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MiracleWhale posted:it was probably the lum avatar
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Al Cowens posted:I am Lum irl. It's a selfie. what happened to u
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May 9, 2016 09:09
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Al Cowens posted:It's a selfie. I am Lum irl. i'm into chicks with horns and the power to administer electric shocks when i get out of line. pm me
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Al Cowens posted:It's a selfie. I am Lum irl. hello
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May 9, 2016 09:38
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I wasn't kicked out of the place so much as forbidden to be there when the one girl was working.
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May 9, 2016 09:53
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I got kicked out of a bar after rocking up out of my mind, drunk on half a litre of Jim beam, convinced my friend to buy me a pint to "stop the vom train a comin", went to the smokers area took a seat then casually leaned to the right a little, turned my head and projectile vomited right onto the ground. Rinced my mouth out with the beer and went back inside. The bouncers tracked me down and I walked home with my mate, apparently stopping at every bus stop bench along the way to have a sit and a vom. It was a good night. Got kicked out of the same bar another night for drinking some drinks that someone else had smuggled in. Got kicked out of the same bar for falling asleep in front of a pokie machine, I wasn't playing I just wanted a short rest.
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May 9, 2016 09:57
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May 9, 2016 10:51
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I was working on this one touring show and the band and crew went to this one pub that had a chalkboard up outside trying to get people to come in for after show drinks. we all got kicked out for a rowdy ukulele and harmonica jam session and then we defaced their chalkboard on the way out.
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May 9, 2016 11:01
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is this the thread to post poo poo that never happened but conveniently makes me sound a cool and/or good person irl?
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May 9, 2016 11:06
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reality from being too much of a retard
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May 9, 2016 12:43
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im cross-posting from another dimension where thats the normal state
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May 9, 2016 12:44
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i regularly get kicked out of the same bar but they always let me back in later because im just that likeable
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May 9, 2016 12:51
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Some friends and I were banned from both Piggly Wigglys in our small coastal NC town after we ate some candy and fruit without paying.
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May 9, 2016 14:29
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some stupid frat house because i got smashed on kamchatka and ended up pissing on their furniture, jokes on them, they got kicked off campus because they ended up literally kidnapping a pledge
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May 9, 2016 14:32
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Shithouse Dave posted:I was working on this one touring show and the band and crew went to this one pub that had a chalkboard up outside trying to get people to come in for after show drinks. we all got kicked out for a rowdy ukulele and harmonica jam session and then we defaced their chalkboard on the way out. that's super goony
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May 9, 2016 15:13
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my high school and republican party office in cleveland, ohio
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May 9, 2016 15:30
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Life time ban from a dive bar called Rumors that I accidentally blew up, well all the windows blew out of the place and it was closed for three months while rebuilding. The bartender looked pretty good and I went home with her, I bused all the tables after a biker party and she told me to put the large garbage bag under the bar, the guys will get it in the morning. There was a lit butt that I didn't notice and the bag caught on fire and I guess the bottles blew or something. Found out later they had a picture of me behind the bar and it was a tale told on a regular basis (it was a crazy night at one point an old biker man was chasing me with a bowie knife). Got kicked out of another bar for putting a voodoo curse on a regular. Actually I've been kicked out of this bar a lot, it's a terrible place that is a favorite hang out for law students. Got kicked out of a grocery store, I was drunk and they were selling these lovely fishing poles and reels, so I took one down, tied an egg weight to it and started casting it over the aisles and making a ruckus. It was a lot of fun.
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May 9, 2016 15:35
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it's been decades since I've been kicked out of anywhere but technically I'm not supposed to enter the town of Atherton, California due to having thrown a water balloon at a cop from my car when I was in high school (it was the cop himself who made this proclamation and I don't know if random cops are allowed to just ban people from towns but I've not had any reason to go back there since high school anyway)
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May 9, 2016 15:41
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One time when I was back home visiting some high school friends we went to some local lovely bar and I pregamed by drinking like 10 shots, so I was already hammered when we got there. I apparently kept trying to buy beer later in the night and they refused to sell it to me, so I got a friend to buy me one. I guess they saw me with it and told my friends that if they bought me anything else we were all going to be kicked out and they would call the cops. I don't remember this or what I was doing that was so bad, but I'm sure I was 100% at fault.
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May 9, 2016 15:45
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I got kicked out of the YAC (Youth Activity Center) in Claremont, California for making out with my then-girlfriend forums poster drat Your Eyes! on a couch in front of the Killer Instinct arcade cabinet. The year was 1998. 
