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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

:synpa:

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

is there a word for when a guy gets cheated on

seems like something you should ask your 2 dads

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

:synpa:


seems like something you should ask your 2 dads

if they're gay it's just called a threesome

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

mdm posted:

if they're gay it's just called a threesome

They are actually heterosexuals raising a child together. A lot like My Two Dads.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

They are actually heterosexuals raising a child together. A lot like My Two Dads.

then no one is cheating on anyone??

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

dont mind me, just foraging for some money in this bank. with a gun and ski mask

livin off th land

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

mdm posted:

then no one is cheating on anyone??

You can be in a gay relationship and not be gay and still be cheated on, duh. Jesus it's like you've never read my tumblr on sexual fluidity!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
https://m.imgur.com/6so84tg?r

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

You can be in a gay relationship and not be gay and still be cheated on, duh. Jesus it's like you've never read my tumblr on sexual fluidity!

yea when im lookin for tumblr porn like that I just search for cumfarts

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

This guy talked to one guy in 27 years so he's beating most goons.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Bert Roberge posted:

This guy talked to one guy in 27 years

poor bastard. hope he does okay

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
cool thanks for that op i read the whle thing :thumbsup:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
as punishment for his crimes he should be given to the Fine Brothers to do 5 years hard React Videos

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Bo-Pepper posted:

so this happened three years ago any new hot news about turbo hermit hobo

http://www.centralmaine.com/2015/03/23/north-pond-hermit-completes-specialty-court-program/

He appears to have become a functional member of society, unfortunately.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
27 years and he never built a real cabin. He stole the tools he needed, it's not hard to collect dead trees and built a simple shelter.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

is there a word for when a guy gets cheated on

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Rutibex posted:

as punishment for his crimes he should be given to the Fine Brothers to do 5 years hard React Videos

Whoa... hosed up

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I thought this thread was going to be about 3Os condo

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
the boston globe is a dying paper that never quite understood how to survive online and this dude is by no means "the most famous man in maine" as they put it as long as steven king is alive. Very cool story though.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Khazar-khum posted:

27 years and he never built a real cabin. He stole the tools he needed, it's not hard to collect dead trees and built a simple shelter.

I'm going to assume he needed something that could be abandoned easily if anyone found him on their property

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

FrankieGoes posted:

This man was an absolute terror and did me irrevocable mental harm because one time he broke into my house when I wasn't there and stole a loaf of bread and a pair of my pants.

Real talk: having your space invaded by someone you don't know is freaky; having it happen repeatedly over a couple of decades is even more disturbing.

That said, you'd think he'd just get to the point where he'd set aside some stuff outside in a bag or something specifically for the guy, just to keep him out.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



donkey salami posted:

He beat the guy who his girlfriend cheated on him with

Not his brother

His girlfriend was his sister. That's why people get confused about family connection to story

Then he had sex with a dog sort of.

He might be the finger banging little turd also

Someone post a link to this thread, I missed it.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
So this is how the Goon burning times begin...

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
If someone has been continuously using a property for 21 years, that property is arguably theirs. Courts will generally grant it to whomever was actually using it. So it's very unlikely that he'll be busted for that. The petty theft though, yea.

Like yea the notion is kind of freaky, but if someone doesn't actually know that someone is using their land, arguably they aren't using it.

Anyway, the 21 years thing in the USA is actually something that can turn into a mess. There's a place maybe an hour from me that had a sort of dirt road on someone's property that everyone used as a shortcut. It had been going on for decades. Finally the property owners tried to fight back but that land had been used by the public for so long that it wasn't granted to them. Pretty sure they were compensated for that bit of land, but still, they weren't happy about it the fact that now there's an actual road that much closer to their doorstep.

But yea, this is totally a thing in real estate.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Prescriptive easement. I've had to deal with those a few times.

Common with access paths to beaches and ocean

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
27 years to build something he could have a better version of in a week or less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE
The guy in the video didn't implement any tools he didnt make from raw materials so just a hammer, saw, shovel, axe, and bic lighter would put you way the gently caress ahead of the month it took him. If you were willing to bring 2 large settling tanks you could separate high-quality clay from any soil at all and use a form to separate it into identical bricks to dry in the sun. Build a shelter, then build an actual loving house and not one with trash bags whipping in the wind.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

gary oldmans diary posted:

27 years to build something he could have a better version of in a week or less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE
The guy in the video didn't implement any tools he didnt make from raw materials so just a hammer, saw, shovel, axe, and bic lighter would put you way the gently caress ahead of the month it took him. If you were willing to bring 2 large settling tanks you could separate high-quality clay from any soil at all and use a form to separate it into identical bricks to dry in the sun. Build a shelter, then build an actual loving house and not one with trash bags whipping in the wind.

A man survives alone and undetected for 27 years

A goon: "well he really could have done better if he had just checked YouTube first"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Heath posted:

A man survives alone and undetected for 27 years

A goon: "well he really could have done better if he had just checked YouTube first"
hurr yeah a person cant know how to do anything without watching youtube bideo -you

goon rushing to try to be clever: doesnt realize mankind has about 50000 years on the how to build a primitive shelter issue

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 08:30 on May 13, 2016

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Windows 98 posted:





There are a few other pictures floating around but they are just of the actual dude, or his possessions being collected by police in some sort of garage.

Gooncamp '16 right on schedule!

naem
May 29, 2011

My retirement plan

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I want to know why the story isn't about a bunch of cops getting fired for not stopping a 27 year "crime spree" because they were too drat lazy to walk 600 yards into the woods.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

This guy's work ethic is really questionable

If I lived in the woods for 27 years I would have have made a lovely wooden cabin at the very least

I would have also cut down a shitload of trees and planted a large garden, stealing tools and bags of soil and seeds

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
This guys was such a lazy slob he didnt even bother fashioning a noose out of tree bark to honk himself with!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I bet he had to keep stealing tarps because the winter hosed them up

I wonder if he ever thought "drat, if only these tarps could be as strong as those trees..."

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
how is this a goon hovel, there's no internet or overpriced custom-built gaming rig.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Khazar-khum posted:

27 years and he never built a real cabin. He stole the tools he needed, it's not hard to collect dead trees and built a simple shelter.

Dead trees rot fast and are not good for a long term shelter. You'd know that if you ever spent any time in the woods.

gary oldmans diary posted:

goon rushing to try to be clever: doesnt realize mankind has about 50000 years on the how to build a primitive shelter issue

Probably longer since orangutans and chimpanzees do it.

Twisted Perspective
Sep 15, 2005

I've come to see you...

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

I kinda want to know why he didn't take up that one person on their offer on 'if you let me know, ill just give you poo poo'. Maybe he thought it was a trap?

Extortion - could have been looking at serious jail time for that.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Oh my god these lily-white idiots are friggin terrified of the pants bandit lmao

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Professor Shark posted:

This guy's work ethic is really questionable

If I lived in the woods for 27 years I would have have made a lovely wooden cabin at the very least

I would have also cut down a shitload of trees and planted a large garden, stealing tools and bags of soil and seeds

I probably would have beaten the ender dragon by then.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Bobbie Wickham posted:

Real talk: having your space invaded by someone you don't know is freaky; having it happen repeatedly over a couple of decades is even more disturbing.

That said, you'd think he'd just get to the point where he'd set aside some stuff outside in a bag or something specifically for the guy, just to keep him out.

People did that and he left the stuff and broke in anyway.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Crazy thought, maybe if a dude breaks in your house 50 times you're not going to be too chill about it, regardless of what he's stealing. Even just constantly replacing windows/locks would be frustrating.

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