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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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you should have clapped!!
Man do I love Sunday Funday! Delicious O'Doul's beer, authentic Lay's chips, and my famous guacamole!

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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Crooked Hillary's stooges thought they could stop me with a faulty write-in pen, HAH!



Jeb!

Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe
Gentlemen! Both Donald and Hillary will mutually destroy each other in the upcoming debate, just according to the intricate plan of the next President of the United States. THIS HAS ALL BEEN HIS MASTER PLAN FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.



Jeb!!!

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i want to gently caress jeb! like an animal
i want to feel jeb! from the enside
i want to gently caress jeb! like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
he gets me closer to god

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Soulfucker posted:

Gentlemen! Both Donald and Hillary will mutually destroy each other in the upcoming debate, just according to the intricate plan of the next President of the United States. THIS HAS ALL BEEN HIS MASTER PLAN FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.



Jeb!!!

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx
Triple Toxx Trouble

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx
Toxx for Harambe

First triple Toxx in forum history

RACHET has issued a correction as of 02:47 on Oct 14, 2016

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!
Mod Note

RACHET is already under mod challenge for double toxxing in the Hillary toxx thread, so any IKs who see this should hold off on banning his dumb rear end until Monday at least.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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Welcome to the Jeb! thread friend!

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx

MaxxBot posted:

Welcome to the Jeb! thread friend!

What up my dude

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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RACHET posted:

What up my dude

Jeb! is up!

Up in the polls, with no end in sight!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
with 2 weeks to go i still believe in Jeb!

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Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug


hello friends!

:bernget:

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Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug

MaxxBot posted:

Crooked Hillary's stooges thought they could stop me with a faulty write-in pen, HAH!



Jeb!



what up MaxxBot! I've heartily enjoyed your tirelessly (but possibly, imo??) misplaced enthusiasm for somebody who isn't gonna win this election

but good news, friend! it's not too late to join the winning team! Have you heard of our new Lord and Savior, Bernie Fuckin' Sanders???

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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Alright, you can stay but be warned that this thread is a Safe Space for Wall Street. This is the only place on these forums where the noble Job Creators who toil tirelessly to make this nation great aren't needlessly disparaged by jealous basement-dwelling losers. Don't come in here with any of that goofy socialist "eat the rich" stuff unless you want to to make Jeb! angry. You won't like Jeb! when he's angry!

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug
I don't even like him now!!


I'm sorry, I shouldn't rip on the poor fellow, and you were here first! My bad. We might support different candidates, and have totally different views on what would be best for wall street and the American people, but we're all in this crazy mess together, after all.

I'm sure if we chatted over a couple beers we could find some common ground!


Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe

???? I don't get it that is not a picture of Jeb!, the funniest candidate ???? :confused:

Here i fixed it


e:


8 more days!!!

double e:

Jeb!!!

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Soulfucker has issued a correction as of 04:53 on Oct 31, 2016

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

hey i didn't mean to post in here if you spare me i will donate the av and rereg money to RAINN

mod edit: this is a toxx, congrats

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That DICK! has issued a correction as of 06:47 on Nov 8, 2016

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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We're only one French work week away from President elect Jeb! Bush!

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug
seven days to go!! I hope y'all have plenty of cold beer on standby, this week is gonna be a doozy



:bernin:

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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Ughh gently caress now I really want a Heady Topper

And an O'Doul's, for my victory toast with Jeb!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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Even the Very Serious People see the potential of Jeb!

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/793533836126740480

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug
Only six days now until Bernie takes out the trash!! He's gonna win this!!!



:bern101:

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug

MaxxBot posted:

Even the Very Serious People see the potential of Jeb!

with less than a week until the election, one last scandal still haunts the ¡Jeb! campaign- voters from all parties are questioning if they can vote for a candidate who won't release his full long form secret recipe.

rumors of using peas, and possibly other, more esoteric ingredients has cost him an estimated ~18% in the latest polls.

the people demand that he release the guacamole transcripts!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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Unfortunately Columba made Jeb! sign an NDA about the guac recipe, he will have to consult with his lawyer team before a decision is made.

Jeb!

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Jeb!'s lawyers are advising him not to release the long form recipe until after the current audit for sour cream is completed.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Lathespin.gif posted:

Only six days now until Bernie takes out the trash!! He's gonna win this!!!



:bern101:

bernie is good

god speed :patriot:

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug
this just in: a good guac has fresh tomatoes and some garlic in there. hell yeah



in other news: tacos good, beer good, trump bad

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug
do you guys think bernie is gonna watch the new twin peaks?? I'm sure he's seen the old ones





I sure hope he has time, what with being the prez and all he's gonna be super busy!

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
JEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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Prof. Lurker posted:

JEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes my friend!!!

It has been a long, acrimonious race but joyful tortoise Jeb! has made slow, steady progress just as he promised!


MaxxBot has issued a correction as of 21:23 on Nov 6, 2016

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!


Nate Silvers final prediction - its a Jeb! landslide!

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug


:bern101:

Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe
BUSH'S BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

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Prof. Lurker posted:



Nate Silvers final prediction - its a Jeb! landslide!

My home state MN is entirely surrounded by Jeb! He's contagious!

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!

Prof. Lurker has issued a correction as of 20:23 on Nov 8, 2016

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug
imo ya got waaay too many turtles in that pocket, JEb!!




please go vote today FOR BERNIE

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


good luck jebbers

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