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Harrower posted:Would anyone like to fund my kick starter program similar to this? Instead of a bunch of worthless garbage I just mail a small caliber pistol with a single round of ammunition. This was a primo joke and I stole it for my facebook. Thank you, funny goon.
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I've changed my mind, this guy is my new favorite youtube channel. I'm utterly captivated by his completely unironic enthusiasm as he shills for every single useless piece of poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNM7VXWiHuk Listen to his take on college drinking. Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 02:03 on May 14, 2016 |
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May 14, 2016 01:59
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I also want to point out that the implied mentality of the people who buy these things means the sellers are basically child abusers
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May 14, 2016 02:26
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:ahaha Jesus Christ I need to TACTICALLY ASSAULT that rabbit!! Superior tactics of the well prepared human win the day. 
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I've changed my mind, this guy is my new favorite youtube channel. I'm utterly captivated by his completely unironic enthusiasm as he shills for every single useless piece of poo poo. Jesus Christ that box sucked. Even with his "frat parties and kegs and all the trouble they bring" rant I'd be pissed to open a box that was full of poo poo I could randomly buy while drunk. Corn Glizzy fucked around with this message at 02:46 on May 14, 2016 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I've changed my mind, this guy is my new favorite youtube channel. I'm utterly captivated by his completely unironic enthusiasm as he shills for every single useless piece of poo poo. For what it's worth, those nunchuk pens are very good at repelling people as long as they're women.
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May 14, 2016 02:47
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Nerds think they are smarter than other people, which makes rhem great targets for stuff like this, which is pretty much a classic lottery scheme. Same with randomized paid items in videogames.
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Autumn Angel posted:For what it's worth, those nunchuk pens are very good at repelling people as long as they're women. Somehow i dont think these guys need any help on that front
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:ahaha Jesus Christ This especially is dumb because it's like, random survival poo poo. Stuff you'd entrust your life to but whoops I went camping but didn't get any tents or cookware in my monthly Battlbox! And if you actually might be interested in using this stuff for outdoors beyond urban mall ninjas chances are you already own higher quality stuff anyway. Speaking of, it's surprising there's no military care package version of this that mails out boxes of tobacco, porn, latest movie releases, and beef jerky. That's actually a legitimately good idea. Might as well make a Medibox that sends medical supplies to the sick. Whoops looks like this month's box didn't have any insulin in it but at least I got a flu shot! Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 03:01 on May 14, 2016 |
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May 14, 2016 02:57
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Toilet Mouth posted:What's the appeal of buying a box that may have some things you want rather than just buying the things you know you want directly because COLLECTOR'S ITEMS
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May 14, 2016 03:02
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M-m-m-money shot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTql3yGpCDI
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May 14, 2016 03:15
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i'd like to know where all you smart alecs get plastic junk to cover your desk with.
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ArtIsResistance posted:goon started a mystery box service on SA mart. Some goons posted how awesome this was and gave him their money. Other goons said it was a scam and that they'd be getting a bunch of plastic garbage. They were shut down as trolls and I'm sure one of them was probated at least. Boxes finally come in, they're filled with useless poo poo like plastic vampire teeth and bizzarely a bunch of LED light up t-shirts. Goons get creepy and look up all his info and found that OP had an LED t-shirt company that failed so he probably just stuffed his leftover stock into the boxes. Goons get more creepy and thread is shut down because of internet detective poo poo This End Of Worlds posted:that reminds me, does anyone have a link to the YCS secret santa thread wherre some goon got a dreamcast or a gamecube or whatever and it was filled with bugs And this, are beautiful
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May 14, 2016 03:17
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Gamer aspect aside I have a few friends that would enjoy several crappy things over 1 nice thing. So I mean poo poo who cares if its stupid its an easy gift
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May 14, 2016 03:22
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i wonder if there is a market for a porn site called gamer gapes
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May 14, 2016 03:23
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someone needs to make a parody series where they unbox some nerd culture poo poo but it's got like dildos and caltrops and live animals inside of them
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May 14, 2016 03:24
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:$19.99 a month why I watch an autist pimping box sending to dumbass millenials gently caress
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May 14, 2016 03:35
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my friend of 3 years tried to open his own gamer crate box but the device backfired and trapped his soul inside now i spend my days weeping and unboxing as many crates as i can in hopes of finding a key to free him
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May 14, 2016 03:39
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so based on the many hours of unboxing videos I have just spent my friday watching, these boxes are good value if you like to pay full MSRP for things and can also appreciate unsold and overstocked merchandise
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I've changed my mind, this guy is my new favorite youtube channel. I'm utterly captivated by his completely unironic enthusiasm as he shills for every single useless piece of poo poo. Candy corn lol
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i'd like to know where all you smart alecs get plastic junk to cover your desk with. I'm sure some of them paid 25 US dollars plus shipping for a happy meal toy of their favorite MOBA character. https://na.merch.riotgames.com/en/collectibles/figures.html
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May 14, 2016 04:23
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a monthly subscription to the nerd equivalent of the dollar store is cool and good
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Toilet Mouth posted:What's the appeal of buying a box that may have some things you want rather than just buying the things you know you want directly It has an element of randomness kind of like gambling.
