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sweet geek swag posted:A more accurate read is that section 31 is probably just 10-20 people who have wormed their way into critical but not necessarily high ranking positions throughout Starfleet.
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# ¿ May 5, 2020 08:11 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 12:00 |
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Eighties ZomCom posted:Holo-Brahms would've thrown herself at Riker if it was his simulation, and would've self destructed if it was Barclays.
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 11:44 |
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Imagine being a daycare teacher on your first day on the Enterprise, just back from the briefing where they told you what red alert means and you figure, okay, pretty intense, but surely it's one of those things you need to know on a ship like this but no one anticipates an actual emergency and it just keeps going off
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 16:22 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:in his quarters and at Ten-Forward.
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 20:30 |
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sweet geek swag posted:The borg were custom designed to be defeated by a civilization that has +10 to mad science as an attribute.
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 06:36 |
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WilWheaton posted:seems better than picard
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# ¿ May 9, 2020 09:35 |
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a Star Trek TNG porn parody where the battle and saucer section gently caress
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# ¿ May 9, 2020 09:39 |
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Commence separation maneuver. Commence connecting maneuver. Commence separation maneuver. Commence connecting maneuver. Commence separation maneuver. Commence connecting maneuver, deeper. Captain, if we used the sex drive to slightly reposition ourselves, we could achieve a more than 37% increase in separation and reconnection speed. - Make it so. Commander Riker, I want you to execute the maneuver manually. oh yeah baby keep going don't worry I've had my Jefferies tubes tied
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# ¿ May 9, 2020 09:44 |
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you mean Doctor Pudenda
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# ¿ May 9, 2020 10:24 |
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How do you come up with and shoot an episode like Yesterday's Enterprise and not have Worf appear at the end as the Klingon captain, that kind of twist should have been TV writing 101 even in the 90s.
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 17:23 |
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Imagine living next to Worf like you're that daycare teacher fresh from the red alert briefing and you're told, oh yeah your quarters are next to the chief of security's. Oh good, you think, he's probably pretty straight laced but bound to be a professional, maybe I'll get to know him. And I mean you'd be right in a way but
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# ¿ May 12, 2020 10:32 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Actors hate that sort of stuff, it sucks all the energy out of their performances when their physicality is limited for long stretches at a time.
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# ¿ May 16, 2020 20:00 |
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Tribbles
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# ¿ May 17, 2020 09:55 |
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Powered Descent posted:If memory serves, they one showed someone walking into or out of it once, in seven years: Number One walking out onto the bridge, presumably after taking a Number Two.
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# ¿ May 17, 2020 20:33 |
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Danaru posted:We look for things that make us go Communist Walrus posted:Giving up on makeup and saying "ah gently caress it, they're still aliens" is a rich Trek tradition. See also Troi, Guinan, Malcolm McDowell in Generations, the immortal muck farmers in Insurrection, and a bunch more that I'm probably forgetting. Like they don't even give any of them a wacky hairstyle. On the one hand it was pretty clever to make the Pakled all fat and jolly looking and it would have been neat if they'd similarly made some budget alien civilizations just by casting actors who are really tall or short or bald have some other common external characteristic. On the other that kind of approach needs a very sensitive touch or you get Ligonians.
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# ¿ May 18, 2020 09:12 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:A problem for dealing with holo Doctors who are unfit for purpose is what do you do with them? You can't just discharge them to find their own way because they need a specialized environment with holo-emitters everywhere. (Assuming they didn't have the ability to just replicate portable emitters for all.) They aren't programed to enjoy just sitting around doing nothing, they need purpose.
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 06:58 |
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Frog Act posted:i enjoy in-universe explanations but for the TOS pilot it's really just: they had no idea what they were doing yet
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 21:43 |
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And also as head of security the whole process is handled by Worf
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 19:01 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:You know what? Why does everyone get to sit except that position?
