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Blistex posted:Are you Neelix? Everyone always forgets the underrated sequel, when I went back the next year and he spotted me 
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rocket_man38 posted:Hahaha! Did you talk to him again?
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May 31, 2016 17:35
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whoflungpoop posted:is that what he quoted the guy who insulted his old pals I have since then lessened my stance on the issue and find that Jeri Ryan was also quite good. Someone to Watch Over Me is beautiful stuff.
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May 31, 2016 18:42
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Monkey Fracas posted:how long are the episodes going to keep randomly starting with Janeway's British holodeck novel Up until she starts getting dicked out by a handsome Irish lad in Fair Haven. Her pussy makes him sentient or something like that I forget.
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Jun 1, 2016 17:38
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Cardassians have their own version of pinochle lol
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Jun 2, 2016 21:28
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Everyone hates Neelix cause he's comic relief but people forget the time he ordered a crew member to desecrate the burial mound of a primitive culture to make weapons from the bones.
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Jun 3, 2016 18:21
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Ein cooler Typ posted:there's no logical reason not to desecrate burial mounds The scene would work with Tuvok, explaining why it's okay. But it's the silly rat monkey guy with no pause to think about what they're doing. The crewman is shortly eaten by a lizard monster. Basics part 2 btw
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Jun 3, 2016 18:28
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happyhippy posted:This implies Dr Noonian Soong sitting at a workbench testing a robotic penis ejaculating over and over again. I seriously doubt that Data's penis ejaculates a simulacrum of jizz created by a protein powder mixed with water gathered from air condensation.
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Jun 3, 2016 21:48
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oldpainless posted:Troi was promoted as well Only after learning that
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Jun 5, 2016 03:09
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A Fancy Bloke posted:Ron Moore, who was responsible for every good Klingon episode of TNG, and who wrote a ton of amazing DS9 stuff, and who was behind the BSG reboot did like a month on the Voyager writing staff and quit in disgust He came back occasionally, one time teaming up with Bryan Fuller to make a B'Elanna episode that was actually interesting and character building, just to show he could spin gold out of poo poo. (Barge of the Dead)
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Jun 6, 2016 02:34
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No watch season 3 too, there's zombie vulcans and also 'Twilight'
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Jun 9, 2016 19:48
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I'm kind of worried that the new trek show will keep the moral and ethical quandary theme but add in lots more rape and grimdark. "Commander, the Prime Directive is clear. We cannot interfere with Rapetron VI, rape is a fundamental part of their culture. Who are we to decide the fate of an alien world?"
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Jun 11, 2016 04:57
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psychokitty posted:The Enterprise theme music alone is murder-suicide-inducing. I remember really liking it when the show first started, mainly because 9/11 was just a few weeks prior so the idea that everything was gonna be fine and we're gonna go to space and gently caress you Osama I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART YOU BITCH was pretty cathartic.
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Jun 13, 2016 20:29
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Data did the right thing.
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Jun 13, 2016 21:23
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You're mean shadow puppet
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Jun 13, 2016 21:26
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rocket_man38 posted:".....pitched a story with Alice Krige as a Starfleet medical technician who makes contact with the Borg from Season 2's "Regeneration" and becomes the Borg Queen. [12]" The Borg Queen wasn't human you stupid fucks.
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Jun 13, 2016 21:28
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criscodisco posted:Do you think any of the Borg that are around in Trek times are really Borg? I mean, their whole method of reproduction is via assimilation (except for in Q Who?, where there were incubators for Borg babies), and their cubes seem to explode a lot, so how many originals could there be left? I didn't mean the Borg Queen was an original Borg either. She;s from Species 125, which means she's almost certainly a delta quadrant species and not a Federation scientist. It was maybe a Trek book that played around with the idea that the Borg originated as a technological virus that eventually integrated organic lifeforms to achieve total perfection.
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Jun 13, 2016 22:03
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I mainly feel bad for famous gay porn star Anton Felchin. 
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Jun 20, 2016 16:08
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Well they went out of their way to make sure the word Ferengi never came up in that episode. The Borg episode was different. I guess they were trying to explain why the Borg seemed so obsessed with the Federation, a low-tech collection of planets on the other side of the galaxy from the Borg. According to the episode it's because Future-Borg contacted 22nd Century Borg and told them "These fuckers need to go" so that's why.
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Jun 29, 2016 18:49
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criscodisco posted:Well that's sort of out the window, since it was Q's designation of dangerous, not Starfleets. Q doesn't really give a poo poo about the Borg, other than a tool to intimidate Picard. Actually in the abortion of an episode Q2, Dad Q tells Son Q "Don't provoke the Borg!" as if there's some kind of danger the robot zombies could ever put the Q into.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:00
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criscodisco posted:Did Species 8472 even have ships? I seem to remember them just swimming through Fluidic Space. Seems like it'd be hard to mobilize strategic attacks on the Borg that way. Star Trek Armada 2 made a bunch of 8472 ships and they're basically the Zerg.
