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Would you pay for sex?
Yes, I would pay for sex
No, I wouldn;t pay for sex
I would, but only if it was with Goku
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Would you pay for sex?

Completely anonymous poll, not like the mods and me can see who voted for what.

Just want to know if, given whatever circumstances, you'd pay to wreck, or get wrecked, sexually.

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Not a huge fan of hookers, I'm more into knitting than crochet.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Would you pay for sex?

Completely anonymous poll, not like the mods and me can see who voted for what.

Just want to know if, given whatever circumstances, you'd pay to wreck, or get wrecked, sexually.

what did you vote?

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

VendaGoat posted:

Would you pay for sex?

Completely anonymous poll, not like the mods and me can see who voted for what.

Just want to know if, given whatever circumstances, you'd pay to wreck, or get wrecked, sexually.

What do you think a date is op? Makes you think.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

only if i need the ball to veer left

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Alucard posted:

Not a huge fan of hookers, I'm more into knitting than crochet.

satanic splash-back posted:

only if i need the ball to veer left


Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

so that is a yes on hookers?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
you pay for it

one way or another

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so that is a yes on hookers?

"Sir, I believe it is in my best interest, to keep my mouth shut."

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I have arrived, heard I had some clients waiting.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I've met a lot of hookers being that I work with detectives fairly often and my opinion is that they are either actual men or just yucky in general.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i found a hooker on craigslist and she made me take her grocery shopping and I had to take her kids to school for a whole week

we didn't even get to have sex, which was part of the deal. and then to top it all off all she stole my car

like what the heck

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

"Sir, I believe it is in my best interest, to keep my mouth shut."

but it is only wafer thin

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

but it is only wafer thin

This is me, busting.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Tom Gorman posted:

i found a hooker on craigslist and she made me take her grocery shopping and I had to take her kids to school for a whole week

we didn't even get to have sex, which was part of the deal. and then to top it all off all she stole my car

like what the heck

Missed Connections

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
It's on the bucket list OP

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


It's actually spelled Yea

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I respect you're mother as a woman regardless of her career choices op.

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
haha nice try coppers

-john doe

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I don't look down on people for either hookering or john/janeing but I have zero interest in it myself. I'm not interested in low rent hookers cuz of the risks and not interested in high rent hookers because I don't have that much money. If I won a high rent hooker on the price is right or whatever, tho, I'd probably just go for it. I would just have to ask him or her nicely not to try to pull any hooker game on me. I'm not the type who enjoys being emptily flattered.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





only if I could afford those $10k/night hookers

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
True pimp niggas spend no dough on the booty.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pawn 17 posted:

only if I could afford those $10k/night hookers

:stare:

What do you get for 10k a night?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

:stare:

What do you get for 10k a night?

You get hosed

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

:stare:

What do you get for 10k a night?

Non-conflict call girls.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
There are straight up modern bordellos that apparently charge that kind of price for a stay. Like that place near vegas. Pussy ranch I think it's called?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

only if I could afford those $10k/night hookers

It's more like $1,500 for a high end prostitute to stay the night.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The extra :20bux: ensures they don't take Instagram selfie pics in bed with you sleeping in the background.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
by hook or by crook.... by jove

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
when it comes too hookers all i gotta say is: truck yeah

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
cheaper than sidechicks IMO. :shrug:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i wanna b a lady on the night :o:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

no fuckin checkbox in 2016, really?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
If every country legalized prostitution then there would never be another war again

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
They haven't installed Vendahooker dispensers here yet, just goats which will do in a pinch.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
yay

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
In the U.S. it's a big hell no, but maybe if I had the cash to burn in a European country. Idk.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jarofpiss posted:

no fuckin checkbox in 2016, really?

Pick one you little bitch.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

my lovely Rosey Palm and her five little friends are all the love i need

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Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
i voted yes, but probably wouldn't sleep with one IRL

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