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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Scratchmo
Voyager was bad

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Wasn't there a whole series of these?

This video has some good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVc79FE5Bo

Also some good comments:

quote:

lol goons are fat and ugly and their gay website hasnt been funny since 2001

Six months ago

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Cetacean ops was just an excuse for humans to continue torturing killer whales in hellish seaworld prisons and to keep any more Whale Probes at bay

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Quuaaaaaarrrrrrrkkkk

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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plushpuffin posted:

I think those were the flight uniforms from Drive, season 7 episode 3.

Why on earth did they have special "competing in a race" uniforms

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Hey in the holodeck are images of characters projected with the sound of them speaking generated separately or does the projection include their lungs and tongue and whatever and the sound of speech, singing, instruments etc is all actually analogue

Fucked-Up Little Dog
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ShredsYouSay posted:

Don't you just love how wrong voyager gets science? Like water being scarce in space,
Also deuterium

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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LCARS doesn't have file directories, everyone just has to memorise everything they've created and know that the "Smith Theta" is their report for the captain and "Smith Zeta" is their shameful fanfiction. Also after they go through the Greek alphabet they're allowed to have a "Smith Theta 2" but after that they need to start again.

You also have to share with people who have the same surname, so Wesley's homework is often overwritten by Scottish romantic pulp

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Extremely triggered that Earth is considered part of the Vulcan sector

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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It was my uncle at Nintendo

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Wasn't it Stewart's insistence that he drives a dumb jeep around in the dirt for no reason in Nemesis

Fucked-Up Little Dog
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nine-gear crow posted:

Also I'm betting the Klingons don't have a Prime Directive, so half of their empire is probably made up of pre-warp civilizations that they just descended on and were like "Yeah, we're gods, we have weapons that can turn you to ash in an instant or blow whole cities up and we can fly between the stars faster than you can walk to the next village. We own this planet now, and anyone who disagrees gets a bat'leth to the face."

Basically just the Mongol horde with warp drive and photon torpedoes.

I like the idea that this happened to the Klingons themselves. Their religion includes killing their gods and it seems weird that someone in their society would have quietly invented warp drive and transporters and whatever while everyone else was just fighting and drinking. Maybe they overthrew an occupying force in their history.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Worf has a bit zit in that scene for no reason, too

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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I'm gonna cut out side panels in some tops to give the tabard look a go

Fucked-Up Little Dog
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InappropriateJazz posted:

What book is this from, please?
It's this, The Art Of Star Trek, 1997. It's great!



Lots of cool concept art

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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I use NordVPN and now I'm worried the Tal Shiar are going to disappear my family

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Can someone please stop people on Strange New Worlds saying "enterprise" instead of "the enterprise"

Thanks in advance

Fucked-Up Little Dog
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Dabir posted:

There aren't *any* specific locations on Borg ships. All functionality is distributed throughout the ship.
Especially the cum

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

what purpose in the dominion does the planet of the angry face painted body builders have?

Look at this guy that doesn't understand how important tulaberries are

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Outpost22 posted:

How many people could you fit in that thing?

The purple example pic with a Galaxy class docked at a pylon shows how (albeit inconsistently with the defiant docked at the ring) absolutely massive DS9 potentially is

What is supposed to be inside the pylons, is it just a ladder, lift shaft and a terrifying dark emptiness all around?

Fucked-Up Little Dog
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galagazombie posted:

dude I literally have photographic evidence

sometimes they just screwed up

There are phaser emitters right there on the pylons, this is them going all-out firing with everything they have at the Borg, right?

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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You never went to space on shrooms?

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redshirt posted:

Are the Cardassians also evolved from that ancient progenitor species that seeded the galaxy? That Not A Founder Alien lady?

Yeah definitely, Cardassians were one of the races that showed up at the end saying "ho ho ho, thanks for solving the riddle, we'll be taking that"

Fucked-Up Little Dog
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With a queue of other dastardly races lining up behind them waiting to take a turn to say "ha ha, no, it is we that will be taking that"

Fucked-Up Little Dog
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I'm pretty sure Pulaski would do a prostate exam the old-fashioned way even if she could use a tricorder

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Hollismason posted:

The best Sisko reaction was when he learned Odo got laid " That's nice!"

:hmmyes:

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counterfeitsaint posted:

This is not an isolated incident. I went looking for a good youtube clip of the classic "YUM YUM" scene from STD. There's not a good one, but instead I found this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnlxugk3Qb0

Wow this confused me at first because I thought this must be a bad SNL skit or something. I'm glad I stopped watching Disco!!!

Fucked-Up Little Dog
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Endless Trash posted:

tbf it’s a webisode

Ah that's a bit different yeah. Still sucks

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Fucked-Up Little Dog
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"We're pregnant...with flavour" has entirely redeemed all of NuTrek

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