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fourisix992044
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax
then 2 days later I WAS LOCKED IN A CAGE

LOL THAT MADE ME CRY IRL U DUMBBITCH

MORE THAN U GETTING FIRED FROM UR JOB ON A ONE NIGHT STAND

AND I WAS SERIOUS I DID LOVE U

I HAD NOT HAD FEELINGS FOR ANYONE SINCE GOD drat NERA (AND WE WERE GONNA GET BACK TOGETHER MOST LIKELY) (i was dating like 6 girls at once during this time srsly it was hosed and i liked none of them like u. u r super fukin kinky)

THAT WAS HUGE FOR ME

IM SORRY U GOT HURT BUT I DID TOO

ALSO U EMBELLISHED UR HEY HELD ME DOWN poo poo SO MUCH AND OMIT SO MUCH CONSENSUAL FOREPLAY AND TALKING AND HUGGING AND TEXTING AFTER THE WHOLE THING

ANYWAY IF DATE WASNT FAKING HIS SEIZURES GO DATE HIM

1 thing i gotta say tho is ur current bf tho he may work at the wpt is not the dood that any1 wants u with LOL but ur a free person etc

p.s. i love juggalos and i think had we partnered up you would have had more fun with me and not had to work a 9-5 ever again

god drat legal system of poo poo

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false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
Thats a lot of cum!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

When I shower I like to soap my rear end up and then fart so I make a bunch of bubbles holding my fart gas in them.

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
Greetings,

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
i just masturbated

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

institutionalize yourself

fourisix992044
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax

many johnnys posted:

institutionalize yourself

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Warren Zevon posted:

Thats a lot of cum!

ily username and title text :)

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

shoophobo posted:

i just masturbated

me too. Get a few more and we can turn this into the bukkakke it deserves.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

fourisix992044 posted:

then 2 days later I WAS LOCKED IN A CAGE

LOL THAT MADE ME CRY IRL U DUMBBITCH

MORE THAN U GETTING FIRED FROM UR JOB ON A ONE NIGHT STAND

AND I WAS SERIOUS I DID LOVE U

I HAD NOT HAD FEELINGS FOR ANYONE SINCE GOD drat NERA (AND WE WERE GONNA GET BACK TOGETHER MOST LIKELY) (i was dating like 6 girls at once during this time srsly it was hosed and i liked none of them like u. u r super fukin kinky)

THAT WAS HUGE FOR ME

IM SORRY U GOT HURT BUT I DID TOO

ALSO U EMBELLISHED UR HEY HELD ME DOWN poo poo SO MUCH AND OMIT SO MUCH CONSENSUAL FOREPLAY AND TALKING AND HUGGING AND TEXTING AFTER THE WHOLE THING

ANYWAY IF DATE WASNT FAKING HIS SEIZURES GO DATE HIM

1 thing i gotta say tho is ur current bf tho he may work at the wpt is not the dood that any1 wants u with LOL but ur a free person etc

p.s. i love juggalos and i think had we partnered up you would have had more fun with me and not had to work a 9-5 ever again

god drat legal system of poo poo

i know where you live now

fourisix992044
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax

Cthulu Carl posted:

When I shower I like to soap my rear end up and then fart so I make a bunch of bubbles holding my fart gas in them.

u can probably get pink eye from this dont do it

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I really don't. Sorry.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
dare you need to find Lovey Banh

she is your destiny

fourisix992044
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax

Airborne Viking posted:

i know where you live now

hell0 there one time i get car jacked by a green car

then the car is painted and red and they park out front my house and literally honk the horn

this is after jail where i shake the guys hand that has been in the line up of suspects for the car jacking and also the person the police were pointing to do it

but court is dumb

and if u get into a violent situation trying to use the law for justice is a joke let alone manipulating it LOL

those guys got into trouble with the law without my help (meth + fake painted toy guys and convience store robberies)

gg toronto anarchy movement

basically my options now are death/pozzing/further brain damage/ possible locked in syndrome

or starting prison/forum riots etc

TONYROBINS LIVE IN JAIL 24/7 GETTING POZZED AND POZZING OTHERS BACK etc

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
... And I can't even get a text back!

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Awwww poor baby is having an emotional break down over the rape he committed :(

fourisix992044
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax

That Robot posted:

dare you need to find Lovey Banh

she is your destiny

lix this is more positive today ty 4 being nice to me !!!!!! can u please not trick any noobie like wikikathy that i may be able to date in the future pending my castration chemically or physically into thinking that I AM U

MOTHER loving RETARDED IDIOT

look around u

u r in texas

LOL GG

fourisix992044
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

Awwww poor baby is having an emotional break down over the rape he committed :(

some dood is in texas itt and i think that is the bigger issue now please get with it

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
dare show us a picture of yourself

i want to see what the legend looks like :mmmsmug:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

fourisix992044 posted:

lix this is more positive today ty 4 being nice to me !!!!!! can u please not trick any noobie like wikikathy that i may be able to date in the future pending my castration chemically or physically into thinking that I AM U

MOTHER loving RETARDED IDIOT

look around u

u r in texas

LOL GG

this is her, dare: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/s/ref=is_s?k=lovey+banh

she talks like you

she is your destiny

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer
The crazy guy really seems like a bot. Just posting gibberish

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Ha ha op is a crybaby

fourisix992044
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax

That Robot posted:

this is her, dare: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/s/ref=is_s?k=lovey+banh

she talks like you

she is your destiny

so uve narrowed me down to some kind of pinoy :D

prison is gonna be fun this year :D

:D

:D

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im the coral

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
what's a pinoy

but seriously you should have sex with lovey banh and make some interesting babies

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Windows 98 posted:

Awwww poor baby is having an emotional break down over the rape he committed :(

Can you hurry up and kill this dude?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Bananana posted:

Can you hurry up and kill this dude?

seriously windows 98 i will support your bid for modship if you successfully render thsi guy unable to post. hospital, prison, whatever works

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fourisix992044 posted:

THAT WAS HUGE FOR ME

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Hell yeah, truthfully, I like many of your posts... perhaps it's time to end this bitter feud Hector put upon us?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Illy is a street name for pcp btw

fourisix992044
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax

fourisix992044
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax

That Robot posted:

what's a pinoy

but seriously you should have sex with lovey banh and make some interesting babies

i was gonna have sex earlier in the week and there is a nice 41 year old pedophile named LISA DARLING *flourish* that i would not mind inseminating 4 fun but the thing is that we are at war right now and it really is out of my mind and i mean gang rape by mulltatos is probably more in my future than sex with a consenting mong aloid girl so idk??

tbh i am mostly here to embarass caroline till she snaps i am happy k8 has a future or watever tho im sad its not yakman because she and i talked about the manyak boy irl many times and he really is nice/creative in all the right ways and i just have never had this experience with dan chump sorry :(

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i feel like i'm reading a livejournal from a different dimension

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I typed in this persons name in the ole googles and this happened.

http://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-head-columns-funny-modern-building-body-figures-their-base-image46992044

head columns!!!! not vases.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hell Yeah posted:

i feel like i'm reading a livejournal from a different dimension

Yeah the gay dimension

fourisix992044
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax
hell gay with yakman dare hamao and skylark and caroline wuld be fun but i wuld probably leave quickly before any1 did something super gross like that nazi furry blue couch smells like sperm y stuff

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Pak chooie unf

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I think its trying to communicate.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
There's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear. :sax:

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