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Dec 31, 2007

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Dec 31, 2007

net cafe scandal posted:

Will edit this with new names.

Bobnumerotres: ExtremeBuff#1585
Lumpy the Cook: LumpyTheCook#11453
net cafe scandal: Soldier69#1680
NickFillea: NickFillea#1319

all these posters are now marked for death

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Dec 31, 2007

Bobnumerotres posted:

The only way you'll kill me is by keeping up with my tracer, and..heh...good luck with that :smug:

lol if you don't think i would master this game in a few hours.

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Dec 31, 2007

i found out yesterday that a friend i used to duel in quake regularly is in a sponsored team for this game lmfao

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Dec 31, 2007

Bill Barber posted:

There's so much cash being thrown around to play this game you'd be absolutely stupid not to.

its going to crash in 6 months

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

:darksouls:
:potg:
:bloodborne:
:perfect:

love this style of emote where it's just a line from a piece of media in a black square

i love the product

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Dec 31, 2007

Larry Parrish posted:

It's amazing what can happen when a game company a) has lots of money b) cares about making games instead of money. Valve has A but not B so they do lovely jobs a lot. THat's my theory anyway.

lol at this loving post

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Dec 31, 2007

i didnt realise brink still costs so much

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Dec 31, 2007

[spins around nervously in my kotaku cubicle] im er, researching my next article. also i got a virus and i got scared so i stood up and my pants fell down

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Dec 31, 2007

im going to monetize all my memes

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Dec 31, 2007

lowtax and the avgn are going to team up and im going to get royalties everytime they do

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Dec 31, 2007

solid snake is a virgin

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Dec 31, 2007


also lol that every post saying that if it bothers you you should probably step away from the computer gets downvoted into oblivion

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Dec 31, 2007

Bobnumerotres posted:



ppl were using the "avoid this player" system to ban good players that owned them instead of griefers so blizzard took it out lmao

theyre retarded to think that wouldnt be what happened

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Dec 31, 2007

Bill Barber posted:

If they don't want to play against him they should have that option, imho.

i disagree

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Dec 31, 2007

if you dont want to play someone better than you in a game you should make a private community server and ban anyone that frags you

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Dec 31, 2007

its why6 i loved dueling in quake. it proved 90% of the time i did lose because of my lovely team mates in other games

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Dec 31, 2007

Bobnumerotres posted:

she has a magnum that hits for 150 on headshots lol

the icewall and heal+invincibility are incredible for being a little poo poo and stalling a point/cart forever. i was just playing with the epic yobgoblin and spent half a match holding up the cart 5v1 for like a minute at a time and they just couldnt finish me off lmao

this game sounds like an incredible dose of aids injected directly into the bloodstream

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

I picked up quake in the steam sale and while the single player is just ok (it's so drat brown) I bet the multi is fun. We should get an Imp game going sometime

quakeworld? ill play that with you even though ill have like 100000 ping

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Dec 31, 2007

tfw you fire a rocket and theres a noticeable delay before it appears on the server

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

no like quake 1 lol.

thats quakeworld

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Dec 31, 2007

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

i'm not reading that subpar meme

it was was written by a beta cuck timb anroid im gay

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Dec 31, 2007

Larry Parrish posted:

Didn't see your signature on it though

you have posts in fyad larry so be careful

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

I'm going to gas this thread because I don't like this game.

yes! Yes!!!

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Dec 31, 2007

Bobnumerotres posted:

*notes that all the ppl who dont like this game havent tried it*

i dont have to eat poop to have an opinion on it

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Dec 31, 2007

PleasingFungus posted:

there's nothing shocking or offensive about overwatch existing to sell digital hats. that's the business model. it's like saying that Burning Crusade was a cash grab to get more WoW subscribers.

personally, i'm glad that gabe convinced the world that the best way to make money on competitive video games is by selling crates and cosmetic items. it's a heck of a lot better than the "pay to win" nonsense that was popular for a while.

blizzard still charge full price for this game while dota2 is free and counter strike is $15

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Dec 31, 2007

im going to open a casino where you have to pay a large entry fee

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Dec 31, 2007

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

You mean I have to PAY for my entertainment??? - Millennial

thats me

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Dec 31, 2007

i would rather get something for free or very cheap than to pay a decent amount of money for it. thats just how i am

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Dec 31, 2007

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Word to the motherfucking Bern. All games should be f2p iOS garbage. *holds up gem bagz* ONLY THIRTY BUCKS FOR A THOUSAND GEM BAGZ!!! :D

:hai:

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Dec 31, 2007


you should change your name to bad rear end

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Dec 31, 2007

ive never been scammed for items because i assume anyone wants to trade anything its a scam

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Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

My experience of being scammed goes back to someone telling me I could dupe a crystal sword with 6 perfect emeralds in it if I dropped it on the ground in cold plains.

i ran this exact scam when i was 10 years old playing runescape

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Dec 31, 2007

me [10 years old with an obscene amount of epic runescape loot]: all you have too do is drop everything you want to dupe on the ground, then press alt-f4

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Dec 31, 2007

i play quake with gun models because it feels better watching the gun fire

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Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

r_picmip should be in every game, in this gamer's opinion.

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

I seen some footage of pro quake players and theyre looking at a game of nothing but lines and cubes, its completely insane.

this is just a google image search but my game looks almost exactly the same

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Dec 31, 2007

i have better internet now than the last time i streamed so i should go get owned online in ql sometime

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lol ive never seen that before in my life

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Dec 31, 2007

i spent 2 years unemployed playing quake for 16 hours every day which allowed me to become a low level div 1 player that makes people comment that my name looks familiar but they cant pick it whenever i join a match now and i never knew that texture existed

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