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A-koo-chee-moya. *trips balls on futuristic LSD dispenser for vision quests*
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:19 |
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Chekotay is really really bad. Do they ever explain why and how he is a native American? Is he from that one TOS planet? Or wait, that was a TNG planet Jack-Off Lantern fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Feb 12, 2017 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Chekotay is really really bad. Do they ever explain why and how he is a native American? Is he from that one TOS planet? There's a planet full of native American settlers out in the DMZ between Cardassian and Federation space, and that's where Chakotay's from.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:34 |
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Holy poo poo, this episode where chakotay has flashbacks about his adventures with estaban is terrible. Yeah, the backstory of the rubber people was a bit of a stretch.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:44 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:There's a planet full of native American settlers out in the DMZ between Cardassian and Federation space, and that's where Chakotay's from. Several hundred years later and native Americans still get their land stolen from them.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:48 |
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I mean, it's stupid that native Americans would leave earth in a post scarcity utopia to live as settlers in a war zone. Is the Amish Planet right next to them or was that next to the Space Nazi one?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:51 |
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Next to the Space Irish planet. No, not that Space Irish planet. The other one.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:55 |
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MorgaineDax posted:A-koo-chee-moya. future me in a nutshell
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 14:31 |
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Between vision quest drugs in a box, replicators, alcohol with no hangovers, and programmable holodecks, I don't know how the gently caress anyone gets anything done. Barclay had the right idea.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 14:48 |
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Isn't Synthehol without any intoxicating effects? That's why Quarks makes mad cash, he has real booze he charges a premium for.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 17:16 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Isn't Synthehol without any intoxicating effects? That's why Quarks makes mad cash, he has real booze he charges a premium for. Pretty sure you're right, that or its incredibly mild. There's also the romulan contraband wine that's always smuggled around and the wiskey scotty had stashed away in TOS. It seems if you want to get properly hosed up you gotta go outside of federation regulations
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 17:22 |
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Yeah, everyone says Synthehol really sucks.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 17:22 |
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I think the one of the Trek wikis said it started out life as a con for Ferenghi negotiations: Both Ferenghi would be drinking, but one of them would be drinking synth so they maintained their sobriety as negotiations wore on. Eventually every one of them figured out this con and started to use it and then someone realized they could make a bunch of money selling alcohol that had none of the negative moderate-to-long term effects but still got you a little drunk while you were drinking it.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 17:31 |
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Synthehol still gets you drunk, but you can mentally brush off the effects somehow.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 18:34 |
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Synthehol is probably just 3.2 beer.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 18:35 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Chekotay is really really bad. Do they ever explain why and how he is a native American? Is he from that one TOS planet? Yeah they do, actually. You see, his tribe is descendents of ancient humans interbreeding with aliens who are exactly like native American stereotypes and vision quests work and are real because they're the result of alien DNA
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 18:38 |
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How does he have a little beep boop flashy lighty computer box that makes him trip balls? How is that a thing?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 18:43 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:How does he have a little beep boop flashy lighty computer box that makes him trip balls? How is that a thing? How is that NOT a thing?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 18:46 |
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Because it's for his ~culture~! I do like how Starfleet has completely different standards for what counts as appropriate on a ship though. Worf can have his giant Miss Congeniality sash over his uniform, and Chakotay can have face tats and e-peyote, but Bajorans can't wear their earrings without getting bitched out for it.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 19:00 |
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To be fair it may just be a gently caress the bajroams thing
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 19:10 |
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Isn't the earring thing explicitly religious instead of cultural?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 19:17 |
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Yeah, it was pretty obviously inconsistent about the earring.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 20:06 |
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MorgaineDax posted:Because it's for his ~culture~! tbf that was likely just Picard being extremely chill with his crew. He was fine with Troi walking around in civvies, but Jellico put an end to that poo poo fast. I doubt anyone would bitch if a random bajoran wore their earring, they just gave Ro poo poo because she had a bad rep re: getting a ton of officers killed a few years prior.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 20:34 |
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MorgaineDax posted:Because it's for his ~culture~! To be fair, I can see how some jangly metal thing that could get caught on something and rip part of your ear out during an away mission would be frowned upon.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 20:49 |
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MorgaineDax posted:Space Irish planet
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 20:51 |
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Finishing up Enterprise season 1. The constant blue balls for Risa was pretty funny. Degenerate Vulcan ambassador was cool. Starting the finale now.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 22:41 |
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ACRE & EQUAT posted:I liked 11:59. This episode was great because apparently nobody bothered actually looking that up. " My family was heavily involved with and basically are the ones responsible for the mars missions and mars exploration. It's all we talk about." "Uhhhh no?" " What?" "I know every single person involved and none of your family had anything to do with it" Space Crabs fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Feb 12, 2017 |
# ? Feb 12, 2017 23:23 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Finishing up Enterprise season 1. The constant blue balls for Risa was pretty funny. Degenerate Vulcan ambassador was cool. Starting the finale now. People give enterprise a lot of poo poo but given the standard of star trek its mostly fine with some genuinely solid episodes scattered throughout. Holy poo poo does it have a rough start and finish though.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 00:26 |
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Nah, Enterprise is loving poo poo. "Why back on Earth we do things differently." - is most of series 1. Edit: Even though we nearly killed ourselves in WW3, and are copying Vulcan tech to get ahead, all you aliens are weird and evil. Only we humans are virtuous. - rest of Enterprise
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 00:46 |
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happyhippy posted:Nah, Enterprise is loving poo poo. *while rubbing blue goop all over a hot lady's tits* humans are superior
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 00:56 |
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happyhippy posted:Nah, Enterprise is loving poo poo. What else would the first humans to go that far do? If that bothers you it is the setting, not the shows fault.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 00:58 |
enterprise was worse for the time it was set it. Just like STI is gonna suffer for it too. There's nothing interesting about star trek portrayed as "the same, but less so"
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 01:02 |
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 02:23 |
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This used to be real life. Boxed software was hip. A Cassiopeia PDA was your entree to a more organized world. I feel bad for anyone who did not live through these 1990's
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 02:34 |
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the 90's were a hell of a drug
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 02:37 |
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also well done hiding that gently caress who played neelix
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 02:38 |
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drat Harry Kims vinyl or whatever shirt can't breath much....getting my impulse manifold overheated thinking about it iykwim
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 02:38 |
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Jennifer Lien is tragically cute. What a shame
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 02:39 |
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"I carried this printer through the entire Delta quadrant for you."
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 02:39 |
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Harveygod posted:"I carried this printer through the entire Delta quadrant for you." loving l o l
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