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I was watching Voyager (like, season 2) once with my Dad once, and he told me that he had the hots for B'Elanna - and then he asked me who I liked. I truthfully told him Kes. I still think he was testing my sexuality. (should have said Harry)
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Barry Foster posted:There are three. Doggy hurts my butthole :(
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Oct 24, 2021 23:02
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A true Klingon would have just punched the barrel away. (and his son)
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CainFortea posted:
O'Neill: "Kill your gods. Two Ls." Teal'C: "False gods. Dead False Gods." Jackson: "THINK OF YOUR LITERATURE" Carter: "achstually sir"
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Eighties ZomCom posted:The Ancients were essentially wizards with no sense of right or wrong who littered the galaxies with various doomsday devices and it never occured to them to disable or destroy them before abandoning them. well, when you are on the run from the other god faction, you gotta look after yourself once or twice
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chaosbreather posted:Yep. The key issue with the MCU is the Avengers are superheroes with, necessarily, the knowledge and power to save the planet because that is their job, but they aren’t allowed to save the planet, just keep it in stasis, owned by the current people who are destroying it. Superhero: "Look, I can totally fix everything and everyone will be happy" Good Ol' USA: "No, the power of democracy forbids it!" Superhero: "Ok I'm switching sides, I'm a Supervillain, I'll totally fix everything and everyone will be happy...by force " USA: "Curse you! Bring up the B side, which has been training under ex-Superhero!" Supervillain: "Curse you! They know my weaknesses!" <repeat>
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Jan 12, 2022 05:01
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Well, it's time for the rewatch of TNG (before rewatching VOY and starting DS9 at the same time) And holy gently caress, I had no idea just how racist Code of Honor really was as a kid :O and those poor twinks in Angel One
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oh gently caress I've reached the first TNG crossover with DS9, but i haven't watched any DS9 gently caress do I watch these concurrently? do I even need to care after a certain point?! what about Voyager??!
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Ghostlight posted:no - they're just advertising that they have another series running. there's some things introduced in tng that ds9 greatly expands on, but there's very little going the other way since ds9 was an experiment and tng was the established flagship show. Thank gently caress, I don't think I could watch all 3 at once
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mediaphage posted:lmao what i missed that one Janeway's pet should be Tuvix, and the episode is the hand wrangling about putting down a pet and telling her children that "it was best for them"
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Prurient Squid posted:At some time, someone posted that the reason why everyone in Star Trek is obsessed with 4D chess is that they've sated every kind of sexual desire and peccadillo in the holodeck and are now prepared to appreciate the finer points of cool intellectual pursuits. But thinking about it, that's not all that far from the Next Gen concept which was almost a kind of demilitaried hedonism arc where humanity has an enlightened view of sex. "I have had all the sex in the galaxy, so now I must play chess as my repentance, because Rome is dead and I can't start a war".
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Mar 3, 2022 23:27
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Prurient Squid posted:Because people mentioned Hawaii and Neelix. The rose amongst the prickled thorns
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Prurient Squid posted:Have we mentioned the greatest thing to come out of the franchise yet? My Dad loves Star Trek. My Mum only knows this song, and sings it everytime anytime Star Trek is mentioned in anyway in any conversation. They are divorced.
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Hollismason posted:Apparently Star Trek TNG is leaving Netflix in April 2022. So I mean one less reason to have Netflix but seriously this is agravating. This is how I go to sleep at night. I'm just finishing up s7 now, good to know! God drat Geordi, your mum is dead, let go
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After starting from ep1 of TNG, I have reached the Sex Ghost episode. What the gently caress is happening here
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This episode is like my mum's romance novels, I think she would like it.
