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 Goons have returned to UO and are dominating once again in the name of Lowtax, obesity, and cheetodust. We are playing on UOForever(https://www.uoforever.com) – the only UO shard worth playing anymore, RIP Hybrid. We are playing as EQMS again(for any of you who played with us before) and our focus is PVP, PKing, and drinking pubbie tears in game on on the UOF forums. If you’ve ever wanted to be a part of a goon force that is still dedicated to killing pubbies, taking all their poo poo, and then talking poo poo to them after they rage, this is the game/guild for you. Another great thing about UO and goons is that PVP fits our playstyle well – once you get a character built up(which takes about 1 day of afk macroing, funded by us) you can effectively contribute to our PVP efforts immediately(all you need to do is setup a few hotkeys). Yes, even if you’ve never played UO before, you will be killing the “l33t pvpers” on your first trip out into the field. If you have played UO before, you have a leg up in this race. Heres the essential links: https://www.uoforever.com – official server website https://www.uoforum.com – official server forums(where we drink all the tears) UOF launcher: The staff has created a launcher that will download UO for you and update it. Getting this and running it is the first step setting up your UO. http://www.uoforever.com/download.php Clients to use: Sallos -- http://www.uoforever.com/patches/Sallos/Sallos.zip -- this is the best client to use for PVP, its extremely simple(you will need to hotkey your spells and 2 or 3 targetting hotkeys) and easy to learn UOSteam – http://uoredemption.com/upload/UOSteam104.exe -- an upgrade from Razor, this client is good for setting up macros to train characters or perform menial crafting tasks Razor – the oldest and most well known client, it is pretty much a shittier outdated version of steam A good guide for sallos can be found here: http://uoforum.com/threads/keiths-s...ge-guide.49547/ Guild information: EQMS is the guild we play as and it’s a mix of pubbie who have paid 200k to join and goons who join for free obviously. If you check out the PVP forums, you will see endless threads crying about us which will give you an idea of the rape we have been giving pubbies. We use mumble for VOIP: IP: vc.dmgzone.com Port 64738 pw britgy We also use a series of skype group chats to coordinate our efforts, so adding me to skype will help you get involved. Skype: GluttonySDS How to PVP Instead of writing out a big guide on how to play the game on here, we’d prefer to teach you over skype chat or voip. The basic idea is that we all group up, load a spell, and then cast the spell on the person closest to us using 1 hotkey to load the spell and 1 hot key to target/cast the spell. So easy a newb(goon) can do it. Some battle videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4MgWYxbqB4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4MgWYxbqB4  Summary: There is no game like UO when it comes to making pubbies rage. Goons are currently the most dominant guild on the server so joining in will get you insta access to pubbie rage and tears.
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Even if you have no interest in PVP -- EQMS(the goon guild) has expanded significantly into PVE and could always use any PVE-centric players or even crafters trying to make us supplies(although we are quite self sufficient in stock/gear).
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May 13, 2016 15:44
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jabro posted:I need to get back into this. I lost interest after getting sick and forgetting to refresh my house which lost untold amounts of gold and rares. We have everything you need to play the game -- regs and pots for days and some start up gold if you need. 
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May 13, 2016 19:28
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Alexander DeLarge posted:Why not Rel Por? UOForever has by far the largest population of any freeshard out there -- UO kind of sucks when you are on a server with 11 people.
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May 13, 2016 19:42
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Blazing Zero posted:haha guys go rape them pubbies 
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May 17, 2016 17:00
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SweetBro posted:Is non-magic PvP basically worthless? You mean like playing a dexxer? No, theyre less effective when PVP groups get large(more than 7 or 8 people) but aside from that, theyre basically OP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j6W-hfCkHA
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May 18, 2016 16:07
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fastbucks posted:Hey guys, Of course -- add me to skype: GluttonySDS
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May 19, 2016 22:18
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Opinionated posted:Sorry I'm only interested in playing if southern is. Southern was just active a month or two ago before he got new job... he actually led our spy team and infiltrated a zerg guild led by defectors from EQMS that were hellbent on defeating us.
