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Celluloid Sam posted:Holy gently caress I didn't post this thread I'm not the op will you gently caress off already with that. It ed through fake returns and some sneaky stuff like switching cash sales for free samples after I'd determined they didn't want a receipt on large cash sales and then I was homeless and stopped going in and stupidly broke in one night and emptied the safe and got arrested a week later and just told the cops the truth Protip for next time, have a lawyer lie for you
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May 8, 2016 06:38
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Doppelganger posted:Yeah, I know I didn't specify in the op, but it's a lot more interesting if you include the story. It was so bad that I got banned too, even though it was my friend who did it.
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May 8, 2016 06:39
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My lawyer I got through legal aid ended up getting me just 3 months instead of the 2 years the prosecution was asking for
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May 8, 2016 06:39
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Pick posted:It was so bad that I got banned too, even though it was my friend who did it. You're a cock tease.
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May 8, 2016 06:40
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Celluloid Sam posted:Holy gently caress I didn't post this thread I'm not the op will you gently caress off already with that. It ed through fake returns and some sneaky stuff like switching cash sales for free samples after I'd determined they didn't want a receipt on large cash sales and then I was homeless and stopped going in and stupidly broke in one night and emptied the safe and got arrested a week later and just told the cops the truth 
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May 8, 2016 06:40
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mdm posted:Five Guys Burgers and Fries heh speaking of i got kicked out of a gang bang one time because I was just totally flaccid the whole time
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May 8, 2016 06:40
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I spent most of it on ketamine
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May 8, 2016 06:41
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Celluloid Sam posted:I spent most of it on ketamine
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May 8, 2016 06:41
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How did you go about getting the ketamine in jail? Sam you should really start an AMA type thread about this.
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May 8, 2016 06:43
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Iron Prince posted:heh speaking of i got kicked out of a gang bang one time because I was just totally flaccid the whole time GBS: got kicked out of the gang bang one time because i was just totally flaccid the whole time
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May 8, 2016 06:43
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OctoberBlues posted:How did you go about getting the ketamine in jail? Sam you should really start an AMA type thread about this.
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May 8, 2016 06:44
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No like I bought lots of ketamine while I was slowly stealing money over a good three months and then I was living under a bridge for awhile and then I got arrested and then I got out and like 2 years later I went to a mental health facility which I also got kicked out of for starting a relationship with another patient some 30 year old recovering heroine addict who had fake tits and 3 kids thank God I dodge that bullet
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May 8, 2016 06:45
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Celluloid Sam posted:My lawyer I got through legal aid ended up getting me just 3 months instead of the 2 years the prosecution was asking for Thuggin. My mom turned me in for shoplifting an eraser shaped like a racecar when I was 6. I cried and she made me confess my crime the the store owner. After that I never did no more bad stuff.
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May 8, 2016 06:47
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JiveHonky posted:Thuggin. My mom turned me in for shoplifting an eraser shaped like a racecar when I was 6. I cried and she made me confess my crime the the store owner. After that I never did no more bad stuff. I killed myself with my dad's .44 Smith and Wesson and my mom turned me in. She was such a vapid oval office. She made me delete all the American Philosophical Association bookmarks from the browser on the home computer.
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May 8, 2016 06:50
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sports posted:I killed myself with my dad's .44 Smith and Wesson and my mom turned me in. She was such a vapid oval office. She made me delete all the American Philosophical Association bookmarks from the browser on the home computer. drat son
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May 8, 2016 06:53
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I was aboard the Titanic before it set sail. I got kicked off pretty fast for being drunk as gently caress. Pregaming saved my life.
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May 8, 2016 07:00
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I was in some divey little hick bar with a friend a few months after Great White had their indoor pyrotechnics fiasco that resulted in death. Someone put "Once Bitten Twice Shy" on the jukebox, and when it got to the chorus i put on my best falsetto and belted out: "My my my... Once bitten Twi- FWOOOOOOSH!!! AHHHHHHHH!" I was informed that my company was no longer appreciated, nor welcome in that establishment. 
