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well gently caress! my shitball pants were ridin a little low, exposing  some midriff when i lifted my arms, so i figured what the hell, lemme try this "tailoring" thing i hear so much abouti just got em back and now they're too tight! they're all up in my goddamn crotch like, uh... hmm. like op's mom? [gently caress. memo to self: maybe post as reply in unrelated thread? consider which ops most deserve to get owned]hell, you know what i mean? gently caress! these pants. balls!!!!!!!!
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op are you channeling dare did dare shanghai your account?
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May 18, 2016 06:21
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That Robot posted:op are you channeling dare ask me something only miraclewhale would know
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May 18, 2016 06:22
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some say being a beautiful human being was Jeff Goldblums finest role
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May 18, 2016 06:24
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MiracleWhale posted:ask me something only miraclewhale would know Do your parents know your gay?
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May 18, 2016 06:25
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JiveHonky posted:some say being a beautiful human being was Jeff Goldblums finest role  these loving pants, you know?! balls!!! - jeff goldblum
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May 18, 2016 06:27
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I would like one pant please.
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May 18, 2016 06:29
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Windows 98 posted:Do your parents know your gay? you know perfectly well my parents are dead... because you killed them with a shovel! 
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May 18, 2016 06:29
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I would like one pant please. pants are social creatures, it's cruel to own a single pant
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May 18, 2016 06:30
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MiracleWhale posted:pants are social creatures, it's cruel to own a single pant It's just shorts in a different dimension. 
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May 18, 2016 06:31
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MiracleWhale posted:pants are social creatures, it's cruel to own a single pant qft
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May 18, 2016 06:32
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That Robot posted:op are you channeling dare That Robot, I need you and Windows 98 off the dare case he's starting to get into your heads, man, it's not healthy
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May 18, 2016 06:32
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It's just shorts in a different dimension. that's like saying owning one rat is just as good as owning the front halves of two rats, which is obviously not true
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MiracleWhale posted:that's like saying owning one rat is just as good as owning the front halves of two rats, which is obviously not true Well no it's not, it's TWICE as good.
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May 18, 2016 06:40
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MiracleWhale posted:ask me something only miraclewhale would know Where did uncle Tommy touch you?
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May 18, 2016 06:43
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spud posted:Where did uncle Tommy touch you? on the secret spot right behind my knee which triggers subliminal programming that makes me kill the president
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May 18, 2016 06:47
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 this is pretty much what's goin down folks. hell. balls!!!!
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May 18, 2016 06:48
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i mean look how visible my knees are 
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May 18, 2016 06:49
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didn't read op but I still love dick what gives
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Iron Prince posted:didn't read op but I still love dick what gives when the dick fits perfectly, such that you can get it in but you need a trip to the ER to get it out, you know he's the one
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May 18, 2016 07:00
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Have you tried those Levi's 501's shrink to fit?
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 it better be like this or i'm gonna fuckin flip!!!
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i cant fit in mens 28/30s anymore bc my hips are too big so i gotta wear size 2 iit suxx
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:i cant fit in mens 28/30s anymore bc my hips are too big so i gotta wear size 2 iit suxx what is a size 2 in men's? i'll be damned if i can understand women's sizes
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May 18, 2016 08:17
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hey op ever hear of 'one size fits all'?
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Why she makin that face don't pretend you don't enjoy the show 
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guidoanselmi posted:hey op ever hear of 'one size fits all'? I don't think your mom's Craigslist ads are as popular as you think.
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May 18, 2016 09:14
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MiracleWhale posted:ask me something only miraclewhale would know who am I to you?
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MiracleWhale posted:what is a size 2 in men's? i'll be damned if i can understand women's sizes 34/32 or some other nonexistent pant size
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May 18, 2016 09:52
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Ahundredbux posted:Why she makin that face don't pretend you don't enjoy the show
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May 18, 2016 09:53
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dude is cut!!!!
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May 18, 2016 09:53
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Doesn't it look like the red tip is glowing through the pants?
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May 18, 2016 09:55
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Wicker Man posted:Doesn't it look like the red tip is glowing through the pants? cherenkov chafe
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Microwaves Mom posted:who am I to you? we rap in the same rap posse but I don't really hang my thing is I'm a ghost rapper and my unseen hand picks up the mic and I drop brutal rhymes about ectoplasm and poo poo and then I poltergeist people's grillz right out they mouths
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:cherenkov chafe lmbo!!!
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Ahundredbux posted:Why she makin that face don't pretend you don't enjoy the show It's much more grotesque than the silhouette of the cock.
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May 18, 2016 10:15
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yeah there 2 inches girth of a medium (read: not small, not large) red bull can
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social vegan posted:yeah there 2 inches girth of a medium (read: not small, not large) red bull can I've run the numbers and the optimal penis for a woman's pleasure is 8 inches in girth but only a quarter inch long
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I'm rockin a pancake in my pants 
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