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May 23, 2016 15:47
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From the forums:quote:Question - how do you know when a guild like eqms is affected aa gently caress? He's definitely not mad or anything....
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May 31, 2016 20:47
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Freakazoid_ posted:You can tell that guy is in his 30's at the least because he still references teletubbies. And he still makes bitch rear end posts like that. This guy is broken as gently caress -- he paid us 5mil gold to ally his guild, started some drama with a diff guild in his alliance, we came in and killed everyone causing him to flip out and break the alliance and then his guild fell apart. SAAAAAALLLLLLTTTYY
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Jun 1, 2016 15:35
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He's not done yet!quote:Did you notice that he had no comment in reply to any of what i said? All he did was post a gif .. LOL !
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Jun 1, 2016 22:28
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Ima Grip And Sip posted:In as Magic. Trying to get my poo poo straight. Hahaha -- this man got to experience mumble last night.... albeit without archersnon 
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Jun 2, 2016 18:00
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FAT-N-GAY-4-PAY posted:The anti-EQMS post on the UOF forums these days is amazing. People are really getting riled up. http://www.uoforum.com/threads/pvp-video-eqms-destroying-power-archersnon-only-fucks-dimes-now.81887 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQN31SNPGks Theres never been a better time to join up and drink tears
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Jun 13, 2016 16:42
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Famine posted:I think im going to play again Did you ever get added to the guild? I know you skyped me but.... my memory
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Jun 21, 2016 15:52
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FAT-N-GAY-4-PAY posted:Is Seek still in the guild? He is PM'ing me about the 120 taming, and is calling me a loving human being because I don't want to trade it for 4k dono. Seek is gone from the guild -- good PVPer, horrible emo attitude.
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Jul 20, 2016 19:44
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DrKrankenwagen posted:Hey, a new thread. There some patches that were released in June for sallos that will fix this for you -- if you need help, hit me up on skype: GluttonySDS
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Jul 20, 2016 19:45
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MageMage posted:I'm interested in getting back in and drinking tears, but the pictures in this link is broken. I'm too stupid to follow text directions, anyone else have a little tutorial or might be willing to help me in game? Stun mage is probably what you wanna go with -- tank mages arent that viable in this era.
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Jul 22, 2016 19:15
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Ogilvie posted:
yes -- skype: GluttonySDS
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Aug 8, 2016 20:56
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Texibus posted:Is GMing a smith at all worth while at this point on the server or does every dude bro have at least one? I mean... I wouldnt waste your time on it -- i dont think its a good way to make money due to saturation and there isnt much of need in the guild for GM armor and weapons. Texibus posted:Is the town of Delucia on this shard? Also, where is the goon town located? Nope no delucia here. Stefan Prodan posted:Are there any challenging but doable hard PVM encounters on this shard that anyone in the group ever does? Theres plenty of challenging PVM encounters on here... RDAs, champs, mini bosses, etc -- while I dont really like PVM, we have a LARGE contingent of PVM players now and we end up doing lots of PVM bosses as they create PVP for us and get us rich.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:26
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Stefan Prodan posted:Oh nice. How many people regularly play in the goon group nowadays? Id say theres about 10 actives on mumble during the day and about 20-25 at night... with more not using mumble and just in game alliance chat(hate these people). The goon guild is dominant in both PVP and PVE now -- there is no better time to start playing again.
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Aug 12, 2016 17:06
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Usenet Magic-User posted:Hey goons is this group still super active. I havent played a free server since like 2010 and havent played regular uo since like 2002. I've been playing older games like wurm and really feeling some uo. I read through the wiki and was thinking of doing something standard like magery, med, eval, resist, wresting, anatomy, healing. Looks like this server buffs wrestling with anatomy so i figured healing mage is good. Is there anything better currently like inscription mage or poisoning mage? Yep -- we are still very active(and dominant) on UOF. Heal mage is a good choice for starting out as well.
