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When I was in high school me and some friends went to a golf course to play a few rounds. We got bored halfway through and just started dicking around on the carts. After about 15 minutes of trying to run each other over, the manager rolled up and screamed at us to get out.
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I stole like 15k from pet valu and was banned from them all over Ontario for 3 years and am still banned from the one I stole money at when I was working
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a year or so ago, me and a few friends got kicked out of a dollar store because the manager got pissed that we were making fun of the cheap, made-in-china items he carried
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May 8, 2016 05:17
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got kicked out of old country buffet for calling it old cuntry buffet to a managers face
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May 8, 2016 05:19
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the somethignisawful dot com forums
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Drink Cheerwine posted:the somethignisawful dot com forums Been there, done that.
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May 8, 2016 05:20
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a courtroom
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May 8, 2016 05:21
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I was at a Melvins concert and some guy got thrown into me so I pushed him from behind into a bunch of people who were moshing. Turned out that guy was the bouncer and before I knew it, he got back on his feet, grabbed me by the collar, twisted my arm back, marched me through the crowd and literally threw my rear end out the front door. This was at some BBQ shack in the middle of the Californian desert. And it was early in their set and my buddy was still inside so I had to watch the rest of the show from outside the window.
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May 8, 2016 05:21
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A RER train in Paris.
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May 8, 2016 05:22
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I'm not welcome in a few counties of Kentucky
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May 8, 2016 05:22
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Applebees. They have a bar. But they don't like drunks.
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May 8, 2016 05:22
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A Taco Bell drive throigh
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May 8, 2016 05:24
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10 years ago I was at a mom and pop video rental store. They occasionally gave away movie posters near the entrence. So when my then GF had some videos in hand I asked her to come and check out a poster. She walked through the security thingies and that's when I realized the security thingies were 100% fake. So me and some friends started to go like every day and just shove like 20 movies into our pants and walk out. Then one day my GF goes in with out me and the clerk is all "Yeah you and your boyfriend and his friends aren't allowed here anymore." Jokes on them, Netflix bankrupted them like 2 months later.
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May 8, 2016 05:25
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ladies room, a few liquor stores, my marital home... some aa meetings
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May 8, 2016 05:27
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pissed in the sink of a japanese brewhouse
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May 8, 2016 05:27
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byob spent 10 years mocking me and parodying me like a Totem but then the Totem achieved self-awareness and then overcame that as well and they banished the totem from their midst and now they wallow in the juices of their own flesh, unashamed, free, and happy. self actualized, while my legacy haunts the internet from another plane
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May 8, 2016 05:31
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Ians party. Sorry ian
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May 8, 2016 05:46
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May 8, 2016 05:48
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I am banned from Molly Malone's pub and grill in Covington, KY, because I got massively drunk there one time and puked in a men's urinal and also all over the floor.
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May 8, 2016 05:53
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Everyone likes me everywhere
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Celluloid Sam posted:I stole like 15k from pet valu and was banned from them all over Ontario for 3 years and am still banned from the one I stole money at when I was working Nice!
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May 8, 2016 05:57
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extra stout posted:society lumpenprole spotted , (it's cool)
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May 8, 2016 05:57
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My mom's uterus and vagina gave me an eviction notice.
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May 8, 2016 05:58
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I got kicked out of a prison for behaving myself too much.
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May 8, 2016 05:59
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I got kicked out of a prison for behaving myself too much. 
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i dropped a mountain dew bottle in an exxon station in st petersburg florida when i was in high school, it exploded and the methed up lady who worked there screamed at me to get out.
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May 8, 2016 06:10
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I got kicked out of the sprint store for singing the fatboy slim song that was playing in the store over the speakers.
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May 8, 2016 06:12
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I am banned from a Denny's
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May 8, 2016 06:13
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i have been kicked out of and banned from a local bowling alley for sneaking in liquor
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I got kicked out of the sprint store for singing the fatboy slim song that was playing in the store over the speakers. Lol
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Celluloid Sam posted:I stole like 15k from pet valu and was banned from them all over Ontario for 3 years and am still banned from the one I stole money at when I was working How did you pull off the heist and how were you discovered OP?
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May 8, 2016 06:17
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Pick posted:I am banned from a Denny's How? No seriously, how the gently caress did you manage to do this Herculean feat? This is akin to Lucifer telling you to get the gently caress out of hell. What? Did you flat out poo poo on your moons over my hammy?
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May 8, 2016 06:18
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it's just something about golf and alcohol, there's no combination of the two where the outcome isn't some rear end in a top hat causing collateral damage last time I was at top golf for a company thing we got too drunk and red neck billy madison started competing with me to knock it over the net but he was actually able too and after 3 or 4 hit the parking lot someone went and told the staff like a bunch of pussies!!
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May 8, 2016 06:19
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VendaGoat posted:How? No seriously, how the gently caress did you manage to do this Herculean feat?
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Revenants Return posted:How did you pull off the heist and how were you discovered OP? Holy gently caress I didn't post this thread I'm not the op will you gently caress off already with that. It ed through fake returns and some sneaky stuff like switching cash sales for free samples after I'd determined they didn't want a receipt on large cash sales and then I was homeless and stopped going in and stupidly broke in one night and emptied the safe and got arrested a week later and just told the cops the truth
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May 8, 2016 06:26
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YOur mom's bed after I busted all over them saggy titties
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The Chicago World's Fair in 1933
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The...heh. ...the Shovel factory... Hahahaha Because of windows 95
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