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Chill Sergeant: Hup-One, let's have some fun! Hup-Two buckle my shoe! Hup-Three come Hup with me! Bring it on down Recruits: Fun Shoe Hup with you, Fun Shoe, HUP MORE!!! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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 Welcome to the Marine Corp glee club! I wanna see you hit those high notes, ain't that right Private Joker? AAAAHHHHHH!! OUTSTANDING! I oughtta take you home to sing a duet with my sister! I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you private Joker? AAAAHHHHHH!!
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Drill Sergeant: I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD! Recruits: I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD! Drill Sergeant: I FORGET CUZ I AM STONED! Recruits: WE FORGET CUZ WE ARE STONED! Drill Sergeant: DID WE HIT THE BONG? Recruits: WE DID! Drill Sergeant: IS IT WEAK OR STRONG? Recruits: GOOD poo poo! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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FutonForensic posted:a purrfect day for basic (litter box) training? maybe not so much! It took a lot of lolling about on the floor, rolling around and rubbing all that kitty fur to make the floor that shiny and buff. The joys of being a Chill Sergeant! Chill Sergeant: WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY Recruits: REAL HIGH CHILL SERGEANT WE LIKE IT WE LOVE IT MAKE US SMOKE MORE OF IT MMMM CHILL SERGEANT HOOKAH! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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We don't need experience, we give it! You won't read it in a book... you live it! Pick a service, take a challenge, set yourself apart! Army! Navy! Air Force! Marines! What a great place, what a great place- TO CHILL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRe2yR2E-IU https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 13, 2016 17:03
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Chill Sergeant(whispering): Excuse me, I hate to be a bother but... we're all waiting on you to wake up for a 10 mile march Recruit: **Hrungh** (rolls over and goes back to sleep) Chill Sergeant (still whispering): Ok everyone let's all quietly return to our cots and sleep this one in. Sweet dreams! I hope you all know I mean it, too Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 19:11 on May 17, 2016 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Meanwhile, outside the Confidence Course... Chill Sergeant: Alright! I want each and every one of you to know that your hair looks great and you all are going to do fabulous! Recruits: SIR YES SIR! THANK YOU SIR! Chill Sergeant: You can do anything you set your mind to, you're all a bunch of gol danged rocket scientists and brain surgeons, that clear? Recruits: SIR YES SIR! Chill Sergeant: Do not be intimidated by the course set before you. Use your heads, apply teamwork, and this obstacle course will fall before you! Recruits: SIR YES SIR! The recruits enter Disneyland, all the tickets are of course paid for by the Chill Sergeant Chill Sergeant: Don't forget to smoke a bowl before Space Mountain! Recruits: *winding through the annoying maze set up at the entrance** SIR YES SIR! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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