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Sep 13, 2016 17:31
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Im on the UOF discord and we use discord for chat as well as backup VOIP. Discord: GluttonySDS
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Oct 19, 2016 06:21
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Paramemetic posted:Got on the discord and PMd you. It looks like this server has power hour so I got both a disarm thief and a mage started. Since it's largely team gank do y'all mostly use dex mages with archery or standard halberd mage or did the world change in the last 13 years and we do something else? Any 5x mage(eval int, med, magery, resist, wrestling) will work for our style of play... the last 2 skills are upto you but id probably choose healing(anatomy/healing) hide stun(hiding/anatomy) for your first couple of chars as they are cheap and easy to make.
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Oct 19, 2016 18:38
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Paramemetic posted:Right on. I'm guessing hiding needs to be done using 8x8 on a boat? Nah man, all skills are pretty much easy to gain except taming.
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Oct 21, 2016 18:39
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Loco179 posted:Someone told me to show them where the bad goon touched them! https://giphy.com/gifs/dLjWMBxb5gzWU
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Nov 18, 2016 16:35
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Iceberg-Slim posted:Is there a hot & sexy guild I can get invited to? Interested in doing champs and poo poo now that I've got a few characters established. EQMS is the goon guild... hit me up on UOF discord(GluttonySDS) or skype(GluttonySDS) and we will get you added and give you mumble info.
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Nov 29, 2016 16:21
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Thursday Next posted:Still have my little house right next to Brit. I don't play much anymore, but I sure as hell make sure to log in to refresh that property. Which house is this?
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Dec 6, 2016 16:59
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Me and a few others looking to relive the glory days, is there a big enough pop that we aren't going to be burning through 20+ recall regs looking for a fight? Also is the grind reasonable enough that we can get a 7x GM within a few days of macroing? 1024x768 posted:I also want to know both of these things I HAVE THE ITCH Tons of action on the server... this pic was from the aftermath of an IDOC we did tonight: 
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Feb 27, 2017 09:03
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unbeatable posted:FYI Inactive accounts (that haven't been logged into since December 31st 2014) will be deleted June 1st. The urge to purge has happened.
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Jun 5, 2017 19:49
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For those of you at home not following the drama of a 20 year old wizard game, EQMS leadership was banned from UOF essentially for dominating too hard(i think their official reason for ban was "manipulating the player base of the server"). We dealt with shane's lunacy for too long and as a result, all of the UO goons have moved to Albion Online -- the game which has thankfully made UO obsolete in 2017. For any of you guys who want to play UO, dont -- come join us in Albion instead. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3825879 RIP UO, Long Live Albion. (mods can lock this thread)
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Jul 12, 2017 18:32
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kaempfer0080 posted:That's a joke right? Which part?
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Oct 2, 2017 19:59
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Secular Humanist posted:I still play on Second Age Apparently UOGamers:Hybrid is making a comeback but after playing Albion online and seeing what a sandbox in 2017 is all about its hard for me to consider going back to UO again
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Nov 7, 2017 23:14
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BiGGYHiGHROLLER posted:*bow* But how many people 
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Jan 18, 2018 20:48
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:My fav was on hybrid we were at the OG Minax base and raided TB to reset the sigil timer. Two of us stealthed in on that upper level leading to the TB base and used the storms eye that drops 50% health and got the sigils Hahaha this was one of my favorite gaming moments.... they actually guarded sigils 4 days in a row for 11hours each time and only managed to cap 1 town. We used the: -stealth storms eyes -logged out guys with storms eyes -having alts in TB storms eye the TB Great times for sure <3 Who were you in EQMS btw?
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Jan 19, 2018 17:17
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<3 christoff <3
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Spasms posted:Anyone still playing this and is there a goon discord? I just installed and recovered my account with a 7x healer/stun mage. EQMS got banned for winning... shard has little to no PVP left since they removed factions.
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