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*spends six minutes looking at the box wondering how do i open this*
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*gets new crate thing in mail* *opens it up, drowns to death in the contents of a dollar tree that pour out of the box*
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I've changed my mind, this guy is my new favorite youtube channel. I'm utterly captivated by his completely unironic enthusiasm as he shills for every single useless piece of poo poo. Who the hell eats candy corn and says "Not bad!" Next month, circus peanuts! Can't wait for the Peeps!
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Putty posted:my friend of 3 years tried to open his own gamer crate box but the device backfired and trapped his soul inside uh that's a variant of magic jar, you're looking for a gem that his soul is stored in dumb rear end
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Philthy posted:Who the hell eats candy corn and says "Not bad!" That guy is such a whore. Not a bad word anywhere. He may as well be yelling " YES PLEASE GIVE ME FREE STUFF, I SAY ONLY GOOD THINGS"
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idea to make a lot of money: a trading card game where the instead of going out and buying boosters you get a box each month filled with random cards and in the first month you get a "core deck" box
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PBS Newshour posted:idea to make a lot of money: a trading card game where the instead of going out and buying boosters you get a box each month filled with random cards and in the first month you get a "core deck" box Chriatianmingle.com
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:$19.99 a month i watched this with the sound off and gee, he spent a lot of time looking at "energy candy" and unlicensed minecraft stuff. including the world's ugliest t shirt.
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I think for some people 20 dollars is not a lot of money and the idea of having fun gizmos at random every month sounds appealing but everytime I've seen one of these things I doubt i would have gotten more than 5 minutes of entertainment opening it and could have just gone to a movie or something. I used to like woot a lot to scratch that kind of itch, but after they got bought out by amazon (and honestly even before) it felt they had strayed way too far from their original purpose of finding randomly good deals on overstocked poo poo with nothing inherently wrong with it.
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White Phosphorus posted:It has an element of randomness kind of like gambling. i bet its actually a worse deal than blowing $20 on scratch-its at the gas station. at least with those, if you win somethign good it'll be money and not some expensive but useless nerd tchotchke
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Dr. Lariat posted:The fad is hilarious, nothing says a society gone too soft than people going "I'm too lazy to go buy lovely trinkets from Spencer's gifts and think geek I need someone to send me a box of useless bullshit every month" i think it is worse than that. i think society become so child like, that people are buying these services to have a proxy birthday/christmas every month.
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Rutibex posted:i think it is worse than that. i think society become so child like, that people are buying these services to have a proxy birthday/christmas every month. At it's most basic emotional level, this is exactly what it is.
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May 14, 2016 06:58
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Is there one called Cargo Cult yet
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i could use a box of wrangler jeans, unpopular promotional shirts and illegal diet pills every month
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May 14, 2016 07:00
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One of my friends just started getting the Marvel Collector Corps. Box subscriptions and he thinks he's in a super elite club that's going to get stuff that will be worth a mint someday.
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May 14, 2016 07:12
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HELLO FELLOW GAMERS I WILL REVIEW THIS BOX FOR GAMERS LIKE US "FIVE FIVE FIVE BOOM. HEH IT'S NYLON!"
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