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SwissArmyDruid posted:To be fair, Blizzard isn't all sunshine and rainbows either. They have a long and storied history of scheduling open betas, free trials, welcome back campaigns, and aggressively stepped-up marketing around the releases and betas of games they perceive to be their competition. Well obviously if the free market didnt want this type of behavior it wou.... *slumps over, banging head on desk repeatedly, yelling "OPEN THE loving SERVERS ALREADY" while drooling on self*
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SwissArmyDruid posted:No, the free market doesn't condemn this behaviour. This is the power of Blizzard: Massive, overwhelming mindshare. Kind of like Nvidia in that regard, where everyone else is playing for 2nd prize. Hmm, yes. I see. Furthermore... *smashes head against wall, splattering blood, sweat, and snot from intense sobbing across it* WHY, GOD? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MAKE THEM OPEN THE SERVERS EARLY? i THOUGHT YOU LOVED PEOPLE, AND WANTED US TO BE HAPPY???
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May 23, 2016 19:49
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Atoramos posted:Starting to read through all the lore and every hero feels like classic Metzen. Ahh Blizzard: Its way easier to get people to do insanely dangerous stuff when they're still young, stupid, and believe themselves to be invincible. *scrawls overwatch logo on the floor in own blood, chanting "Cheers, Loves! My sanity's gone!"*
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May 23, 2016 20:07
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Reaper is canonically a 14 year old edgelord who listens to Avenged Sevenfold through speakers in his helmet. The next time his step dad tells him to not talk back to his mother, hes totally going to say "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! gently caress YOU!" Just you wait. He's totally gonna say it this time.
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May 23, 2016 20:31
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May 23, 2016 20:36
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Main Paineframe posted:Does anyone else get motion sickness from watching Overwatch videos/streams? I can't even get through a ten-minute video without feeling mildly ill I do. Totally worth it though. Dramamine kinda helps. The only skin i would consider using for D.Va is the junker one, and only if i can macro Fury Road quotes to show in the chatbox in all caps whenever i use an ability.
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May 23, 2016 23:04
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*performs dark rituals to ensure the servers dont melt like morals in a whore house*
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May 23, 2016 23:06
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May 24, 2016 03:31
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Macaluso posted:There was a Widowmaker me and my team were dealing with last night named Grover and long story short I hope he dies in real life Don't worry. His house is built poorly (dangerously) with mismatched windows.
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May 24, 2016 15:06
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Good on you, Eonwe! The world could always use more heroes.
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May 24, 2016 15:14
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Awwwww yeah! played with some friends with pubbie fillers, my pal got commended to legendary as Mercy, she opened her loot box and was ecstatic to find she can now launch fire puppies as Hanzo, and then i opened my loot crate and: Havin' fun and beating video games.
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May 25, 2016 05:48
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Bass Bottles posted:Are people generally in agreement that D.Va is bad or are some people just haters?? Anyone who hates D.Va is one of those people who drive 5 under the speed limit in the left lane, and or rides their bicycle on the sidewalk/on the street. Its a fact.
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May 25, 2016 05:54
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May 25, 2016 19:27
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Guess who JUST figured out you have to hold down the space bar to make Mercy glide on her wings? its me. I'm the 
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May 27, 2016 02:03
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I have this thing for switching to my nes zapper as Mercy and braining the enemy Widowmaker from across the field. I would do it proper by switching to Widowmaker myself and engaging in an epic sniper vs. sniper duel, but i haven't learned how to channel the spirit of Caro.
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May 27, 2016 02:44
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Ularg posted:I finally got a cool skin out of a loot box: Mercy's nes zapper packs a surprising punch. I flip to it and drop enemy players fairly often. And i'd stab someone, in front of they own mama, for that valkyrie skin.
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May 27, 2016 14:29
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Steve2911 posted:Is there some arcane witchery involved in getting kills as Hanzo? Everyone else seems to be pulling off amazing shots from across the map but I can't hit dick all. Take him to the practice range and plink at the robits. Aim slightly higher than you think you need to, esspecially at longer ranges.
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WirelessPillow posted:Wait he is Brazilian? why not soccer? I'll tell ya why. Its because soccer is dumb. 
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May 28, 2016 01:26
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Abroham Lincoln posted:I didn't really like Overwatch. It seems like one if their marketing people played a bit of CoD on the weekend and said "wow, we could make a killing here". It's all about quick consumption and micro transactions here. Good luck all. Pretty sure the Terrible Opinions Thread is over in PYF.
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May 28, 2016 04:42
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Jimbot posted:So is it even humanly possible to get 20 teleportation uses in one game? I can't even manage 8. If she was more useful attacking it would be one thing but her weapon has such limited uses and all you can hope to do is hope an enemy runs into one or two of your turrets damaging them, maybe 20 points. You simply wouldn't be able to do the damage necessary to even get the ultimate 4 times. Symmetra's kit has no real use outside of defense and she's the only hero who suffers from this. M2 is for bottlenecks when there's visual interference for your enemy, or you can charge it and dart around a corner as it goes off to surprise someone.
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limited posted:One thing every Mercy player I've seen so far ( including myself until recently ) forgets, is that she has a pistol. And it's not actually that bad. One of my Mercy potg's was me healing a couple folks from near death, switching to her zapper for three kills, then back to her staff for a damage boost to our gattling gun bastion. All those years of disc priest healing in wow finally (sort of) paying off.  Steve2911 posted:Now I just need a tank to fall in love with and I'm all set forever. The answer is D.Va. duh.
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May 28, 2016 19:04
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Two Bastions and a Toblerone on defense with healers. "Step into my meatgrinder" said the bullets to the face.
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May 29, 2016 01:56
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Came across the Top Gun soundtrack in an old box. Played an hours worth of D.Va to it. No shame. It was 
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May 29, 2016 01:59
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The weakest characters are whichever ones i'm not playing at the moment.
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May 29, 2016 03:15
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My friend and I found we can combine our sprays for a devastating combo:
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Broken Cog posted:Because Battleborn characters weren't designed to be as blandly attractive and appeal to as many sexual fantasies as possible. Who's your favourite? The gamer girl? The shy Science girl? The Femme Fatale sniper? The short-haired strong girl? What about the sniper ninja man? Or his brother, cyborg ninja sword man. The ragged Cowboy or Veteran soldier? etc etc etc. Fun fact: Zarya is based on one of the Diablo 3 designers, and she's apparently from Russia as well.  And holy poo poo are you taking a video game seriously that can't even take itself seriously.
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objects in mirror posted:This crazy POTG is making the rounds.  that's cold.
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I live my life one loot box at a time.
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Jastiger posted:Well when Jastiger shoots, they should loving die. Dunno, duder. Would be pretty op if you could score kill shots with ease and still shrug off head shots from the mods.
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