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ed. note: this was written to fulfill the obligations of an ik challenge. the original challenge can be found here. The editors of "Shrugging Towards Justice," a periodical of the People's International Socialist Society, a political party formed after a split from the Marxist Sectional Front (Neo-Brezhnevite), itself the product of a break in the New Internationalist Party for People's Liberation and Enlightenment, have come across an unusual document in their archives. It appears to be a planned speech to the gathered members of a new Trotskyist international regarding the correct line in the upcoming United States presidential election. PISS is printing the document in its entirety below for review. quote:Comrades!
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:22 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:40 |
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nice
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:23 |
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I also like Zizek
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:29 |
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motion to declare everyone after this post a backslider revisionist and enemy of the revolutionary vanguard
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:36 |
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all in favor? [murmur] all opposed? [roaring crowd] motion passes! :peels out:
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:40 |
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vote PISS
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:42 |
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The comrade has fulfilled the requirements of the original IK Challenge, and so as Permanent Temporary Chairman of the People's Revolutionary Vanguard I declare they are to be lauded, exempt from the banning they'd otherwise have incurred, and totally not certain to be purged the next time the Party schisms.
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:47 |
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the link to this thread
is in the Trump TOXX thread, which is a different challenge: Boosted_C5 posted:Due to Zen Death Robot's show of mercy, your execution has been stayed No Mans Land 4. excellent speech though V oh. oh my. stephenfry has issued a correction as of 20:50 on May 18, 2016 |
# ? May 18, 2016 20:47 |
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stephenfry posted:the link to this thread i respect the wishes of the thread ik to avoid cross-pollination and i toxxed for trump. if a hillary toxxer wants to link it there, be my guest
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:49 |
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tldr
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:30 |
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(Stabs u with ice pick)
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:31 |
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The tears are because he is happy.
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:50 |
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stephenfry posted:oh. oh my. i toxxed for trump because i think he'll win. he's a trash neofascist and i despise him but it's impossible to underestimate the power of white supremacy
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:53 |
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trots scum will die
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:55 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:trots scum will die *nods*
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:56 |
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so begins the socialist takeover of msr
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:05 |
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When you're the only non-hatter left on the forums you'll be the only member of the vanguard left. You've finally found a way to get rid of the splitters.
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:09 |
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^ well yes, but that's a just a first-order corollary of left politics having suffered every possible reversal at the hands of an increasingly vicious backbiting american rightHomework Explainer posted:i toxxed for trump because i think he'll win. he's a trash neofascist and i despise him but it's impossible to underestimate the power of white supremacy you are making this too real for me I will never be ready I will probably be killed in my sleep anyway stephenfry has issued a correction as of 22:18 on May 18, 2016 |
# ? May 18, 2016 22:16 |
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as an accelerationist i find ur argument compelling and will be reconsidering my vote in november (I will not actually vote though)
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:20 |
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jarofpiss posted:as an accelerationist i find ur argument compelling and will be reconsidering my vote in november (I will not actually vote though) just to be clear, i don't actually believe anything in the joke post i made.
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:36 |
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yes u do. u do believe trots endorse every imperialist intervention
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:37 |
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stephenfry posted:^ well yes, but that's a just a first-order corollary of left politics having suffered every possible reversal at the hands of an increasingly vicious backbiting american right hopefully your posts are really bad
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:24 |
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Homework Explainer posted:just to be clear, i don't actually believe anything in the joke post i made. fuckin tankie! edit: i was also joking in that above post because as an accelerationist i will be voting for danica patrick to be the first woman president in november and nothing anyone can say will make me reconsider that jarofpiss has issued a correction as of 23:52 on May 18, 2016 |
# ? May 18, 2016 23:46 |
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also i believe donald trump to be the most revolutionary candidate with the best chance at enacting a maoist third world vision. he will cause cowardly liberals fleeing his reign to scatter to the four corners of the earth and punish those that remain with regressive policy. he will also reduce the violence done to the third world by us imperialist forces on the behalf of other western powers by forcing them to pay for us to do their wetwork. if all goes well we can revert to an agrarian society by 2020. maga.
jarofpiss has issued a correction as of 00:47 on May 19, 2016 |
# ? May 19, 2016 00:45 |
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Karl Barks posted:so begins the socialist takeover of msr Socialism functions best on autismal forums, so, yeah, what you said
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# ? May 19, 2016 01:43 |
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somebody shat in the autismal font
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# ? May 19, 2016 01:48 |
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Fast Luck posted:yes u do. u do believe trots endorse every imperialist intervention that's true. every joke about trots is objectively correct
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# ? May 19, 2016 03:05 |
Homework Explainer posted:just to be clear, i don't actually believe anything in the joke post i made. yeah sorry op, I'm also convinced. Your post no longer belongs to you and now has a snowballing life of its own outside of your control, much like the actual Revolution
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# ? May 20, 2016 06:39 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:yeah sorry op, I'm also convinced. Your post no longer belongs to you and now has a snowballing life of its own outside of your control, much like the Trump campaign ftfy
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# ? May 20, 2016 10:52 |
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Thoguh posted:
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# ? May 20, 2016 12:09 |
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That's a good OP, OP
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# ? May 20, 2016 12:28 |
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Going down the accelerationist route seems like cheating, but otherwise a good post.
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# ? May 20, 2016 14:06 |
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address to OP: don't post
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# ? May 20, 2016 14:07 |
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The Brown Menace posted:address to OP: don't post this is cyberbullying
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# ? May 20, 2016 15:06 |
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Homework Explainer posted:this is cyberbullying fuckin bernie bros
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# ? May 20, 2016 17:42 |
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Stalinists seem pretty salty about the fact that Trots are a lot more likely to get laid these days.
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# ? May 20, 2016 19:11 |
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Jack of Hearts posted:Stalinists seem pretty salty about the fact that Trots are a lot more likely to get laid these days. trots are more likely to get picked in many areas of life
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# ? May 20, 2016 19:24 |
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Jack of Hearts posted:Stalinists seem pretty salty about the fact that Trots are a lot more likely to get laid these days. this is a dumb post all around, but, uh, nope
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# ? May 20, 2016 19:32 |
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The Brown Menace posted:trots are more likely to get picked in many areas of life Trots are certainly more likely to get shoved into their lockers and be on the receiving end of atomic wedgies and super nuggies
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The Brown Menace posted:trots are more likely to get picked in many areas of life
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