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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Pick posted:

Eugenics Wars are references in Space Seed tos iirc ??

Correct, the real answer is that in early TNG they weren't sure how much of TOS they wanted to acknowledge "really" happened and if anyone even raised the objection at the time, somebody probably just said "eh, just ignore it".

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






mods changed my name posted:

I remember once on Regis and Kathy Lee, Regis was like "And today on the show we have Jon Lithgow [I cant remember specifically who] from Third Rock From The Sun" and Kathy Lee was like "Haha I sure would like to be there right now and get away from this cold winter!" or something and Regis just kinda looked suicidal maybe for a moment

I remember one time Kathie Lee hosted some Christmas special in her palatial mansion with a grand hall staircase and an opulently decorated tree nearly reaching her 30-foot ceiling while telling the audience "you don't need money to be happy".

Some people need to justify their right to exist

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






PenisMonkey posted:

I’m on round four of watching TNG, DS9, Voyager, and Enterprise. I have to say the only episode I skip every single time is the DS9 baseball episode. gently caress baseball.

FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Gildiss posted:

My wife.
Its the old mans birthday and the lady with massive hair has poisoned the party whistle thing and the guy behind them is making sure the murder goes as planned.

Mad points for understanding Garak from a single photo.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Big Mean Jerk posted:

Imagine being a cast member stuck with those people in the middle of the ocean for days on end. A convention full of Star Trek nerds that you can’t ever escape.

It's like the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again!

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






sweet geek swag posted:

I'm a star trek fan. Having futile hope in humanity comes with the territory.

This isn't humanity, it's television

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Kitchner posted:

Basically yes.

While global warming is obviously a big problem, its not going to wipe us out within the next 30 minutes, whereas nuclear war could have been that sudden. The human race is under threat, but not immediate threat, which is some ways is worse because everyone seems to be ignoring it until the last minute.

Like if you were re-writing trek history the 3rd world War being a nuclear exchange could be dumped and replaced with a 3rd world war over basics like food and water after the sea levels rise a huge amount.

You don't even have to change anything, that portion of the history was left deliberately vague. WWIII can go nuclear after one side or another gets desperate enough in a melange of starvation and coastal devastation and internal strife, or one of the early warning systems malfunctions and triggers retaliatory strikes (as almost happened several times IRL), or whatever. The particular socioeconomic causes were never specified, largely because at the time everyone just assumed the Cold War would eventually go hot, but we've still got plenty of reasons of our own.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






PenisMonkey posted:

Do you think the Enterprise D’s crystals were just Geordi’s old cum rags?

Why do you think scrubbing the plasma conduits was always such a threatening punishment?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Computer, make a chick version of myself who's down to boogie

Save to shared network folder

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Neddy Seagoon posted:

To be fair, that seems like a pretty reasonable thing to do as part of biometrics and record-keeping in a universe where weird poo poo happens on a daily basis. Having their full DNA template and physical appearance helps to reconstruct someone after the alien of the week turns them into a shambling semi-beastial horror.

Yeah, that's just the future equivalent of taking someone's photo and biometrics for their secure ID. And then using them to create AI-assisted fake porn.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Bobby Deluxe posted:

so my question is what the gently caress did she get up to at the chaya 7 caucuses for the computer to decide that she should bang geordi

A 9.73% margin of error is pretty drat wide when we're talking about someone's whole personality, and that's just what the computer could reconstruct from available records. It probably filled in the rest with Barclay's holosmut algorithms.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Bobby Deluxe posted:

the previous episode i watched said the holodeck was 'light and replicated matter' so i suspect it uses fields to keep the matter suspended as gaseous clouds, pushing them to the edges of the projection when it needs to feel 'solid'

meaning they are essentially sentient cum robots

Sounds like a fleshlight to me

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Tony Todd is a fuckin boss.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Pick posted:

muthafuckin third shap, bitch

Allamarain!

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







:phoneb::phoneline::allears:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






computer angel posted:

To save money Odo's just a trash can of jelly that talks in dialogue heavy scenes.

I'm imagining this really cheesy 80s effect where they superimpose Rene Auberjonois' face on the surface of some orange jello with VHS chroma key and it's incredible.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






pentyne posted:

Even funnier when you start realizing that logic and rational are two wildly different concepts and "logical" could just as easily lead to mass violence and strife if it makes "logical" sense.

This is why Vulcan logic is best portrayed as a lifestyle and a philosophy, not a religion. "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end."

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Kitchner posted:

I still actually reckon this would be better than Voyager's Bridge crew just because none of the missions would make sense and the ammo counter on your photo torpedoes wouldn't work. Plus you couldn't play as Janeway trying to keep her cool and not give into the temptation to execute other players.