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Ok so I finished TNG and started DS9 again (so now I know what the gently caress is going down with Bajorans and Cardassians, who are awesome) The OP theme sucks, but I can live with it. But the Doctor guy sucks, he's like a lovely wannabe Tom Paris crossed with a well...who the gently caress knows, a cardboard cutout doctor who isn't Robert Picardo. Does he get to be a cool dude? (I'm only just about to finish s1)
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Jose Oquendo posted:I’ve never seen this take on Bashir. He starts out as a naive nerd which is the exact opposite of Paris. So far, all I'm seeing outside of doctor-work is that he's trying to hit on Dax a lot because she's got the slug in her (to be fair I think all humans would)
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Oh, you haven't seen some of the best Teal'c moments yet then. They really let him loosen up a bit in the later seasons "I have heard rumors of a place where warriors do battle in a pit of jello"
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Clark Nova posted:nerds hate the normal, safe and loving japanese wife If you're not a sexually available coffee pot for Janeway, how can you call yourself a Star Trek fan
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:tom paris had the tragic backstory of having been tom paris had the tragic backstory of failing to kill Wesley 
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Is this some weird Tuvix 2.0 episode I missed?? A Kes/Neelix hybrid? (oh god)
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Just had a marathon of Generations/First Contact/Insurrection/Nemesis Generations is good enough as the framing device for two captains First Contact is great we all know it Insurrection is truly the most boring, my god its a mountain hike Nemesis ain't that bad, everyone who hates it is crazy, it's got Ron Pearlman in it so its good My Dad thinks I'm wrong, only because he thinks he knows everything because he watched TOS as it actually aired.
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Actual Satan posted:Cast your star trek bible Quark = Judas
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Big Beef City posted:Spot actually piloted Data's daughter around from the inside THE GALAXY IS ON ORION'S BELT
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Automatic Slim posted:Abominations are people too. Sometimes. 
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Lieutenant junior grade Worf, getting my rear end kicked by Yar, who then gets killed by an oil slick. Ready to assume my position as rear end-kickee.
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punishedkissinger posted:i think people like Friends and Seinfeld still because they have relatable human characters and not a bunch of weirdos with sticks up their butts like most Trek shows. Friends: I want to get laid, and I try not to be an rear end in a top hat :( Seinfield: I get laid, even though I'm an rear end in a top hat >:D Trek: I want to get laid, but my species are genetic assholes :|
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Most attractive Star Trek males 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:https://twitter.com/TheKateMulgrew/status/1575623703718526976 I am currently rewatching Voyager, and I just finished s2e13 (cheesy robot wars) - I am 1 episode away. (listen, Threshold could have been awesome)
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I don't know why people gave it such poo poo, half the tng eps and 3/4 TOS are total trash too. Well, it was a pretty standard episode for ~ 2/3 of it - science, technobabble, crewman who is actually a traitor, medical emergency with a snarky Doctor.... ....until Paris dies and is reborn as a freak, evolves and grows extra hearts and spits a tongue out, talks like a 3 year old (LET ME OUT...PLEEEASSEEE), kidnaps Janeway to go and gently caress, slither out some slimy kids, and were magically un-evolved turned back within ~ 1/3 of an episode. (I guess that's not a bad ratio)
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Aoi posted:O'Brien is like the only dude out there whose Mirror Universe version is basically the exact same person. In an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, someone surely has to be the unhappiest person in all of them. Why not the same person?
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External Organs posted:I think they contrived the very bad Paris / Torres relationship so they could just write less total episodes about them and make all their episodes terrible character combinations. I think they did this so they wouldn't need about writing about Paris trying to gently caress literally any female (or Harry) on the ship. Or worry about Torres / Vorik
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Prurient Squid posted:Two player coop has Keiko. Lots of friendly fire :\
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Those are some big-rear end badges (yes that's the first thing I noticed)
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Hollismason posted:Wait is there someone who's just living in the Federation without work and just making porn all day long constantly for others to enjoy "Sigh, PornProducer1, I'm just running out of ideas. There's only so many racial combinations I can think of!" "I know what you mean, PornProducer2, even that weird race with the egg sac on the back can only give so many fetish scenes before it's passé." *Threshold occurs* *both look at each other* *a true pornography renaissance occurs*
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I watched the whole trailer, looks like it’s trying to replicate the feel of beloved Star Trek film, Star Trek Nemesis, but like darker. Well goodness I'm in for that
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