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Steve Rogers proves that though physically weak he is a very good and heroic person. He receives hugs all around and his drill sergeant buys everyone ice cream.
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 18:22 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:32 |
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I hate to burst everyone's bubble but the real chill Sergeant has to pretend to be a bit rude in order for all of his recruits to reach fitness and performance levels acceptable for their new job. He wants them to have the best chance as possible to survive a dangerous work environment and have a long and successful career. Sometimes tough love is needed.
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# ¿ May 18, 2016 18:56 |
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Barely conscious, I stumble into the abyss that is an abused gas station bathroom. I don't quite know how I made it all the way here from the club but I don't think those pills were actually ecstasy. The smell is horrific. It is something from the nightmares of a thousand janitors. It has ended the careers of countless men, all of them legends with a sponge. To ashamed to call anyone I know for help I spy a phone number on the wall. "For a good time call." As everything fades to black I hear a familiar voice on the other end of the line. "Fall in private! You looking for a good time? I'm inbound with some blunts and a copy of every drat Mario Kart released!" Foiled again. drat it Chill Sergeant.
Senior Management fucked around with this message at 21:11 on May 25, 2016
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 21:03 |