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Microwaves Mom posted:Thats poo poo you literally would have to pay to have thrown out in bulk. Its genius. I'd unironically buy this
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May 13, 2016 21:32
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I'm pretty sure Karl Marx warned us of this A great idea is the ideology box. For example you order the Trump box and every month the hottest Trump merch is delivered to your door! Problem is the Jeb! box can only offer guac bowls.
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May 13, 2016 21:34
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I have constructed my identity around the media I consume and I need the appropriate kitsch, that's why twenty dollars a month for throwaway nostalgic crap is the perfect use of my money.
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May 13, 2016 21:38
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The only unboxing videos I can tolerate are Ashens' because he's not a mouth breathing idiot who gets an erection from soap on a rope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPUKJwXMiHY
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May 13, 2016 22:00
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The fad is hilarious, nothing says a society gone too soft than people going "I'm too lazy to go buy lovely trinkets from Spencer's gifts and think geek I need someone to send me a box of useless bullshit every month"
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May 13, 2016 22:05
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Just thought I'd pop by to let you know that Ashens is actually a stupid piece of poo poo.
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May 13, 2016 22:05
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Someone tell me the goon "mystery box" story again it makes me smile everybody time.
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May 13, 2016 22:06
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May 13, 2016 22:09
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Every time this topic comes up I will complain about these loving things. Hate them.
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May 13, 2016 22:29
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That guy's hand movements are enraging. I hope he gets caught stealing from a market in Saudi Arabia.
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May 13, 2016 22:31
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gamers are apparently like those urban poors, spending all their money on bullshit (rims and sports attire vs bobbleheads and loot crates) that signals their group identity without a shred of self-awareness, irony, or shame cool
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May 13, 2016 22:45
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Imagine explaining to anyone over 35 that you job is taking videos of yourself opening up boxes and uploading them to Youtube. Then they slowly ask if what you do is some kind of fetish work, so they can at least wrap their mind around it, and the answer is somehow 'no'.
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May 13, 2016 22:46
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Blockade posted:there needs to be a distinction drawn between the kid of games that appeal to people that buy these things and the old man video games i like. Say it with me: "they're not games, theyre simulations"
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May 13, 2016 22:53
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Archer666 posted:The only unboxing videos I can tolerate are Ashens' because he's not a mouth breathing idiot who gets an erection from soap on a rope. this guy GETS it
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May 13, 2016 22:54
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Dreddout posted:A great idea is the ideology box. For example you order the Trump box and every month the hottest Trump merch is delivered to your door! I still want that guac bowl and am sad that they were probably sent to whereever they send the losingg teams superbowl merch instead of being sold off for cheap
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May 13, 2016 22:54
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Would anyone like to fund my kick starter program similar to this? Instead of a bunch of worthless garbage I just mail a small caliber pistol with a single round of ammunition.
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May 13, 2016 22:56
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reallivedinosaur posted:Someone tell me the goon "mystery box" story again it makes me smile everybody time. goon started a mystery box service on SA mart. Some goons posted how awesome this was and gave him their money. Other goons said it was a scam and that they'd be getting a bunch of plastic garbage. They were shut down as trolls and I'm sure one of them was probated at least. Boxes finally come in, they're filled with useless poo poo like plastic vampire teeth and bizzarely a bunch of LED light up t-shirts. Goons get creepy and look up all his info and found that OP had an LED t-shirt company that failed so he probably just stuffed his leftover stock into the boxes. Goons get more creepy and thread is shut down because of internet detective poo poo
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May 13, 2016 23:05
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the exchange of goods and services for currency is absolutely loving retarded.
