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1. insert your penis and balls into a bear trap 2. put your penis into a gas engine near the belts 3. put your dick and balls into a meat grinder 4. place your penis and balls underneath a steamroller 5. cover your penis and balls with peanut butter and insert them into a wolves mouth 6. pour acid on your penis and balls 7. lay down in the grass naked and have someone run over your dick and balls with a lawnmower thank you for your time
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Really gives me a lot to think about, thanks OP!
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May 9, 2016 17:04
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How do you know so much op, you some kinda dickologist?
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May 9, 2016 17:04
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I feel like I would be embarrassed if I had to be you all the time, op.
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May 9, 2016 17:04
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you left out stopping a chainsaw chain with you dick
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May 9, 2016 17:05
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I feel like I would be embarrassed if I had to be you all the time, op. who would you be embarrassed to?
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May 9, 2016 17:05
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date girls whos docs r pushing for that aspd diagnosis(because its clear she is a liar/scams meds), a girl who may or may not be eloped to one of ur childhood team mates from a video game you love and have a career in, but also so low agency from psychosocial abuse after 3 years they still can not admit this to your face. you will run to chemically castrate yourself with roids after this experience
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May 9, 2016 17:06
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pretty sure you got this list from the latest issue of cosmo
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May 9, 2016 17:06
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Luvcow posted:pretty sure you got this list from the latest issue of cosmo i actually stole it from myspace
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May 9, 2016 17:07
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dad gay. so what posted:i actually stole it from myspace  either way its a good list, ty
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May 9, 2016 17:08
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Can't wait for 7 more ways to mutilate your genitalia beyond recognition
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May 9, 2016 17:09
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You forgot "Neglect".
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May 9, 2016 17:09
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I have the perfect picture to post in here but I'm pretty sure it would get my instantly banned so I'll just describe it; it's a sequence photoset all compiled into one jpg in which the dude holds his dick in ice water then uses what looks to be fishing line to saw the head of his dick off that's some goddamn genital mutilation you pussies
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May 9, 2016 17:10
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i had a second hole in my penis for two months at the age of 18 ama
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May 9, 2016 17:10
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step out the back jack make a new plan stan dont need a new car roy just listen to me jump in front of the bus, rus don't have to discuss much just chop off your peen, gene and set yourself free
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May 9, 2016 17:10
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Shaquin posted:i had a second hole in my penis for two months at the age of 18 ama go on...?
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May 9, 2016 17:11
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Shaquin posted:i had a second hole in my penis for two months at the age of 18 ama how painful was it compared to other piercings and how long did you have to wait before you could jack it again?
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May 9, 2016 17:11
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Luvcow posted:go on...?
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May 9, 2016 17:12
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sounds like you've got a 'hole' lotta lovin
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May 9, 2016 17:12
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voted 4, very good effort op!
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May 9, 2016 17:12
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RoxiesMD posted:voted 4, very good effort op! thanks roxiesMD. i really appreciate it. the best threads are posted from the heart!
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May 9, 2016 17:13
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my dick is regular now but i pissed forked for two months on the cusp of manhood i took this in stride and it eventually resolved itself
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May 9, 2016 17:13
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Shaquin posted:a hole developed in my penis a second one  1. how? 2. are you ok now? edit: Shaquin posted:my dick is regular now but i pissed forked for two months on the cusp of manhood i took this in stride and it eventually resolved itself awesome
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May 9, 2016 17:14
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i picked im going to kill myself option i feel with just a bit more tweeking your twitter stand up career will be in full bloom just need more specifics/autism/anti jewery/knowledge of just war theory and the movie kingdom of heaven etc
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May 9, 2016 17:14
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Shaquin posted:my dick is regular now but i pissed forked for two months on the cusp of manhood i took this in stride and it eventually resolved itself my penis hole was widened when i was like 4 because i had hernia surgery and they figured it should be wider. now its the size of a vagina
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Luvcow posted:
it just did i woke up with a two hole dick one day
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immaculate_kasia posted:i picked im going to kill myself option shut the gently caress up
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May 9, 2016 17:15
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Shaquin posted:it just did i woke up with a two hole dick one day i scared to go to sleep now...
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May 9, 2016 17:15
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dad gay. so what posted:my penis hole was widened when i was like 4 because i had hernia surgery and they figured it should be wider. now its the size of a vagina fax me
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May 9, 2016 17:15
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Jokes on you OP I have a vagina
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May 9, 2016 17:19
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Helpimscared posted:Jokes on you OP I have a vagina can i see it?
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May 9, 2016 17:20
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Helpimscared posted:Jokes on you OP I have a vagina Ew. What was it before the accident?
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May 9, 2016 17:21
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Frankenstyle posted:Ew. What was it before the accident? its anyones guess but I'm pretty sure they wont be playing with axes again anytime soon
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May 9, 2016 17:22
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time to lynch OP
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May 9, 2016 17:22
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Wuntvor posted:time to lynch OP 
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May 9, 2016 17:23
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if you cut uniform slices down from your dickhole and put your dick in boiling water it will look like a friendly octopus 
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HELP
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May 9, 2016 17:29
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:if you cut uniform slices down from your dickhole and put your dick in boiling water it will look like a friendly octopus P:ffft, jokes on you. It looks more like a frayed sock monkey.
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May 9, 2016 17:29
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Frankenstyle posted:P:ffft, jokes on you. It looks more like a frayed sock monkey. you probably did it wrong
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Yeah wait...I'll try it again...
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