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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
$19.99 a month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmXhjCslx24

$19.99 a month

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
God drat that's a loving annoying video. Just open the box and dump the poo poo out.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
no i dont want a triforce t shirt and kirby keychain thanx tho

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Yeah I hate that kinda poo poo too. Hate hate hate. I'd it's always autismals that go in for that poo poo. Burn them all down. They deserve to scream with no mouths.

Not watching some lovely unboxing vid tho. Thanks anyway.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
not as bad as the 50.00 a month one.

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008
Is this supposed to leverage "Gamer gate"?

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

#Gamercrate - Ethics in gaming nerd autism

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
does it come with a box copy of star citizen

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I feel like we just had this thread. Deja vu? Maybe try to make it funny this time.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


welcome to 2010 op

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Gamer "culture", identifying as a gamer, or any of that poo poo is incredibly pathtic

I cant imagine the shame felt by the parents of a grown man whose hobby is video games

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Gamer "culture", identifying as a gamer, or any of that poo poo is incredibly pathtic

I cant imagine the shame felt by the parents of a grown man whose hobby is video games

Still better than anime culture.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Gamer "culture", identifying as a gamer, or any of that poo poo is incredibly pathtic

I cant imagine the shame felt by the parents of a grown man whose hobby is video games

Oh that's it, no yiffing for you tonight, mister.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Thats poo poo you literally would have to pay to have thrown out in bulk. Its genius.

Can we get a politicrate that Jeb! can unload his quac bowls to?

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZboyfaVLM4

www
Aug 4, 2010

im a proud gamer

www
Aug 4, 2010

friday night, new doom. time to GAME IT UP

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I haven't decided if I want Doom or Uncharted 4.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

FlimFlam Imam posted:

I haven't decided if I want Doom or Uncharted 4.

id go uncharted 4 the adventures of nathan drake is always a good ride the new doom is a gamble

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Unboxing is big business by all accounts, noted porn star Tanya Tate makes enough money from YouTube views of her unboxing Funko figures to avoid letting well endowed men push her poo poo in on camera anymore.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Unboxing is big business by all accounts, noted porn star Tanya Tate makes enough money from YouTube views of her unboxing Funko figures to avoid letting well endowed men push her poo poo in on camera anymore.

yeah good looking women all over are reaping a deece crop off the monied autistic and thats a good thing id say

Captain Video
Apr 4, 2016
It's all fun and games until it's you and like five other people wearing the same t-shirt at the con

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Microwaves Mom posted:

Thats poo poo you literally would have to pay to have thrown out in bulk. Its genius.

that's the way I see it - someone will make a nice living peddling crap that would otherwise be tossed out or given away.

Pretty smart

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Captain Video posted:

It's all fun and games until it's you and like five other people wearing the same t-shirt at the con

Hey fella, that's when the real fun starts! You get to squeal "OH MY GOD, you get gamer crates to?" Then squeal even louder, flapping hands and arms jumping up and down...it's probably the best thing ever.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I don't get it, video games are electronic children's toys, but all these grown men seem to really enjoy them :confused:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
idk where these crate things came from but I'm getting tired of them already; it was endearing when it was just lone british slacker and Simon Pegg lookalike Ashens offering acerbic commentary on junk but now that everyone is getting into it unironically the charm is lost

ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 20:32 on May 13, 2016

Megera
Sep 9, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ch6N8QT00

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The man selling 1 dollar worth of junk for 20 bucks to nerds every month is a hero.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Oh Jesus Christ forget the gamer poo poo, this is somehow even worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ7ujQlombo

THIS VIDEO IS 22 MINUTES LONG

ceaselessfuture
Apr 9, 2005

"I'm thirty," I said. "I'm five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor."
total retail price: $3.46

e- hahaha "why aren't there ever square mugs? I like this. I like this square mug"

yeah now try drinking from it, rear end in a top hat

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Loot Crate is a box filled with an indian take-out hellshit

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Hmmmmm........quite

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I'm pretty sure Karl Marx warned us of this

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 21:31 on May 13, 2016

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
Is this about ethics in crate journalism?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
ya tho gamer cairns are where its at idk how they do it but every month on the full moon i awake to a fifteen foot cairn chock full of gamin' swag and several skulls

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
My former roommate used to get Loot Crate and worthless retarded toy poo poo would constantly be floating around our living room because he would open it and never put it away.

I tried Naturebox for a few months and the last one I got before cancelling was filled with ants. I got home late, got the mail, went in my room and sat down on my bed to open it and ANTS EVERYWHERE.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Would you say...you're Anti-Gamer Crate??

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Would you say...you're Anti-Gamer Crate??

I am a Crate Law Paladin

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

there needs to be a distinction drawn between the kid of games that appeal to people that buy these things and the old man video games i like.

Nobody makes 'loot crates' for people that play hearts of iron or orbiter or whatever

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Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

This gives me a great idea! Dad crates.

They could have big dog shirts and fishing lures and junk

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