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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
stream is on!!! :woop:

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I think I will swap in the macro camera block for today, planning on getting lots of close ups

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Management posted:

I think I will swap in the macro camera block for today, planning on getting lots of close ups

Ah, dick pic day is it then?

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

HOLY gently caress IM CUMMING THERES MUSIC AND COLOR AND JOY ALL AROUND ME

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

you ever listen to the music of every day life?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

have they always done tacky performances at google things

ah, the fake Dj, a classic

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

this intro is sweet i can't wait until gavin belson speaks and tells me what hooli is up to next

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

more like "boooo"

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

dublin: a major tax shelter in europe

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

power botton posted:

dublin: a major tax shelter in europe

maybe if they name drop their tax shelter it will convince the IRS it's a real legit office

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

wow this is boring as gently caress

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Smythe posted:

Ah, dick pic day is it then?

that's every day

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

wow this is boring as gently caress

He opined, reading his post history

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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Soiled Meat
google conversation one more google thing for me to mess with twice and then never use again. Nice.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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Soiled Meat

PleasureKevin posted:

wow this is boring as gently caress

developer conference =/= coahcella

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

so far they've rebranded OK Google

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

why are chat bots the hot new thing for 2016

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Jenny Agutter posted:

why are chat bots the hot new thing for 2016

They've got your credit card on file now

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
this might as well be a parody of silicon valley at this point

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

amazing that google has perfected speech recognition in such a way that it can even understand this guy's broken speech patterns

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
How much for the mic and speaker flower pot, dude. Gimme the price.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

google home is useless unless it has an ir blaster to turn on my home theater system when i tell it to cast some music

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



this thing is dumb as hell and will just collect more data

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

annoy your kids from any room in the house.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

this is exactly like the Amazon video

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
this is loving dumb

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

why not just ask the kid why he's wearing a space suit

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Dodoman posted:

this is loving dumb

It's cool.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

triple sulk posted:

this thing is dumb as hell and will just collect more data

I'm glad to share my data with my friend Sundar.

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
i can tell which (indian) state sundar is from by his accent

finally me being an indian is advantageous

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

reminder that we know the CIA loves bugging random places for no reason

and that a Google board member and former CEO also consults for the CIA

and the State Department infiltrated google and used their data for their own means

it's really really dumb to put an always-on microphone made by google anywhere.

Facebook already admits eavesdropping on their Android app

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Thank you guy who has the jumpjet melta av for google photos which is supreme

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Cicero. Thanks to Cicero.

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.
WOOOOOOOOOO GOOGLE PHOTOS!!!!!11

edit: ALWAYS WATCHING

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
hello media man can you be more media-y

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Cicero on stage now sharing his leet programs.

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
what the gently caress happened to hangouts

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
what it that, the 11th google messenger app?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Cicero posting while presenting. Incredible!

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

ANOTHER MESSAGING APP

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