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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I'd voyage her if you know what I mean! :q:

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Is it just me or was Troi way hotter in the Starfleet uniforms than she was in her yoga suit or crazy lady dresses?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 07:23

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

At the start she wore that dress uniform and boots and it was p awesome.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 08:42

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I'm mixed race and holy poo poo, the episode about BLT being split into two people is poo poo.

I just started rewatching the series and holy poo poo, that's the worst episode so far.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 02:22

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

shovelbum posted:

Doesn't she have like a savage half and lame rear end half

That's a perfect explanation. Her human self was terrible.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 02:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Alan_Shore posted:

No

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 02:42

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I just realized that I have the season 1 extras and holy poo poo it's funny watching these fuckers defend their poo poo show.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 02:44

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I honestly really like Voyager. I'm really crying on the inside.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 02:45

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

They make a big deal about getting Jeri Taylor on board, like that's a big win for women.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 03:07

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

How disappointed am I going to be by this training the maquis to be starfleet episode?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 03:20

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Lol at chakotay bitch slapping a crew member.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 03:22

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Is the opener to season 2 really the bullshit Amelia Earhart episode?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 03:57

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Oh, you're gonna love this episode. Wait till you get to the best/most-insulting part. You'll know it when it happens.

Those beautiful cities that we never see?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 04:16

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Janeway treats Kes like a slave when she shows off her ear!

:eyepop:

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 04:18

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Holy poo poo, this episode where chakotay has flashbacks about his adventures with estaban is terrible.

Rubber people.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 12:30

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Holy poo poo this is a bad episode.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 13:03

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Neddy Seagoon posted:

There's a planet full of native American settlers out in the DMZ between Cardassian and Federation space, and that's where Chakotay's from.

Several hundred years later and native Americans still get their land stolen from them. :sad:

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 13:48

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

How does he have a little beep boop flashy lighty computer box that makes him trip balls? How is that a thing?

How is that NOT a thing?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 18:46

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Yeah, it was pretty obviously inconsistent about the earring.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 20:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

meow

I had a legit milf crush on Kate Mulgrew when Voyager originally aired. She... did not age gracefully. Still nowhere as bad as Kes, though.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 08:18

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Also, so the plants all look like earth except some really unconvincing alien roots we lazily threw some dirt on and then pretended to dig them up.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 17:08

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sloober posted:

Does this?

Because it is

She looks like a purposely bad custom player model I would make in a PlayStation 1 NBA game.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 17:12

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Chakotay sneaks out of the house to go to the Kazon Pi Ogla frat party and gets date raped by Seska.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 07:52

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I joined the Miles High Club and now I can't care less why this old dude thinks Janeway is his daughter.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 08:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Course: Oblivion;

Voyager's fancy new Enhanced Warp Drive is causing the ship to fall apart at the molecular level except, whoops, it's actually replicant Voyager from the Demon Planet. I actually like this one, but the ending is a wet fart that could've been overcome by leaving a probe or something that wasn't a silver-blood duplicate for the real Voyager to find instead of "What's this weird silver cloud? Nevermind, let's just keep on going".

The ending might not have been so bad if Voyager didn't always hit the reset button every episode. Like in a good show, it would have been a cruel twist of an ending.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 08:23

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ugh, now it's the robot from the Queen album cover, guest starring on Voyage.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 08:30

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Neddy Seagoon posted:

An actual time capsule ending would've been a much better ending, especially when they set up the chekov's gun of non-Voyager items being unaffected. "We found this probe/device a few days/months ago, let's use it to store our logs and poo poo!"

_{Aside from the whole "How do we stop passing on that super-cool Enhanced Warp Drive to the real crew" thing.}

They try to duplicate it but BLT can't compensate for the capacitive quantum flux frequency variations no matter how much she rotates the tachyon particle array.

They cut 10 years off their trip but never try it again.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 08:41

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Oh poo poo guys, it just happened to me.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 10:03

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Am I high or didn't they use this Chakotay quote in promotions for Voyager to make it sound like he was excited about an upcoming episode?

quote:

CHAKOTAY: To be honest, it's almost frightening. Up till now, it's all been theory. I never thought it would actually happen. Are we ready for it?"

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 10:13

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I'm not gonna lie, when Voyager first aired, I thought that gangways Janeway's line about females initiating mating was clever.

I was like 13.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 11:36

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Tuvok with emotions sounds like an angry Barack Obama.

Also, this episode is really heavy handed but still a good death penalty debate story.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 11:39

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

When I covertly contact the Kazon I do it in the dark with a bright red light flashing the whole time.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 12:01

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The laptop screens in Voyager are stupid thick. The worst part is that they're loving props. They could have made them paper thin if they'd wanted to.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 12:26

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Guys, I'm gonna watch st: tmp extended edition. Pray for my soul.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

"Special Longer Version"

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:35

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Is this actually shorter or what?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Evek posted:

Thats the TV/Home Video Cut. Its longer because they threw in a bunch of unfinished deleted scenes.

So it is a really unnecessarily long cut off the movie?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:41

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The vectrex video game style graphics are kind of charming to my broke brain, millennial self.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:48

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Oh my God, I don't care about Spock's bullshit on Vulcan.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:53

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:33

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Shatner with the slimming tunic.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:54

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