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May 9, 2016 01:54
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a lovely dive bar for drinking underage.i thought theyd be cool. place had no doors in the bathroom stalls and were violating probably a thousand other laws operating that place and wouldnt let me slide at 20 
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May 9, 2016 01:58
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Walmart for riding around on the motorized cart
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May 9, 2016 06:25
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A historic church in Italy, for wearing a camisole Jesus hates cleavage and bare shoulders
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May 9, 2016 06:32
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My friend whipped out his guitar and started belting out his version of Old MacDonald featuring Terry Shiavo.
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May 9, 2016 06:42
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Kicked out of karaoke bar for poo poo talking on the mic and instigating an actual bar brawl Kicked out of ATO frat house for blacking out and fistfighting and then barfing all over some rooms/myself
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May 9, 2016 08:17
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I got kicked out of the sprint store for singing the fatboy slim song that was playing in the store over the speakers.  got kicked out of the accident & emergency department of my local hospital after me and my bro did a 30min duet rendition of Shaggy's seminal 2000 hit "It Wasn't Me".
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May 9, 2016 08:34
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Drink Cheerwine posted:the somethignisawful dot com forums lol if you haven't
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May 9, 2016 08:36
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Commie NedFlanders posted:byob spent 10 years mocking me and parodying me like a Totem but then the Totem achieved self-awareness and then overcame that as well and they banished the totem from their midst and now they wallow in the juices of their own flesh, unashamed, free, and happy. self actualized, while my legacy haunts the internet from another plane i don't care about that but tell me this: where does your av come from? i feel like i've seen a few people with it and it seems like it might carry with it an intriguing story
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May 9, 2016 08:38
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Sperghetti posted:Kicked out of karaoke bar for poo poo talking on the mic and instigating an actual bar brawl The sisters have been talking, and we feel it necessary to remind you that when you go out you are representing all of us here at the tri delts. Honor your pledge and get it together, bitch. That being said, I've been kicked out of a few scrubby bars myself. I also got kicked out of a cafe in Korea for bringing in my own beer. Which is ridiculous because I wasn't even in the bad Korea.
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May 9, 2016 08:38
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I was kicked out of The Viper Room. The bar that River Phoenix died in. It was because I was a scruffy unwashed backpacker wearing shorts and a T-shirt, but still, I was pretty annoyed that they thought I wasn't good enough to drink THERE.
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May 9, 2016 08:39
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denied entrance to a sports bar ostensibly for drunken behavior (I'm a teetotaler) but I have my suspicions as to the real reason
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May 9, 2016 08:43
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i got kicked out of a brunch place because i went there with  my girlfriend and our friend and her boyfriend and we got absurdly lovely on bottomless mimosas and started being really loud and the girls started jacking off us guys under the table
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May 9, 2016 08:44
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Al Cowens posted:denied entrance to a sports bar ostensibly for drunken behavior (I'm a teetotaler) but I have my suspicions as to the real reason it was probably the lum avatar
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May 9, 2016 08:44
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Got kicked out of a school group after I pushed for (a president and got them elected) that they absolutely hated. The people were petty about it but I know who they were despite it being anonymous. Its all good though the group went down the shitter a year or so later anyways.
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May 9, 2016 08:49
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Microwaves Mom posted:Got kicked out of a school group after I pushed for (a president and got them elected) that they absolutely hated. Corey Lewandowski account spotted
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May 9, 2016 08:51
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Microwaves Mom posted:Got kicked out of a school group after I pushed for (a president and got them elected) that they absolutely hated. haha yeah high school. will you go to prom with me?
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May 9, 2016 08:52
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poopnanners posted:haha yeah high school. will you go to prom with me? sorry i'm waiting for chad to ask me. you can do my chemistry homework though. oh, chad's coming this way! <spits on you> sorry, i can't let him think we're friends
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May 9, 2016 08:55
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oh my god now he's talking to becky. i swear to god if he asks her i'm going to down this entire bottle of aspirin. you'd down the aspirin with me, right? down the aspirin.
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May 9, 2016 09:03
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May 9, 2016 09:05
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i got kicked out of summer camp for having sex in my tent with the superintendent's daughter my brain's out of order
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