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May 9, 2016 15:48
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i got kicked out of red rocks amphitheater for being too drunk
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May 9, 2016 16:03
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I haven't personally been kicked out anywhere, but I had to leave a bowling alley because my drunk friend got kicked out and I was his ride.
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May 9, 2016 16:09
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Taiwan, for boring reasons (I didn't have my visa passport stamped the right way)
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May 9, 2016 16:17
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thathonkey posted:is this the thread to post poo poo that never happened but conveniently makes me sound a cool and/or good person irl? Lol if you can't come up with a halfway plausible story I've never been kicked out of anywhere 
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May 9, 2016 16:22
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A dumb Karaoke bar where my friend and I decided to scream the lyrics to "Total Eclipse of the Heart". I still don't think I've even been that drunk again.
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May 9, 2016 16:25
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Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:I got kicked out of the YAC (Youth Activity Center) in Claremont, California for making out with my then-girlfriend forums poster drat Your Eyes! on a couch in front of the Killer Instinct arcade cabinet. Whats his name lol !!
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May 9, 2016 16:29
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Got kicked out of Neptune's Parlour in Raleigh about five years ago for being insanely drunk and falling up a flight of stairs. Not a great night, I did some even dumber poo poo later (but stayed out of jail at least.)
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May 9, 2016 17:38
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Earwicker posted:it's been decades since I've been kicked out of anywhere but technically I'm not supposed to enter the town of Atherton, California due to having thrown a water balloon at a cop from my car when I was in high school (it was the cop himself who made this proclamation and I don't know if random cops are allowed to just ban people from towns but I've not had any reason to go back there since high school anyway) One time I got kicked out of a book store that did a Magic: The Gathering event every week because I stuffed my booster pack wrappers in a magazine rack (I couldn't find a trash can) and wouldn't admit it.
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May 9, 2016 19:18
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I got kicked out of a gas station when I was like 14 for looking through the porno mags.
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I got kicked out of your mom's bedroom by your dad op.
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Dreddout posted:I got kicked out of your mom's bedroom by your dad op. wow you got cucked by op's dad lmao!
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May 9, 2016 19:57
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MiracleWhale posted:wow you got cucked by op's dad lmao! Who said I was loving the mom. 
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thathonkey posted:is this the thread to post poo poo that never happened but conveniently makes me sound a cool and/or good person irl? did I ever tell you about the time I got kicked out of the international space station because I drank all the pure ethanol they were using for zero-g combustion experiments and projectile vomited all over chris hadfield? little chunks were still flying into peoples' mouths or squirting into their eyes weeks later
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May 9, 2016 20:01
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MiracleWhale posted:did I ever tell you about the time I got kicked out of the international space station because I drank all the pure ethanol they were using for zero-g combustion experiments and projectile vomited all over chris hadfield? little chunks were still flying into peoples' mouths or squirting into their eyes weeks later wow you got cücked by chris hadfield lmao!
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May 9, 2016 20:03
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I got kicked off the tennis team in high school for punching a dude in the face.
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May 9, 2016 20:13
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Dreddout posted:wow you got cücked by chris hadfield lmao! gently caress. <resets "days since last cucking" counter to zero>
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Lesbian Bed Death posted:I got kicked off the tennis team in high school for punching a dude in the face. I got kicked off of the boxing team because I hit a ball at someone. Small world.
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May 9, 2016 20:18
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Life time ban from a dive bar called Rumors that I accidentally blew up, well all the windows blew out of the place and it was closed for three months while rebuilding. The bartender looked pretty good and I went home with her, I bused all the tables after a biker party and she told me to put the large garbage bag under the bar, the guys will get it in the morning. There was a lit butt that I didn't notice and the bag caught on fire and I guess the bottles blew or something. Found out later they had a picture of me behind the bar and it was a tale told on a regular basis (it was a crazy night at one point an old biker man was chasing me with a bowie knife). Ugh e: which Rumors bar are you referring to? Because there's actually one near my work and I'm always looking for colorful spots to get a drink after work Toadvine fucked around with this message at 20:56 on May 9, 2016 |
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Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:I got kicked out of the YAC (Youth Activity Center) in Claremont, California for making out with my then-girlfriend forums poster drat Your Eyes! on a couch in front of the Killer Instinct arcade cabinet. Sup c-mont goon! Go Wolfpack! '96
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prsntdrkns posted:Sup c-mont goon! Go Wolfpack! '96 That was my brother's class. I was '99.
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