Voyager Bridge Crew always crashes when the Ops player starts launching infinite shuttles.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







with mint frosting

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Zesty posted:

Andorian - Tellarite



:lol: they just can't stop gluing poo poo to alien faces

Next season Spock's gonna come out with four eyebrows and big wiggly elf ears

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






simplefish posted:

loving lol, Kirk's officiating a wedding and not a dress uniform in sight

The dress uniforms weren't developed yet, and might not even have been conceived of at that point. They first appeared in "Court Martial", a fair number of eps further along in the season.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






simplefish posted:

Nope, Kirk was in gold-braid-trimmed pyjamas in the 2 episodes before where Spock's on trial

Hell even Spock broke out his Sunday best for that occssion

You're watching them in airing order instead of production order so things like that happen sometimes.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Facebook Aunt posted:

His boner is eternal, but also fully retractable.

Every position is the jackhammer position

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Bobby Deluxe posted:

just made sure you replace the guy doing the tests

as odo demonstrated, he can create containers and appear to fill those containers with liquid, so the dude doing the test can appear to take blood, hold up the phial, and as long as it never breaks contact with his hand, he can choose whether the result looks like blood or shifter goo

They literally did this in the ep where the changeling on the Defiant hacked it to go start a war with another empire. He tested himself first to eliminate himself as a suspect and then it was off to the paranoia races.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Neddy Seagoon posted:

No, it's brought up on multiple occasions that it's a lack of skill.

This is the kind of thing that the TNG writers should've thought of re: Troi. They made her "empathic" instead of fully telepathic but that means poo poo-all for the "solve the plot in five minutes" problem, whereas Odo's limitations are both character-driven and help curb his ability to break scripts.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






naem posted:

Aktchualky I dnot think that coffee trees can greow in a gaseous cloud in sapace

ITS SPACE COFFEE

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Ghost ride the wick

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Bobby Deluxe posted:

he would straight up mentally reprogram it so he had a thousand years of sweet memories of troi/crusher threesomes in his own spider web

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







Happiness is a dune buggy and not giving a gently caress about the Prime Directive

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Snow Cone Capone posted:

I've had strains called Death Star and like 3 or 4 different Skywalker strains

A friend has been experimenting with cross-strains and I'm gonna bug him to call his new strain Terok Nor

Very surprised there aren't strains called IDIC or Highly Illogical or A Warrior's Kush

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






numberoneposter posted:

someone post the star trek FYAD flags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVc79FE5Bo

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






But engineering has the pool table! With the hand thingie!

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Andromeda and Earth Final Conflict both had decent first seasons that were kinda goofy but earnest in that early 90s, PTEN, remake Outer Limits way. Like they were cheesy but heart-on-its-sleeve cheesy, you know? But then both of them got taken over by try-hard ego cases who wanted to get all gritty and SRSBZNS and poo poo just got embarrassing.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






I've never met someone with a given nerd-spawned name who didn't have a look of resigned shame when someone called them on it. Like not even in a mocking way, a teacher in college going "Oh, Galadriel, that's from Lord of the Rings?" got a "yeah, that's it" and that forlorn downward glance of wishing they could shrink into the hollow embarrassment dimension forever.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Pick posted:

Like it's even brighter and cleaner and the Klingons are all decoupage artists or some poo poo

Like Gammaverse from Charlie Jade?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Honey, I asked around and all our friends agreed the best name for our kid would be Chief Argyle!

"But we haven't even told them we're expecting yet..."

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Origami Dali posted:

it might look like everyone is just blindly yielding to rank in those situations, but yeah I think you're right. there was that TNG ep that seemed to directly address this, when an alien race kidnaps Picard in his sleep and whisks him away to an escape room for observation, and replaces him with a doppelganger who acts fuckin weird and orders the crew to fly directly into a radioactive thing that will definitely kill them. At first they're like um ok, but as they get inches from death and not-Picard is still like 'take us in further, that's a direct order', everyone does a mutiny.

I love that episode because the jolly Picard who drinks beer after work and sings sea shanties with his crew is when the bridge gang realizes this isn't our captain

PenisMonkey posted:

I’ll watch those. The only ones I hard skip every single time are ghost dick and Vulcan baseball.

Look at this soulless minion of orthodoxy

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Pick posted:

what's the craziest thing about bajorans

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it's still how they all immediately reverted to castes which had been dead and gone for like 100 years when the false emissary told them to

Not just a caste system that makes the Indian one look Plato's republic, or that they immediately switched back to it with no thought for the massive social upheaval that would have almost certainly destroyed their extremely fragile post-Occupation society/peace, but that nobody Martin Luthers that poo poo.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Facebook Aunt posted:

If you had enough Changelings they might even be able to pull off some of the stuff Q does, like appearing to magic up Sherwood Forest and appropriate Merry Man clothes for everyone, but nobody wants that. Because then your ol' timey baggy underwear is actually a sapient person. Nope.

I read this post and then thought of the time Bashir almost skipped a rock across the Great Link and drat near pissed myself thinking of Bashir wearing a changeling and lifting a cheek to fart but Sisko quicky grabs his shoulder and gives him that "WTF you goddamn idiot" look

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Pick posted:

quark also gets episodes like House of Quark, he deffo cares that grilka has been exploited in a way she can't understand or combat on her own

That ep is so good, Quark exposes that guy to the Klingon council and Gowron's like :gowron: THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT A WARRIOR'S ARENA

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