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Jun 30, 2016 21:32
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criscodisco posted:Didn't Enterprise have a species where all the ships and space stations were made from hundreds of tiny dodecahedral one-man ships? I liked that idea but you just know if you lived and worked inside your tiny ship it would smell like White Castle in like a week. They were called the Taliban.
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Jun 30, 2016 21:40
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Give me a pre-Surak Vulcan female and a half gallon of Yridian lube.
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Jun 30, 2016 22:13
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Janeway actually passed the test by hurling thousands and thousands of shuttlecraft into the Klingon ships. No one is quite sure where they all came from.
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Jul 1, 2016 17:14
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Haha Dark Matter is absolute garbage and I totally recommend it here in the Voyager thread. e: if you can stomach it through to the end you get this as a reward: 
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Jul 2, 2016 08:00
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Chomp8645 posted:Why is everyone (or is just goons) hating on Dark Matter so much? I mean it's not high art but it's decent Sci-fi. I liked the first season. But I'm telling you no joke it's all worth it for Willy Wheats trying to play an evil character.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:30
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They just announced that DS9 is getting the BluRay treatment, with completely updated graphics and effects! Actually no they didn't. But do you feel how hard your dick is right now?
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Jul 5, 2016 17:43
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Met posted:Ugh. Chakotay says in one of the earlier episodes, "Out here in the Delta Quadrant every old trick is new again." That one line of dialogue is a perfect summation of what's wrong with Voyager.
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Jul 5, 2016 23:11
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I am watching VOyager right now. Keep your eyes peeled for the fat little boy in a red wig that portrays "Young Janeway"
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Jul 6, 2016 22:00
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Shut up, it just hasn't happened yet The Eugenics Wars of 1992 just haven't had happened yet.
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Jul 7, 2016 17:11
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JediTalentAgent posted:I was just thinking something about the fast time planet episode: If time was passing at a rate of about 1 day a second, and they knew this and had some rudimentary understanding of their language and were observable via telescope, why not try to use the ship's external lighting or something to flash an extremely rapid on-off signal code to them? Or would that have not worked? Also why ever leave that planet? Chill out there for a few days and they'll have super duper warp drive and send you home. And then a few days later they'll rule the Galaxy.
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Jul 8, 2016 04:47
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Voyager's "Before and After" timeline is the best timeline. Kes marries Tom, Tom and Kes have a daughter, she's half Ocampan so she's a hot piece of rear end at two years old and then Harry Kim fucks her and makes a grandson for Tom.
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Jul 8, 2016 19:59
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Trast posted:Voyager was really speaking to it's fanbase with that one. Spec script by some guy named aatrek
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Jul 8, 2016 21:03
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Does anyone remember that old review of sub rosa? It goes through the whole story in excruciating detail and eventually reveals it to be an Anne Rice ripoff. I can't find it.
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Jul 14, 2016 18:44
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JediTalentAgent posted:What is the IP/copyright on replicated food? I mean, what if you go into a little hole in the wall and you find that perfect mashed potatoes and gravy or chocolate cake. Could you take an order to go and throw it into the replicator scanner and have it all the time? I'm reading a book right now called Trekonomics and it makes a compelling case for "prestige" and "reputation" being the fundamental currency of the Federation. So you wouldn't have to go to a brick and mortar location to get that specific chocolate cake because it would eagerly put it in the main database. And you wouldn't hide that chocolate cake file on a thumb drive, because having your name on that recipe as it is enjoyed by billions of satisfied citizens makes you wealthy in Federation society.
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Jul 21, 2016 17:54
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Noctone posted:My favorite TNG episode was that one where they found the cryogenically frozen Americans from the 90's and they were all like b-b-b-b-but MY CAPITALISM. I just watched it and The Neutral Zone is indeed cool and good. Patrick Stewart activated Shakespeare-mode when he tore Gordon Gecko a new rear end in a top hat at the end. Also Marc Alaimo. Also portent of Q Who though I don't think it was intentional at the time cause they hadn't come up with the Borg yet.
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Jul 21, 2016 18:24
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I had no trouble with the idea that war between interstellar empires will escalate exponentially. Replicator technology and clone troops/red shirts pretty much assures it.
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Jul 21, 2016 21:25
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Benzites vape 24/7
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Jul 27, 2016 02:22
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Vulcans are the Asians, duh. They left Earth after WW3 and only came back when they saw that we got our poo poo together. They pretend they're from another planet and that they're not related to us at all.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:oh my apologies to mr bumblescrumble curmoginan That con artist alien that pretends to be Satan has come to Earth in the form of an obese real estate developer with a big mouth. Neddy Seagoon posted:Jeffrey Combs is also fantastic
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