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# ¿ May 23, 2020 07:45 |
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alpaca diseases posted:(Transmits the goatman to enemy viewscreen)
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# ¿ May 25, 2020 11:46 |
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Temba, his anus wide
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# ¿ May 25, 2020 21:26 |
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The Defector is very good.
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# ¿ May 28, 2020 18:43 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Neelix isn't a hard character to fix (aside from the whole Kes matter ), the trick is to frame his happy-go-luck disposition as covering for a whole lot of depression and bad memories that he'd rather forget and let the mask slip once in a while to remind the audience.
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# ¿ May 29, 2020 06:43 |
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Lister posted:The people in charge believe that a story beginning and ending in a single episode is less likely to get watches on streaming platforms compared to stories with a mystery or hook that resolves little by little throughout the season.
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# ¿ May 31, 2020 10:30 |
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Get Taika Waititi to direct and I'm sold. Make a sister show about young Dr. Lazarus and his half-sister who get along just great.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 18:50 |
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Tighclops posted:My prediction about Lower Decks is that it will more closely resemble other things that are popular than Star Trek as per the last two CBS projects
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 20:59 |
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I do and they would have made it either a one-off themed planet that clashed with Federation values for an episode, or the Ferengi homeworld.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 14:19 |
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Makes me wonder if Phil Farrand watches Picard and writes about it. Probably still in shock from the swearing, if so. e: or frantically rewriting his TNG books because Picard added new elements to The Canon
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 18:21 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Well, I just watched The Offspring. That made me hate the Picard show a whole lot more and now I am sad.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2020 07:18 |
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Oh my god... I asked for a Marenghi-type mystery with an opponent capable of defeating Data.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 10:20 |
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Allegiance was an interesting one to watch against the background of the current "how much does the crew learn" question. Like, if you're Picard, do you eventually tell everyone who was in Ten Forward that it was an impostor, or do you swallow your pride and let them believe that sometimes the Captain holds a singalong session? e: and hypothetically if you ever get made into a puppet of Starfleet's greatest enemy and used to murder hundreds of your peers, are you ever tempted to reuse the impostor excuse? My Lovely Horse fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jun 7, 2020 |
# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 21:31 |
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You start out like "I worked so hard to get assigned to the Enterprise, it's everyone's dream to work under Captain Picard, I'm so glad it worked out" and three weeks later you're holed up in a Jefferies tube with an illegal subspace transmitter frantically broadcasting PLEASE GET ME THE HELL OFF THIS SHIP I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT HOW STARFLEET DAYCARES ARE RUN on Romulan hailing frequencies
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 21:44 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I remember reading somewhere that Patrick Stewart would drive the production staff crazy by saying "hey, this seems like a great time to separate the saucer. shouldn't we separate here, guys?" during shoots. Or maybe it was notes he'd send the writers after he read the script, I don't remember.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 06:54 |
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I wonder what kind of racist caricature the Ferengi was in the original rejected pulp adventure script that eventually became Captain's Holiday.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 21:34 |
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:Does Picard have a “falls in love with something clearly not real” moment? Can’t remember
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 11:06 |
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Gutcruncher posted:Wasn’t there an episode where Picard and Riker were fighting over the same holo-lady or was that just one of my sexy dreams.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 15:27 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:I wonder how much of that episode had to be rewritten because Stewart was stamping his feet that he wanted to be Indiana Jones for a change.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 17:57 |
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It's been actual decades since I've read Phil Farrand's pedantic books but I distincly remember him extrapolating that Riker's love interest must have a penis and going on about how he didn't have him down as someone interested in, I believe the phrase was "flat-chested boys".
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 06:57 |
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I actually lied, I'm re-reading his takes on each episode as I make my way through the show, out of curiosity, and maybe to reconnect with my teenage self I guess? let me tell you he has very strong opinions on Who Watches The Watchers and also The Final Frontier
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 13:58 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 12:00 |
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Riker you have no business getting huffy about Barclay's holodeck scenarios, he never got the Enterprise jacked
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 20:27 |