Bobnumerotres posted:

Hey you got anymore of these? Doesn't have to have doritos in them lol

qnqnx posted:

You can reflect the arrow before it transforms into the dragon, apparently you can also reflect Mei's drone before it activates


lmao

Lumpy the Cook posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/394230/ scroll down to the 'More like this' section

net cafe scandal posted:

Not all of us have a devoted racist tumblr following

net cafe scandal posted:

Anyway that's why I want more imps to play this game. BBG a should at least buy it on PC

Bobnumerotres posted:

just got the day off work for my bday and ill be playing this a lot

Ristolaz posted:

Bring it in boys!!!!!!!

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I like it, but it's missing something..

*puts up 3rd psychedelic mushroom sticker*

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Larry's Burning-Man Style Sister: What's up fag? You using my monitor to play you lovely MOBAs? lol

Larry: For the last time. Overwatch is not a moba.

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

My memorial day/birthday weekend. Sorted.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

[showing my confused and mildly worried date the funny meme picture] Well If you played Overwatch, I can assure you, this would be hilarious

[Later, after getting rejected for a second date]

ME: Eh, 3D girls are over rated, right honey?

TRACER: Yeah! Don't worry love, Cavalrys 'ere!

ME: 😍

Ristolaz posted:

Tracer: A bag of chips is definitely a meal

tumor looking batty posted:

[in suburban Maine voice] hey Rory check out this song Comeback Kid

Bobnumerotres posted:

it was more that it was a lame rear end post

net cafe scandal posted:

Ive been to Larry's 7-11 and he actually runs a pretty tight ship, plus Muhammad is pretty sweet once you get to know him.

tumor looking batty posted:

scene: me and tracer in my bedroom (because I'm crazy Tracer is real to me)

tracer: wow they sound like 4 or 5 people, love.

me: no Tracer. It's just two people.

Tracer: It sounds like they're playing in an arena, love

me: No the album Treats was recorded in a studio.

trying to jack off posted:

[spins around nervously in my kotaku cubicle] im er, researching my next article. also i got a virus and i got scared so i stood up and my pants fell down

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

lol all the guns do no damage ok *goes back to killing 400+ cops on one map with a flamethrower that makes them die in an instant in screaming burning agony* oh look a bulldozer *destroys an entire room by firing an RPG, including killing teammates* man i think i will need to defend here a while *deploys a bipod machine gun and kills every cop in the county*

man i sure wish i was playing calladoody 591 where guns hurt *kills 4 cops with 1 shot from a .50 cal sniper rifle, gets cheevo for it* *does the same thing with a grenade launcher, gets another cheevo for it*

gee sure wish i could get a change of pace *plays mission where you race nukes past a gauntlet of cops* man even that isn't quite doing it for me *kills 5000 russians attacking a secret base from hardcore henry*

sure wish i could stand out from my teammates *switches from build that eats bullets like pez and destroys everything with a machine gun to a medic build that yells at people to get them up off the ground* hm still not different enough *uses sentry gun and flaming trip mine build instead* but i'm still even using armor i want to run around in a suit and murder a million people *clicks a button, now dodges bullets effortlessly and runs around like sonic killing everything with akimbo pistols, firing the pistols to the saturday morning cartoon beat*

there are a lot of reasons to hate paydude but really the only one here that isn't wrong as gently caress here is 'stealth sucks' which it does

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

lol all the guns do no damage ok *goes back to killing 400+ Genjis on one map with a pulse bomb that makes them die in an instant in screaming burning agony* oh look a payload vehicle *destroys an entire room by using a Dragonstrike, including killing teammates* man i think i will need to defend here a while *deploys a gattling turret and kills every defender in the server*

man i sure wish i was playing calladoody 591 where guns hurt *kills 4 Bastions with 1 shot from a Widow's kiss, gets cheevo for it* *does the same thing with a Venom Mine, gets another cheevo for it*

gee sure wish i could get a change of pace f *plays Control* man even that isn't quite doing it for me *kills 5000 Reapers attacking a secret base from hardcore Hanzo*

sure wish i could stand out from my teammates *switches from build that eats bullets like pez and destroys everything with a machine gun to a medic build thas uses Crossfade * hm still not different enough *uses Sonic Amplifier and wall ride build instead* but i'm still even using armor i want to run around in a skintight asspants and murder a million people *clicks a button, switches to Tracer and now dodges bullets effortlessly and runs around like sonic killing everything with akimbo pistols, firing the pistols to the saturday morning cartoon beat*

there are a lot of reasons to hate Overwatch but really the only one here that isn't wrong as gently caress here is 'censorship of sexuality in games sucks' which it does

net cafe scandal posted:

If you’re not at work, watch this one of D.Va and Hanzo. See how she gazes up at him before sensation overtakes her, forcing her gaze downward? See all the rapid expressions in between? Hanzo’s not exactly being gentle. D.Va’s into it, but there’s a lot of pain mixed with the pleasure. Take notes, Blizzard. That’s called economy of storytelling. No hammy dialogue, either!

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

I really don't appreciate the Overwatch porn. It's p. gross. I think this thinkpiece about it that I copied to my clipboard says it all:

overwatch porn overwatch hentai tracer getting hosed gifs overwatch pornography

Pablo Gigante posted:

Please remove this pic of me from your post.

Pablo Gigante posted:

Normie tourist passerby: Excuse me, how do I get to the closest subway station?

Me, trying to hold back laughter: Oh it's easy to get to, just go

Pablo Gigante posted:

SimCity too

zen death robot posted:

I hope Larrys boss isn't giving him too much poo poo down at the 7/11