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bean mom

and everything is enjoyable

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Scaly Haylie

Zyla posted:

and everything is enjoyable

i don't know if i bi into that

Strawberry Jam
orgy-bluemonday.wav

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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
being gay is like having a constant mental orgy all the trime

where is that yahoo answer that says Gay men can be aroused by anything-- even the wind.

shinmai

CHK Instruction

lmbo calrissian posted:

where is that yahoo answer that says Gay men can be aroused by anything-- even the wind.

I only found this very helpful question.

I must say, getting aroused by a sexy breeze isn't a gay thing, I think anyone can get a bit of a horn going for a wild and free gust of air.

FutonForensic

Zyla posted:

and everything is enjoyable


peanut


Piso Mojado

lmbo calrissian posted:

everybody should check if theyre gay!! often! ;)
in fact that is my job btw. theres a database

protip - get in the habit checking your gay every time you get your oil changed. it helps to keep a log in your glove box as well.

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Piso Mojado posted:

protip - get in the habit checking your gay every time you get your oil changed. it helps to keep a log in your glove box as well.

Agh god, I sucked 8 dicks this past 3000 miles

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

1 dick per 375 miles? hmm that record seems like it could use improving

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
mileage may vary, really

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Piso Mojado

if you get 600 dicks/mi you get up front parking in garages.

Macnult

the mileage may be high but the motor runs just fine

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

when training for true dick sucking dominance look to nature look to the fish

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
giraffe??

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
listen here bo-pep, some might be a 250 mi/dick , some more, some less so don't shame others

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.

:stare:

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

if you listen to piso mojado he thinks a good rate is 600 dicks per mile which I think we can all agree might be perhaps unreasonable I mean maybe not I'm just asking questions

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Bo-Pepper posted:

if you listen to piso mojado he thinks a good rate is 600 dicks per mile which I think we can all agree might be perhaps unreasonable I mean maybe not I'm just asking questions

that might be a little too long, you might become gay way before that, you have to check more often

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
i dont see you with no shining pussy per mile rates!!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

in piso mojado's world an erect penis is available every 8.8 feet like some bizarre world version of the road to ancient rome lined with crucified slaves following spartacus' revolt

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

instead of agonized slave corpses it's frustrated rough trade as far as the eye can see

Piso Mojado

So I just drove in from St. Louis and BOY is my mouth tired!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

shinmai

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It should be noted that contrary to the graph on that whiteboard, one should not venture to insert a penis into another penis' urethra.

Whiteboards are re-markable, tho!

Piso Mojado


probably my favorite scene from Good Will Hunting

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
one of my gay friends just bought a prius and now he's starving for cock :(

shinmai

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Luvcow posted:

one of my gay friends just bought a prius and now he's starving for cock :(

thank god he didn't buy a tesla :O

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Luvcow posted:

one of my gay friends just bought a prius and now he's starving for cock :(

"one of my gay friends"

uh huh

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Strawberry Jam
it's true I would never sleep with a man who owned a prius

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

mister magpie posted:

"one of my gay friends"

uh huh

he lives in canada so you've probably never met him

now if you'll excuse me i have to go charge my prius

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
theres nothing wrong with a prius other than any guys who own one always look like their penis and bodies would snap if u had sex w them

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i know some people who would pay good money for that experience

Scaly Haylie

you "know some people"

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Zyla posted:

you're fantastic, lmbo!

Such brave! so open!

:dance:

Yobgoblin posted:

this is fantastic. a successful transition with a loving family member. I'm proud of you, lmbo calrissian!

e: good vibes are contagious.

thank you <3 <3
:dance: beep beeep here i come from the gay express :dance:

shinmai

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lmbo calrissian posted:

:dance: beep beeep here i come from the gay express :dance:

This is my favorite thing of today :)

Still v proud of you lmbo, keep being loud and proud! (also, you're high in my personal top-10 favorite usernames list)

fuck. marry. t-rex

Priuses are Gay [perjorative]. If you want me to suck you dick in a car I'm holding out for a Camarro or Corvette

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Priuses are Gay [perjorative]. If you want me to suck you dick in a car I'm holding out for a Camarro or Corvette

:rolleyes: standards are for losers

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Priuses are Gay [perjorative]. If you want me to suck you dick in a car I'm holding out for a Camarro or Corvette

trans am?

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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
the msot arousing thing to a gay man besides a ncie car (to suck dick in) is a walk-in tub

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