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# ? May 17, 2016 17:20 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:44 |
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That's just bacon
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# ? May 17, 2016 17:21 |
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Also at the modded controller
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# ? May 17, 2016 17:22 |
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Try for Free! https://jerkyxp.com/products/stick-sample-pack
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# ? May 17, 2016 17:22 |
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I'm still giggling over the guy gushing over the feel of the polyester shirt. That ugly, off-brand Minecraft shirt isn't ever going to wrinkle
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# ? May 17, 2016 17:26 |
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JerkyXP has 2750 reviews. All 5 stars
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# ? May 17, 2016 17:28 |
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"Twitter storm" ugh. I agree with baby boomers now. Kill all milleinials.
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# ? May 17, 2016 17:38 |
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RedMage129 posted:"Twitter storm" ugh. I agree with baby boomers now. Kill all milleinials. Twitter Storm sounds like one of those bad spells, like Magic Missile.
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# ? May 17, 2016 17:42 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Twitter Storm sounds like one of those bad spells, like Magic Missile. Magic missile is a good spell though, it can hit ghosts
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# ? May 17, 2016 17:50 |
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The enemy casts Twitter Storm. That's 3d6 retweets and you have to save or be 'outraged' until your next turn.
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# ? May 17, 2016 17:52 |
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Jonny 290 posted:we did graze back when it was $5 a week cause my wife thought it was cute and everything was tasty enough, now its twelve loving dollars a box for about $0.79 of granola I love how Graze is marketed as being 'healthy snacks'. It's all just sugar packed flapjacks and chocolate covered fruit and poo poo. You can buy that stuff literally anywhere. The dumbest subscription service I've seen is one for people with depression. For £21 a month you get a cutesy box with a notebook, herbal tea, and some dinosaur stickers or some infantalising garbage. I've seen many sadbrains cooing over them online.
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# ? May 17, 2016 17:59 |
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SEX BURRITO posted:I love how Graze is marketed as being 'healthy snacks'. It's all just sugar packed flapjacks and chocolate covered fruit and poo poo. You can buy that stuff literally anywhere. If it was full of booze, I would be on top of that one.
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:00 |
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Sadcrate: For $25 a month, I'll send you a $10 plastic handle of cheap booze
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:01 |
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Archer666 posted:The only unboxing videos I can tolerate are Ashens' because he's not a mouth breathing idiot who gets an erection from soap on a rope. lol holy poo poo that shirt is awful. lol this is amazing literally everything in the box so far seems like garbage, the toy isn't even prebuilt. My god I love loot crate just because it gets morons to buy literal stuff destined for the trash bin.
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:03 |
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SEX BURRITO posted:I love how Graze is marketed as being 'healthy snacks'. It's all just sugar packed flapjacks and chocolate covered fruit and poo poo. You can buy that stuff literally anywhere. I should get on this for all the disabilities
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:03 |
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Shaquin posted:id go uncharted 4 the adventures of nathan drake is always a good ride the new doom is a gamble Multiple levels of irony going on here
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:04 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Sadcrate: For $25 a month, I'll send you a $10 plastic handle of cheap booze Play your age verification system fast and loose and you would make millions off the 18-20 crowd.
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:05 |
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Combine with project subscription boxes. SadProjectCrate: Every week I'll send one part and instructions on what to do with it. By the end you'll have a working firearm. Your last shipment is a single bullet.
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:05 |
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Madcosby posted:JerkyXP has 2750 reviews. All 5 stars LEVEL UP! Too bad they can't put those stars into intelligence or charisma.
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:11 |
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I'm not selling a nerd crate, but instead I am offering my services as a nerd crate consultant. For just $5.99/month (check out our annual deal promo code:HOLYSHITYOUACTUALLYBOUGHTTHIS) I can determine which of the 1000 subscription based dollar store crates is right for you. Please fill out the following Tshirt Size []XXL []XXXL []S Gender []Male []Female []Tumblr Medical Conditions []Diabetes [x]Autism (comes prechecked, saves me some time) []Zika baby []Gambling Addiction
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:25 |
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I'd be worried what would arrive monthly in TumblrCrate
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:34 |
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Adult coloring books. Every month.
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:43 |
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Germstore posted:Combine with project subscription boxes. SadProjectCrate: Every week I'll send one part and instructions on what to do with it. By the end you'll have a working firearm. Your last shipment is a single bullet. Depressed people don't have the dedication to complete a project like that.
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# ? May 17, 2016 18:43 |
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Germstore posted:Adult coloring books. Every month. https://adultcolorbox.cratejoy.com/ https://www.cratejoy.com/monthly-coloring-club/ http://chroma.club/ https://www.subscriptionboxmom.com/2015/12/art-therapy-by-hachette-coloring-subscription-review-introductory-offer.html https://www.huemonthly.com/ http://www.luftcolor.com/ Edit: drat, I keep finding more Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 18:55 on May 17, 2016 |
# ? May 17, 2016 18:52 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I'd be worried what would arrive monthly in TumblrCrate One of those middle nose piercings, hair dye, a kitschy postcard with a list of sexualities printed in a retro font, and an owl necklace.
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# ? May 17, 2016 19:05 |
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also either a fedora or those loving teardrop glasses which are like a fedora for your face plus food so much loving food
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# ? May 17, 2016 19:40 |
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Gonna start a gooncrate... It'll be filled with rage at people over their most asinine habits and interests, a misguided sense of knowledge of social acceptability, a bonus false sense of importance, and its packing material will be unfunny jokes repeated hundreds of times
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# ? May 17, 2016 19:59 |
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John Denver Hoxha posted:Gonna start a gooncrate... I'll take 10
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:03 |
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I'll only subscribe if it comes with a print of the goatman and a picture frame decorated with red text detailing my personal failure as a human.
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:13 |
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is there a crayon loot box where they send you crayons every month?
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:16 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:is there a crayon loot box where they send you crayons every month? I'll send you one Crayon per month in a box for $19.99 USD
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:17 |
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SoCrate, a boring book every month
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:22 |
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John Denver Hoxha posted:Gonna start a gooncrate...
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:30 |
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So everything in this thread aside does anyone actually subscribe to worthwhile monthly crates or whatever or gotten good ones as a gift? I suppose the healthy snack ones can't be too bad
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:30 |
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I'm pretty sure people are paying to be on that crate list site There's one called Bitsbox made by that guy who made that voxel Zelda browser thing a few weeks ago, that's supposed to have stuff that teaches kids to write code I looked into it to see if it was something my kids would be into but it's $30 a month and loving lol at that
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:40 |
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raditts posted:There's one called Bitsbox made by that guy who made that voxel Zelda browser thing a few weeks ago, that's supposed to have stuff that teaches kids to write code Why would you teach your kids to code and condemn them to a life of nerdery
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:44 |
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The CrateAssTrophy, it's really really bad
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:45 |
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Mange Mite posted:Why would you teach your kids to code and condemn them to a life of nerdery Don't you know, everything is on computers now. If they are good with computers they will get a good job and pay for the good nursing home later
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:51 |
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John Denver Hoxha posted:Gonna start a gooncrate... No fiestcat plushy or a coupon for a frog dog?
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# ? May 17, 2016 20:51 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:44 |
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:So everything in this thread aside does anyone actually subscribe to worthwhile monthly crates or whatever or gotten good ones as a gift? My friend spends £100 a month to get whiskys sent to him from various places in scotland.
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# ? May 17, 2016 21:02 |