Traditional Dog Weddings

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FluffieDuckie

blaise rascal posted:

bride is mortified to see that one bridesmaid's dress is a different shade of gray than the rest

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? May 15, 2016 22:40

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:26

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

blaise rascal posted:

bride is mortified to see that one bridesmaid's dress is a different shade of gray than the rest

thank you to the people who made this thread better than i could

# ? May 16, 2016 01:25

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

At the barking of the vows, the mother of the bride feels tears well up and reaches to her purse for some angel eyes

Luvcow posted:

thank you to the people who made this thread better than i could

you gave it a great start

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? May 16, 2016 02:20

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may sniff her butt.

# ? May 16, 2016 02:23

google THIS

the maid of honor is in heat and the groom and several other male guests have a lot of explaining to do the morning after the reception

# ? May 16, 2016 02:45

MrWillsauce

gross

# ? May 16, 2016 06:13

FutonForensic

wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?

*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*

# ? May 16, 2016 06:17

FluffieDuckie

FutonForensic posted:

wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?

*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? May 16, 2016 06:18

big black turnout

my career as a dog wedding planner was ruined when i unthinkingly fulfilled my clients' request for a chocolate fountain 😓

# ? May 16, 2016 06:43

1000 Sweaty Rikers

FutonForensic posted:

wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?

*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*

haha

*pats thread on head*

who's a good thread? you are!

# ? May 16, 2016 09:08

alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?

*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*

wedding planner, learning from her mistake: "now we get to the part where you... w-a-l-k down the aisle"

# ? May 16, 2016 12:09

google THIS

FutonForensic posted:

wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?

*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*

# ? May 16, 2016 12:40

1000 Sweaty Rikers

*wedding march song begins as bride/bitch walks down aisle*
*groom excitedly wags tail and pisses self in anticipation*

# ? May 16, 2016 12:53

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Bride throws the bouquet, it is returned by a guest. She throws it again, and it is returned by a guest. This continues until it is time to go home.

# ? May 16, 2016 16:21

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

The best man stands up on his hind legs and starts barking his speech, all the other guests start barking too.

Thanks gibb3h!

# ? May 16, 2016 18:20

Macnult

A young pup runs their paw around the rim of a wine glass, causing everyone in the room to start howling.

# ? May 16, 2016 18:22

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

the bride is super embarrassed when the ring bearer won't give up the ring

# ? May 17, 2016 07:12

Scathach: You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

dog wedding on location in the tropics

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# ? May 18, 2016 00:09

Calus: You heard right

Bride drags her butt on the carpet all the way up the aisle.

# ? May 18, 2016 22:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The ceremony is starting, the nervous groom is going through his mental check-list to see if he remembered everything."Oh my god. I totally forgot to roll in something grotesque!" His best man just smiles and gestures to a dead squirrel he dragged in from the bushes, "I've got your back, bro."

# ? May 18, 2016 23:49

Piso Mojado

lol @ this entire thread

# ? May 19, 2016 00:44

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

option for dinner at the reception: wet food or dry food

# ? May 20, 2016 05:22

Android Blues

FutonForensic posted:

wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?

*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*

# ? May 20, 2016 06:20

Robot Made of Meat

HUSKY DILF posted:

option for dinner at the reception: wet food or dry food

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? May 20, 2016 16:02

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

HUSKY DILF posted:

option for dinner at the reception: wet food or dry food

One of the puppies at the reception starts whining because it chose dry food but it's brother got wet food and now he wants it too

# ? May 20, 2016 16:22

Calus: You heard right

Everyone looking left in the wedding photo because a squirrel ran by when they were taking it.

# ? May 20, 2016 16:34

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME

# ? May 20, 2016 18:07

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Bo-Pepper posted:

NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME

# ? May 20, 2016 18:34

social vegan

bride walks up to trellis and instead of walking through it just sits there and watches you

# ? May 20, 2016 18:54

Robot Made of Meat

The bitch's maids are all appalled by how much they have to shell out for hideous collars they'll NEVER be able to wear anywhere else.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? May 21, 2016 00:37

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

you may sniff the bride

edit: i didn't look at the posts before this one but this joke was made by Munchables a little further up the page so retroactive cred to them

HighwireAct fucked around with this message at 04:19 on May 21, 2016

# ? May 21, 2016 02:08

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

HighwireAct posted:

you may sniff the bride

# ? May 21, 2016 02:50

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The wedding shower was held when the bride-to-be shook off after she took a swim in the fountain where the reception will convene

-Invitations were cleverly written on a pair of slippers for the guests to retrieve

-The wet bar is a toilet bowl with the lid up

-Everyone is allowed to take food out of the trash!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? May 21, 2016 03:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

dog catcher waits outside patiently in case the groom gets cold paws

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? May 21, 2016 03:07

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

HighwireAct posted:

you may sniff the bride

How could you do this to me? At least wait a page before stealin a dudes dog wedding joke

# ? May 21, 2016 03:58

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

Munchables posted:

How could you do this to me? At least wait a page before stealin a dudes dog wedding joke

oh man I legitimately didn't see that haha
sorry for the unintentional joke duplicate D:

# ? May 21, 2016 04:17

Piso Mojado

HighwireAct posted:

you may sniff the bride

lmbo. lol.

# ? May 21, 2016 05:52

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

HighwireAct posted:

oh man I legitimately didn't see that haha
sorry for the unintentional joke duplicate D:

Aww I can't stay mad at you

# ? May 21, 2016 06:21

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

The microphone has a small amount of feedback right before speeches, and everyone howls for the next ten minutes

# ? May 21, 2016 06:35

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:26

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

At the dinner, you can have the Purina or the Kibbles n' Bits..

# ? May 21, 2016 18:38

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