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May 12, 2016 22:40
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nice, millennial.jpg is back
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May 12, 2016 22:41
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HANDS UGH
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May 12, 2016 22:42
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May 12, 2016 22:42
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this thread sucks dick in a bad way
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May 12, 2016 22:43
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hmm a good tattoo if he ever forgets whats attatched to his arms
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May 12, 2016 22:43
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Umm beards are dead
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May 12, 2016 22:43
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May 12, 2016 22:45
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Thread redeemed
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May 12, 2016 22:46
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A full beard, tattoos, suit, and tie: the uniform of someone who has no loving clue.
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May 12, 2016 22:47
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I win.
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May 12, 2016 22:59
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Does the other hand say "tough"? It better loving not do because that oval office looks like he moisturizes every loving day and his perfectly trimmed beard makes mine look like a pube farm (it is). I would break those hands and shove that nosering so far up his arse it will need to be extracted via belly button.
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May 12, 2016 23:00
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That guy bartends at the ruby tuesday by my house.
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May 12, 2016 23:08
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down n out posted:Umm beards are dead
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May 12, 2016 23:09
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 hello everyone, it is me, the handsome gentleman from the op.
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May 12, 2016 23:10
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nigga needs to lift
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May 12, 2016 23:11
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Nice mouth Fedora
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May 12, 2016 23:12
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Im handsome and hairy
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May 12, 2016 23:13
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Anyone who thinks beards are sexy needs to watch a man with a huge beard eat soup. Either he has to eat it like a dainty little bitch, or his entire face starts to look like a third world guano farm.
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May 12, 2016 23:13
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RobattoJesus posted:Anyone who thinks beards are sexy needs to watch a man with a huge beard eat soup. Either he has to eat it like a dainty little bitch, or his entire face starts to look like a third world guano farm. this sounds serious and a detriment to my soup seduction gambit headed to the barber right now
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May 12, 2016 23:14
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lol hand tats and a suit, you're ready for venture capital buddy!
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May 12, 2016 23:15
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RobattoJesus posted:Anyone who thinks beards are sexy needs to watch a man with a huge beard eat soup. Either he has to eat it like a dainty little bitch, or his entire face starts to look like a third world guano farm. I have a beard. I trim it all over on a 4 so it's not unruly.
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May 12, 2016 23:17
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Oh my god... Becky look at her butt
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May 12, 2016 23:18
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RobattoJesus posted:Anyone who thinks beards are sexy needs to watch a man with a huge beard eat soup. Either he has to eat it like a dainty little bitch, or his entire face starts to look like a third world guano farm. that seems like it only proves huge beards are sexy tho
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May 12, 2016 23:18
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First of all, I'd like to say that I'm a self starter, a team player, and a bit of a perfectionist. My biggest fault is probably that I am a workaholic. Before I get started I would like to know. Will our business meeting be catered by the new cereal bar in the village?
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May 12, 2016 23:29
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Tricky D posted:First of all, I'd like to say that I'm a self starter, a team player, and a bit of a perfectionist. My biggest fault is probably that I am a workaholic. Before I get started I would like to know. Will our business meeting be catered by the new cereal bar in the village? Sorry, Terry from the ideas and dreams department is a strict vegan and can't be in the same room as milk. So instead we're going to order in from that place that does those stuffed kale pouches they were talking about at the mountain kitten fundraiser, but if you help me bring the juicer down from the ball-pit room then we can top up our anti-oxidants before the meets ok?
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May 12, 2016 23:34
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holy poo poo..... PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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May 12, 2016 23:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwKOA7LBWqs&t=78s
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May 12, 2016 23:40
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RobattoJesus posted:Anyone who thinks beards are sexy needs to watch a man with a huge beard eat soup. Either he has to eat it like a dainty little bitch, or his entire face starts to look like a third world guano farm. Beard faggots are using a straw for everything now. Coffee, soup whatever. They got straws hidden in their pockets now. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 12, 2016 23:43
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May 12, 2016 23:43
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RobattoJesus posted:Sorry, Terry from the ideas and dreams department is a strict vegan and can't be in the same room as milk. So instead we're going to order in from that place that does those stuffed kale pouches they were talking about at the mountain kitten fundraiser, but if you help me bring the juicer down from the ball-pit room then we can top up our anti-oxidants before the meets ok? I don't think I'm going to be a good fit here and am afraid I'm going to have to go with another offer at a competing law firm.
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May 12, 2016 23:49
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Tricky D posted:I don't think I'm going to be a good fit here and am afraid I'm going to have to go with another offer at a competing law firm. That's fine, we're probably too good for you anyway YOU loving oval office, we'll just save the goddamn world on our own since you don't care. This is the greatest workplace ever and we're the nicest goddamn people you'd ever loving meet, especially vegan terry. Get out of my sight you're making me sweat out all my beard oil.
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May 12, 2016 23:53
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Wait I'm sorry that was harsh. Would you like a granola bar?
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May 12, 2016 23:53
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lmfao at "company culture"
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May 12, 2016 23:54
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can you do the job? yes? then who gives a gently caress. why is it important that i agree with you about food or politics or whatever
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May 12, 2016 23:55
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Chinatown posted:holy poo poo.....
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May 12, 2016 23:56
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I didn't spend nine and a half years in law school to tolerate this kind of behavior.
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May 12, 2016 23:59
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spud posted:Does the other hand say "tough"? It better loving not do because that oval office looks like he moisturizes every loving day and his perfectly trimmed beard makes mine look like a pube farm (it is). Other possibilities: dough hands - he used to be a baker or was a fat child trough hands - he uses his hands to eat out of like a pig cough hands - he likes to cover his mouth when he coughs laugh hands - when he laughs he makes little mouths with his hands enough hands - he's quite happy to have only two ugh hands - he is like so totally over his hands.
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May 13, 2016 00:01
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Tricky D posted:I didn't spend nine and a half years in law school to tolerate this kind of behavior. It wasn't an interview for an actual law firm, it was a law-firm themed restaurant.
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May 13, 2016 00:02
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