad-harley-quinn-costume-controversy/

I can't wait for Harley Quinn to end the menace of Political Correctness

FUN FACT: David Ayer is an ex-military dudebro and his films reflect this

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

ButtWolf posted:

Its no Guardians, but its no XMen either. I hate the flashbacks that were just poo poo we saw 20 min ago, cameras that let the US see stuff explode, and 'my daughter'. Music didnt really bother me.

I dont get the sexism thing. Seems like being too PC. If Margot Robbie is undressing, everyone is gonna look. EVERYONE. Maybe dont make her character sexy i get that, but it wasnt as bad as ppl are making it seem.

A girl kisses guys and puts a spell on them. Who cares? Its seems ridiculous to get mad about that.

The flashbacks though. Im upset about that, and is the reason I didnt like BvS. Mild pacing problems, not real bad imo.

C grade movie.

:goonsay:


DynamicSloth posted:

I was going to write a big review but this accords with just about all of my thoughts, to highlight some of the reasons why this is a much, much better movie then BvS while still being a bad movie.
Will Smith does very good work with what he's given. This is a "Will Smith Movie Star™" calibre performance for the first time in years. Why on earth the movie wasn't more focused on Deadshot I don't know. Margot Robbie also does very good work with a very problematic character, whose motivations and actions don't even make any sense even with the considerable leeway of her character being batshit crazy. Waller and Boomerang are reasonably faithfully adapted (give or take a dumb unicorn gag). A decent Suicide Squad movie could definitely be made that was about those four characters, please drop every other character as well as their dumb flashbacks/dream sequences.

Joker is a complete nothingburger, that and every Affleck scene make me very worried about the next Batman movie.

AGAIN with the loving dream sequences. what is it with the loving dream sequences?!

fire kevin tsujihara


like, right now

BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Aug 6, 2016

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Timeless Appeal posted:

Alex Ross is bad at character designs.

get hosed

no really gently caress you

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

twistedmentat posted:

Expressive Eyes Spider-Man is best Spider-Man.

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Aphrodite posted:

Is Man Ape in the movie? Because then we have a problem.

i was amazed the got away with Man-Ape in the EMH cartoon.

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gpED0Z57RU

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
so yeah I I think spider gwen, miles, and kamala khan are cool and good will be around forever :v:

seems the only way to make that happen is to put them in the MCU

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Codependent Poster posted:

Logan... haunted by the demons of his past. His healing factor is failing, and he has turned to alcohol to cope with his chronic pain.

again?

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
http://variety.com/2016/film/reviews/doctor-strange-review-marvel-studios-1201895862/

Peter Debruge, Chief Film Critic for Variety posted:

Cut from the same mold as playboys Tony Stark (Iron Man) and Bruce Wayne (Batman), Strange easily might have become world’s most insufferable superhero. But instead, it’s the very fact of this deeply insecure and wildly overcompensating character’s determination to prove himself — coupled with the setback by which texting while driving cripples his hands and very nearly derails him of that ambition — that makes “Doctor Strange” Marvel’s most satisfying entry since “Spider-Man 2,” and a throwback to M. Night Shyamalan’s soul-searching identity-crisis epic “Unbreakable,” which remains the gold standard for thinking people’s superhero movies.

Oh gently caress you

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

TwoPair posted:

Look I'm not saying you're wrong for disliking that opinion, but there are way worse movies with the Marvel name on them than SM2. It's not a completely stupid pick for best Marvel movie, is what I'm saying.

my bad, i was mostly pissed because he implied SM2 was a Marvel Studios joint

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
i..

.... what have i done?..


IT WAS A MISTAKE YOU loving MORONS

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Big Mean Jerk posted:

So Phase 4 will essentially be the cinematic equivalent of "Marvel Team-Up". Not sure how I feel about that.

i fail to see the negative in this :v:

Lobok posted:

It'll be nice to not have so much buildup, too. There really is no way the fight against Thanos is going to live up to the expectations of ten years.

holy poo poo this. I have a feeling ALOT of people are going to be pissed come the Infinity War credits

BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Nov 6, 2016

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
just came from Dr.strange.

great climax

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
haha holy poo poo this is Filmation he-man level bad animation

https://mobile.twitter.com/IGN/status/824324401512361984

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

stay and rot in the south park thread you pretentious douche

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/Anawnnemus/status/841738475221188608

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Dacap posted:

Sony just announced a Venom solo movie for release in 2018

No word on whether it will be connected to MCU spidey, cast or director.

nothing about this sounds like an even remotely good idea. just put the fucker in the mcu already. nobody wants anymore of your poo poo spiderman films anymore sony


gently caress you, sony

gently caress you

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

CelticPredator posted:

Get Out deserves it more. It made history the other day.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.c6f8d592ab72

holy gently caress is that depressing when actually thought about :smith:

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/iamthatroby/status/845029535573692416

:goonsay:

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://mobile.twitter.com/Anawnnemus/status/845301374434861056

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

gently caress YOU, you hack piece of human poo poo

you are everything wrong with the medium of film!

RatNUUR is a literal 13 year old trapped in the body in a grown man

BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Mar 24, 2017

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
MAN, a "What If" movie from Marvel would be AMAZING

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

McCloud posted:

BvS, a flawed but interesting movie with a slightly novel take on superheroes :smuggo:

:fuckoff:

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Arist posted:

Why do we always get the boring trolls

defending DCEU films at this point just reeks of contrarianism

How many times do we have to keep going through this poo poo in this thread? christ...

don't any of you people find it even slightly odd that the people who try defend these films are SMG or people who gimmick post like him?

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

McCloud posted:

:words:
Why? Is it because he doesn't care about people? No, the earlier scenes of him saving people contradicts this.:smug:


The problem with this, is that its implied

we ASSUME he's doing this because he has some sort of moral compass

a scene that sticks out to me in The First Avenger is the "I just don't like bullies" scene. Its a perfect summation of (MCU) Steve Rogers.

All I wanted was just ONE SCENE like this in MoS/BvS

YES we see youre doing altrusitic things, but WHY? How does the character FEEL doing it?

BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Mar 25, 2017

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://mobile.twitter.com/Anawnnemus/status/846826395443572737

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/Anawnnemus/status/848180024587018240

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

SlimGoodbody posted:

For some reason I always pictured him as a stoic Christopher Nolan type, the fact that he's a fratty doofus makes literally every execrable thing about him even worse

loving poo poo look at the INSANE level of difference between grimdark and non-grimdark :stare:

its like they just drowed the poo poo in grey in Adobe Premiere

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/kwanzer/status/855468190649995264

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Ojjeorago posted:

A lot of people are using that lovely excuse to try to make a Nazi writing Captain American books ok too. I don't get it.

wait nick spencer's a nazi?

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Big Mean Jerk posted:

That has to be a parody account...right?

https://twitter.com/Starius/status/868168257320169472

nope

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
loving poo poo the photoshop on that Black Panther poster :stare:

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BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
oh my god the dialogue in Luke Cage is so loving insufferable and borderline offensive:bang:


EDIT:

kaesarsosei posted:

But honestly, this Spiderman movie could not have me less enthused. I am much more excited at what a Tom Hardy Venom movie looks like. I'm starting to get superhero-fatigue and need something different.

forgive me for being a mindless $hill here, but sony can honestly go gently caress themselves for taking venon out of the MCU

spiderman is a universe unto himself, and would work great for the MCU

BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Jun 17, 2017

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