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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

Dogs were hunted to extinction because they infact suck

see, this is actually star trek/starfleet having indoctrinated you from an early age
dont you see???

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

treiz01 posted:

Somebody hasn't watched Enterprise!

I don't blame you though.

im not going to watch that poo poo and ruin my star trek experience of a lifetime, are you crazy
never going to watch those dumbass new movies either

i am doing this RIGHT

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

whales are actually driving the enterprise and CBS doesnt want you to know

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

criscodisco posted:

That was retarded because Archer took Porthos down to a planet for a first contact meeting, then couldn't grasp why they got offended when the dog pissed all over their historic landmarks.

he should have whipped it out and pissed all over em too
everyone on earth pisses everywhere anyway, why not just start now

put me in charge of the spaceship

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

*lights joint in jeffery's tube*
"heh heh heh, welcome to the Miles high club"

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

VectorSigma posted:

what's really goofy is when they vaporize a hundred tons of rock in an instant from ten feet away and inside a cave and all it does is just disappear.

hey where does the heat go, hmmm

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

you've been at it all your life
all those hours in front of a mirror, practicing
countless stardates

finally you get a part on star trek
you get to fly the ship!
also in scene: troi, obrien

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

romulans are boring

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

im that 80s guy they wake up from the cryostasis

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

and then the other one

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

preview of more romulans:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

guys its creepy you know that, just fyi

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

q did the borg

think about it
borg _q_ueen

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

yea im super confused if i can hang out with you guys anymore

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ohhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ok all is forgiven

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

shadow puppet of a posted:

Sorry you got a glimpse into the horrific mental rolodex of actress-chat that came about from having a life lived before the internet and growing up watching first run TNG in the hopes of seeing babes in what was often the only venue available to do that in.

i actually shouldnt have been so hasty because i remember really enjoying her as a teenager, sorry sorry *bows*

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

sidenote: lexx was good for that sort of thing

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

janeway acts like a red squad alumni so that all works out

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

qapla!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

in the special edition the caretaker array shoots first

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Cthulu Carl posted:

I'm watching the DS9 episodes where Sisko, Dax and Bashir get beamed back to the 21st century for the riots or whatever.

I remember thinking the first time I saw this "LOL, there's no way any of this would happen by 2024, things are going so great!"

Now I'm like "Unemployment ghettos and labor riots is a really optimistic portrayal of the US in eight years."

we havent even encountered the clone wars yet...

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i like the episode where the dead body of the crewman is resurrected by the aliens because i always wanted that to happen to me when i was 5

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

watch lexx

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i wonder how much of a rave it becomes on the enterprise if you get 100 people all asking for directions constantly

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zuObd_gSKw

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

william riker's terrible horrible no-good very bad day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmvMfhHyBRI

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

All of season 1 of Lexx (which is the least weird and really cool) is on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFRe4nl8ugM

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

why wasnt data gyroscopically stabilized when the ship banged around

did he wobble just to look more human

what a maroon

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

millions of falling calculations every nanosecond

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

yo lemme hold your lute for a minute

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i like astrometrics
but its just a planetarium
is that really the best place for the robot

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

on the enterprise d and e, dolphins did that job

7of9 is doing the job of a fish

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

which holodeck program would you most want as a syndicated show

edit: asking for a friend

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Apollodorus posted:

Bashir & O'Brien: Battles Throughout History

> Battle of Britain
> Battle of Clontarf
> Battle of the Alamo
> Battle of Thermopylae

I think those are all the ones they specifically mentioned; presumably there were many others too.

i want this too but im pretty sure they just run off into the bushes and gently caress

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ok guys, we'll be our own squad here. miles i need you to use the mg42 as covering fire and julian you.... guys?... hello?.... poo poo the allies are coming, gently caress

i hate playing with you two, just come out already

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

GREAT, you hurt your shoulder AGAIN

THIS CLAN SUCKS

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