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May 13, 2016 23:06
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oh yeah and the grand prize in his mystery box was supposedly a boat. Like, a full-sized real life boat
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Novo posted:gamers are apparently like those urban poors, spending all their money on bullshit (rims and sports attire vs bobbleheads and loot crates) that signals their group identity without a shred of self-awareness, irony, or shame this is why SA-Mart is one of those hidden gem forums to check into once in a while tons of mega-gamer threads selling off thousands of dollars for worth games, console, etc all because the person can't make rent this month, hilarious
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May 13, 2016 23:15
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that reminds me, does anyone have a link to the YCS secret santa thread wherre some goon got a dreamcast or a gamecube or whatever and it was filled with bugs like, deliberately fillled with hundreds of cockroach corpses thats the funniest thing to happen on these forums in the last like 4 years except caro coming back from the dead
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May 13, 2016 23:31
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I actually tried one of the naturebox things for a few months and restricted my snacks to just what I received in said box. They were terrible and I cancelled after like three months. On the good side, my cat really really loves the box design for some reason so now he just sits in those boxes at different points in the house. Money well spent for 3 quality cat boxes.
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May 13, 2016 23:32
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It's fuckin' genius tbh. Sell $5 worth of crap from China to nerds with too much money for quadruple the price!
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ArtIsResistance posted:goon started a mystery box service on SA mart. Some goons posted how awesome this was and gave him their money. Other goons said it was a scam and that they'd be getting a bunch of plastic garbage. They were shut down as trolls and I'm sure one of them was probated at least. Boxes finally come in, they're filled with useless poo poo like plastic vampire teeth and bizzarely a bunch of LED light up t-shirts. Goons get creepy and look up all his info and found that OP had an LED t-shirt company that failed so he probably just stuffed his leftover stock into the boxes. Goons get more creepy and thread is shut down because of internet detective poo poo tell the part where a FYADer went in there and pretended that his mystery box had the title to a boat and the thread lost its poo poo
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May 13, 2016 23:36
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I feel like we just had this thread. Deja vu? Maybe try to make it funny this time. Someone's paying to post these One of the lessons of onion labs is that making fun of something still inexplicably gets people to buy it
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May 13, 2016 23:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa7TcdabUiE
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May 13, 2016 23:44
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Imp zone has some really funny unboxing videos.
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May 13, 2016 23:52
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May 14, 2016 00:05
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The one time I ever watched one of these Kevin Smith and some almost equally fat manchild sat there and tried to hype up how "you can't get this batman shirt anywhere else! Buy it now before the 29th to get this specific shirt and maybe a bobble head!" As if you can't just go to any local store and print the same shirt for $5.
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May 14, 2016 00:10
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So, could I go up the local auction and load up with tables of stuff for a dollar, then turn around and sell boxes of " Flea Market Finds" for 20?
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May 14, 2016 00:34
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probably. Wouldnt hurt to throw a few sponsored facebook posts out, seems to be where I see most of this random crap being shilled. And podcast ads.
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ghetto wormhole posted:I tried Naturebox for a few months and the last one I got before cancelling was filled with ants. I got home late, got the mail, went in my room and sat down on my bed to open it and ANTS EVERYWHERE. naturebox - now with 200% more nature
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green chicken feet posted:naturebox - now with 200% more nature Lol
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May 14, 2016 01:12
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What's the appeal of buying a box that may have some things you want rather than just buying the things you know you want directly
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May 14, 2016 01:14
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The Marvel one gives you stuff that's not otherwise for sale, so that I guess.
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May 14, 2016 01:15
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My box comes with a hatchet to murder https://www.battlbox.com/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBX9hiIbn3g
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AdolfHitler posted:the exchange of goods and services for currency is absolutely loving retarded. This, but unironically.
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May 14, 2016 01:30
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Shaquin posted:ya tho gamer cairns are where its at idk how they do it but every month on the full moon i awake to a fifteen foot cairn chock full of gamin' swag and several skulls I been gigglin' at this for about 5 minutes.
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ahaha Jesus Christ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTs-ufPRFYA "oh dear my car is broken down BETTER GO HUNT RABBITS IN THE WOODS FOR FOOD"
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