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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


Nice!

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Android Ninety Five Percent of all Smartphone Malware

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

I thought they said they fixed the update problem but nobody applauded so maybe it means something else

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

they moved from jit compiling to precompiling for the art runtime, and now theyre going back to jit?

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

cool now it's easier to janitor your running apps

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Ludwig van Halen posted:

I thought they said they fixed the update problem but nobody applauded so maybe it means something else

they say that a lot. what they really mean is they've broken up the system into apps. there's still a base version, afaik.

also i wonder if updates will be mandatory for users like Windows 10.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
we added a clear all button


*thunderous applause*

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
developers getting excited about people being able to kill their apps lmao

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

OK so there's no windowed mode, just picture-in-picture and side-by-side which both iOS and Windows have had for a while

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

quick reply was in the very first commercial release of Android, now they're back!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

OK so there's no windowed mode, just picture-in-picture and side-by-side which both iOS and Windows have had for a while

The difference is that it'll work well on Android because they make best in class software. Get a grip.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
its pretty lovely that emoji is a topic of conversation at developer conferences

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



PleasureKevin posted:

they say that a lot. what they really mean is they've broken up the system into apps. there's still a base version, afaik.

also i wonder if updates will be mandatory for users like Windows 10.

updates to play services are all pushed. base updates will never be mandatory because oems can't keep up with that.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Smythe posted:

The difference is that it'll work well on Android because they make best in class software. Get a grip.

think about how much white noise you can post now

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

its pretty lovely that emoji is a topic of conversation at developer conferences

you will be programming in emoji in five years at this rate.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

why should VR be mobile

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

they rebranded Cardboard

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
this is silicon valley in reverse

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

wait they made a remote for a cellphone

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
sweet, finally we can have nintendo 64 levels of graphics in our games

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

did he just say DRM as a feature

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

sweet, finally we can have nintendo 64 levels of graphics in our games

low-poly games in VR are actually a lot more fun than they are outside VR.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

he called the 2-button controller "powerful"

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

PleasureKevin posted:

did he just say DRM as a feature

this is a developer conference

burning swine
May 26, 2004



Jenny Agutter posted:

we are as a society realizing aim was the pinnacle of communications technology and moving back to it

this but unironically

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
it was for video stuff which needs the drm if you want to use netflix or hulu

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Another Google bae. This is the best keynote EVAR!

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Android instant apps is P NICE

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Mister Fister posted:

Android instant apps is P NICE

a p nice exploit vector

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Mister Fister posted:

Android instant apps is P NICE

lmao it's loving terrible


Ludwig van Halen posted:

a p nice exploit vector

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Ludwig van Halen posted:

a p nice exploit vector

Sounds like it has to be google approved

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

click a link in Google search and automatically run executable code. nice

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
it looks cool but google knows gently caress all about security

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
cool that alpha go is the irl version of Gurgeh making the most epic game move

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Neapolitan
Nanaimo
Nibs
N-word babies

but seriously we're pulling out our hair trying to think of something help us!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
i love you sundar

Soldier of Fortran
May 2, 2009

PleasureKevin posted:

Neapolitan
Nanaimo
Nibs
N-word babies

but seriously we're pulling out our hair trying to think of something help us!

Not Copyright Infringement

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Not at this distance, your honor

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Bravo! Bravo! :bravo:

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

they should just keep calling it android n instead of coming up with a dessert. i like that better

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Android Nougat. Haha, you win this time google, I just stopped for a 3 Musketeers.

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