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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > chill sergeant
 
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alnilam

 give me twenty, maggot!
*trainee Maggot (friendly nickname) hugs sergeant for 20 full seconds*

* # ¿ May 9, 2016 22:34
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:44
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alnilam

 I don't know but I've been told
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Puppy noses are mighty cold
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Nice dogs
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Good dogs
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(tghere are happy doggies walking along with the marching trainees)

* # ¿ May 10, 2016 22:29
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alnilam

 I'm glad that even in an adversarial situation, the natural reaction is to hug back :)

* # ¿ May 11, 2016 14:09
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alnilam

 Can love bloom on the battlefield? Signs point to yes

* # ¿ May 11, 2016 14:10
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alnilam

Splatmaster posted:

Chill Sergeant(whispering): Excuse me, I hate to be a bother but... we're all waiting on you to wake up for a 10 mile march

Recruit: **Hrungh** (rolls over and goes back to sleep)

Chill Sergeant (still whispering): Ok everyone let's all quietly return to our cots and sleep this one in. Sweet dreams! I hope you all know I mean it, too
* # ¿ May 17, 2016 20:46
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alnilam

Piso Mojado posted:
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