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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Hey all. I bought a muffin for breakfast on Friday but i didn't eat it. Then i realized that this morning and i still have the muffin. Should I eat it now?

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Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Yes

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
voting 5

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
what sort of muffin

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i got some apple bran muffins from trader joes and in two days those thigns were moldy as gently caress

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
eat the muffin immediately

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

eat the muffin immediately

dont make the same msitake i did, eat it

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
In on page one.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i got some apple bran muffins from trader joes and in two days those thigns were moldy as gently caress

In Iraq we had those Otis spunkmyer (or whatever, lmao) muffins with a shelf life of like two years at least. Pretty good muff though.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JakeP posted:

Hey all. I bought a muffin for breakfast on Friday but i didn't eat it. Then i realized that this morning and i still have the muffin. Should I eat it now?

You should glaze it first, OP.

If you know what I mean.

(spray semen on it)

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
no dont eat it, throw it to the dogs. muffins are only good 2 hours from the over at best, it is garbage now

kuskus
Oct 20, 2007

Enjoy your muffin in a new way:
Break it up into teeny tiny chunks. Toss those chunks in the oven at 375 for 8 min.
Whip an egg with a little milk and melted butter, add a pinch of cinnamon.
Coat the chunks in your egg mixture.
Pour the contents into a muffin pan. Top with any mixture drippings.
Sprinkle sugar on top.
Back in the oven at 325 for 12 min.
You have just made muffin pudding.
Take an interesting photo.
Set up a smart watch to receive vibration notifications when you get post likes.
Put the watch next to your genitals.
Post the image.
I hope you enjoy your muffin.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Op dindu muffin

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Rip the top off and through it away and eat the muffin bottom

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
we ain't seen nuthin'

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Rip the top off and through it away and eat the muffin bottom

Or flip the top upside down and eat like a sandwich LIFEHACKER

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



What kind of muffin

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'll give you a crumb tomorrow for a muffin today, my good man

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Just microwave it with a glass of water for a little bit, good as new!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

OctoberBlues posted:

Just microwave it with a glass of water for a little bit, good as new!

WHATEVER YOU DO OP DO NOT DO THIS

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Nation posted:

what sort of muffin

blueberry

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I had a banana bread muffin from Sams Club back in '97. It was enjoyable.

Please note: I did put butter on the top of this muffin.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
noted

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

King of Bees posted:

In on page one.


In Iraq we had those Otis spunkmyer (or whatever, lmao) muffins with a shelf life of like two years at least. Pretty good muff though.

Those muffins are great. Especially the chocolate ones.

Like 600 Calories a piece, though :fsn:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lookit that lil guy

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
can we get an update

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

can we get an update

yeah need a before and after shot plz

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Enfield posted:

can we get an update

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
make love to that muffin and then eat it

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Didn't eat muffin'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the butter in the batter, the more stuffin in the muffin

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

can we get an update

i ate the muffin. it was kinda stale, and hard but i perservered through the hardship and finished it.


Smash it Smash hit posted:

yeah need a before and after shot plz

i forgot to take a picture, but if you want i can take a picture of the muffin wrapper and dunkin donut bag in my office trashcan

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

JakeP posted:

i ate the muffin. it was kinda stale, and hard but i perservered through the hardship and finished it.


i forgot to take a picture, but if you want i can take a picture of the muffin wrapper and dunkin donut bag in my office trashcan

yes please

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im glad everything worked out. stay safe

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Rip the top off and through it away and eat the muffin bottom

You sick son of a bitch.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy



King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Nice clean garbage bag ya got there. I like it.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
poo poo, i just love it when a plan comes together

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

King of Bees posted:

Nice clean garbage bag ya got there. I like it.

Ya i took out the trash friday after work

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