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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Homework Explainer posted:

i am NOT planning anything but offer support to protesters at both conventions, while being careful to emphasize i do not do so to incite a riot, which is a federal crime.

Lol I bet you actually think the FBI would arrest you for forums crimes if you said you wanted a riot

this very website had a thread titled 'lets assassinate the president' and the secret service took until goons were literally picking their choice of sniper rifle and googling Marine One helipads for the secret service to investigate. pretty sure you can jerk off to bricking starbucks windows all you want here dog

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Homework Explainer posted:

a) you can never be too careful

b) thought it was a pretty obvious joke

in a comedy forum all posts are jokes, friend. sometimes the posters just don't realize it

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

c) there's more than criminal prosecution to worry about, such as employer retaliation etc.

ok good point, make sure the starbucks window you smash doesn't belong to the one you work at

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
*in a homework explainer* let me explain how my reading of Marx accurately classes baristas as members of the proletariate

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
*cockney voice* Me dad did 16 hour-shifts in tha machiato pits until tha boss-man fired 'im for scalding 'is hand in expresso maker

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
i'm a 21st century capitalist, stealing all the surplus value created when my employee puts a hot beverage in a cup with their customer's name misspelled on it

Constant Hamprince has issued a correction as of 17:40 on Jun 30, 2016

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Homework Explainer posted:

the capitalists in this scenario would be the corporate staff in seattle or the entity which provided the loan to the franchisee. you must learn relations of production my man

yeah i'm sure the franchise owner is right there toilin' with the worker, real cool that you guys have adopted the wall street journal model of socioeconomic classes

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Homework Explainer posted:

wow it's almost like there's a class which doesn't sell its own labor to survive yet also doesn't own the means of production, perhaps...perhaps a small version of a capitalist. no idea what you'd call such a person though

petite bourgeoisie is still bourgeoisie, class traitor

he's a kulak! get him out of here! take his cattle!

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Homework Explainer posted:

ol' c-ham is good for a joke or two but knows absolute dick about marxismo outside of seinfeldian digs at it

what's the deal with historical materialism???

Constant Hamprince has issued a correction as of 17:20 on Jul 14, 2016

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
btw my point is that most service jobs have little to no value to a proletariate-run society. the existence of an upper-'middle' class is necessary to sustain a class of employment that consists largely or solely of performing errands

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Zas posted:

how about the opposite?

yet another attack on revolutionary thought by ~rootless cosmopolitans~ (insert sheriff star here)

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