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Best thing about the future
Straight marriage is illegal
Children's toys now catch fire and explode
Dead foxes saying creepy poo poo
Goku won't stay in heaven
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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
And I loving love them! Buggery and carbs! Trans-fats (chubs with gender issues) and gay abortions! I am a woman now and sometimes I will use the women's restrooms. But only when I feel like it. Everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned; the best lack all conviction while the worst are full of passionate :dong: intensity.

What I'm trying to say is that creation not only owns but it's going through my favorite part of the cycle: moral depravity.

All hail satan. All hail god-emperor obama. Feel free to post your favorite parts of living in the post-imperialist decadant future.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I like that I can watch my DVR'd shows away from home on my cell phone

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Then motherfucking BOOM the goddamn thing explodes, taking a foot with it. Heh. HEHEHEHEH. BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA! poo poo OWNS!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
trump is gonna win

hail satan

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.


:waycool:

The future really is the best. https://youtu.be/UspKgkPYnaw :nws:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Moridin920 posted:

trump is gonna win

hail satan

It's a hail satan either way that's how you know its the chaos-times.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Im the candy crush kingdom this person is 'psychologically addicted to

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus posted:

It's a hail satan either way that's how you know its the chaos-times.

hell yea

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hail satans are less annoying than fire satans or boiling piss satans but they still gently caress up my car's paintjob.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Even in children's cartoon movies, now everyone is obsessed with their smartphones. We have internalized the fact that we are worthless without our machines. Good, good, good.

I understand that this kind of realization can hurt. Don't fight it. The shattering of illusions is always painful. Relax and it will be easier to take it. (:dong:)

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

we're circling in the toilet

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

a hole-y ghost posted:

we're circling in the toilet


What's even more satanic than the girl licking the rim is the carpet on the lid. Chaos truly does reign.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
OMG UR SO GAY :coolfish: :coolfish: :coolfish:

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

we're circling in the toilet


I would like to meet this girl.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



a hole-y ghost posted:

we're circling in the toilet


I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me... :whitewater:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

JiveHonky posted:

OMG UR SO GAY :coolfish: :coolfish: :coolfish:



I literally posted this thread on my phone, smirking. I'm at my computer but I did this. Because I truly welcome darkness into my heart.

https://youtu.be/VdasbLKm4s0

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Nathilus posted:

I literally posted this thread on my phone, smirking. I'm at my computer but I did this. Because I truly welcome darkness into my heart.

https://youtu.be/VdasbLKm4s0

hey welcome a bullet into your brain haha for real tho

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nathilus posted:

I literally posted this thread on my phone, smirking. I'm at my computer but I did this. Because I truly welcome darkness into my heart.

https://youtu.be/VdasbLKm4s0

even now the evil seed of what you have done germinates within you

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

JiveHonky posted:

even now the evil seed of what you have done germinates within you

Voted obama twice, now I eat poo poo with a spoon grinning my rear end off. What is light without daaaaaark.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Nathilus posted:

And I loving love them! Buggery and carbs! Trans-fats (chubs with gender issues) and gay abortions! I am a woman now and sometimes I will use the women's restrooms. But only when I feel like it. Everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned; the best lack all conviction while the worst are full of passionate :dong: intensity.

What I'm trying to say is that creation not only owns but it's going through my favorite part of the cycle: moral depravity.

All hail satan. All hail god-emperor obama. Feel free to post your favorite parts of living in the post-imperialist decadant future.


Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Nathilus posted:

Voted obama twice, now I eat poo poo with a spoon grinning my rear end off. What is light without daaaaaark.

I love you, your like the jerry sienfeild of our generation

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I love you, your like the jerry sienfeild of our generation

There is a difference between true metaphysical evil and just being a prick. Prick was more a 90s thing.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Nathilus posted:

There is a difference between true metaphysical evil and just being a prick. Prick was more a 90s thing.

you are both playing a part and being obnoxious and likable while doing it

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you are both playing a part and being obnoxious and likable while doing it

Heh, you rascal. Don't make a boy blush. Remember that it's the chaos times you might end up gettin your dick sucked.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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LOOK AT insightful post
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HATE post
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SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
The blood of Jesus is enough to wipe away even the worst of sins. If you are someone who trusts in Jesus Christ, then there is now no condemnation from God - he has forgiven you (Romans 8:1).

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i say it;s time for me to go a'filibustering

venezuela is lokign ripe for the plucking, but honduras would pronabnly be easier

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the dankest times

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

hail our dark lord papa john and also satan if you have the time and aren't doing anything this evening

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

He has to ride that in his empty apartment because they are illegal everywhere else.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Goku is on his throne, all is right in the world.

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Have you tried consuming more?

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