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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

more google messaging apps jfc

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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
allo bithc

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

allo akbar

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Fuzzy own project Titan being unveiled right now. Incredible.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



people were paid to develop this

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
Google to announce another messaging app, where all messages are just more messaging apps.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Draw a swastica!!!!

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

you could change font size in like the earliest web chats i can remember

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Allo to predict "lol" "aids" and "fail" as my 3 smart replies to every message

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

PleasureKevin posted:

you could change font size in like the earliest web chats i can remember

we are as a society realizing aim was the pinnacle of communications technology and moving back to it

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

oh gently caress this.

auto-replies? so people are hardly communicating with you, just pushing a single button.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Google bae on stage now :jackbud:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
my bae


e: gently caress you smythe!!

ee: don't worry i told her your nickname is mr softy

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Facebook put the thumbs up button in the messenger. my cousin did nothing but send thumbs up to me when i contact him. it pissed me off so much that he didn't put any thought into the replies. i was so butt hurt about it i didn't go to his wedding.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

my bae


e: gently caress you smythe!!

ee: don't worry i told her your nickname is mr softy

Fuzzy wife on stage. Very epic.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
How about twitch chat integration?

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
hello natalia drake

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Ask about DOTA you pussies!!😠

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

wasn't there just a study that showed using image macros was for shallow, boring people?

Smythe posted:

How about twitch chat integration?

i didn't think there was a way to make twitch chat worse

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
omg i can't hear the certainly epic fail livestream over how loud im laughing at "screwgle"

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

a security mode

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

this is how iMessage works by default

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

PleasureKevin posted:

a security stalker mode

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Incognito Chat, yet another epic feature added to the best new chat app. Goldmine.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

didn't Hangouts do this

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
duo bithc

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

now you can show anyone your balls before they even answer

and it's based on phone number!

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

this seems like a pretty big oversight

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

this seems like a pretty big oversight

It's not. Google can't help you if your friends are epic trolls. Try calling them mean names or punching them to prevent trolling.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

something tells me QUIC is actually sending your video before you press "accept call"

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Smythe posted:

It's not. Google can't help you if your friends are epic trolls. Try calling them mean names or punching them to prevent trolling.

it's based on phone number

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

you can now send unsolicited video to strangers

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

you can now send unsolicited video to strangers

Guarantee they need to be in your contacts.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

jesus christ

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

what could go wrong

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
android nigga

they know this is what will happen


they know

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Face it newbie: Android and Google own a d they're pulling further and further away from the competition every minute. It's OK if you prefer legacy software, but at least have some self awareness.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

+1

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

lol, "we learned the importance last year of improving the security of the media framework"

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