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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Best: HDD Led.

Worst: Processor.

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
Best: cable select hdd jumper

Worst: cmos battery

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
best part: the screen

worst part: the keyboard

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

best: 80 column card

worst: serial printer

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
Best: boobies

Worst: butthole

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


best: power button

worst: trackball

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Linux Pirate posted:

worst: trackball

uhhh....

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

A Pinball Wizard posted:

Best: boobies

Worst: butthole

this is a 100% incorrect

because :quig:









and so is everyone else that browses yospos

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
the poster computer parts has to be somewhere on this list.

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
best: touchscreen
worst: powercord

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
best: the internet
worst: internet users

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
the best part is obviously the hard drive because i can get really big ones and store tons of train pictures

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
the best computer part is the one i can gently caress and cum in it

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

best: the Apple Extended Keyboard II, the keyboard choice of professionals.
worst: the mouse, collecting dust beside the only necessary input device: the keyboard.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

RBC posted:

the best computer part is the one i can gently caress and cum in it

so the headphone jack? :smuggo:

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

it's complete bullshit how every single laptop wastes a bunch of space on a useless touchable rectangle. you could fit at least six keys in that space... probably more.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

online friend posted:

so the headphone jack? :smuggo:

that guy's penis is so small that he fucks the 0's on the modern high-density SSD, to completion.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

GameCube posted:

that guy's penis is so small that he fucks the 0's on the modern high-density SSD, to completion.

he uses the 1s as dildos and sucks them off

Tin Gang
Sep 27, 2007

Tin Gang posted:

showering has no effect on germs and is terrible for your skin. there is no good reason to do it
best: non-volatile memory

worst: com port

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

online friend posted:

he uses the 1s as dildos and sucks them off

to you or i, a file is just data, digitally encoded; to him, it is a veritable smorgasbord of shafts and holes to suck and gently caress.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

GameCube posted:

to you or i, a file is just data, digitally encoded; to him, it is a veritable smorgasbord of shafts and holes to suck and gently caress.

the barnacle jim of computer

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The best & worst computer part, is the RAM.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

GameCube posted:

that guy's penis is so small that he fucks the 0's on the modern high-density SSD, to completion.

Lmfao

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

GameCube posted:

that guy's penis is so small that he fucks the 0's on the modern high-density SSD, to completion.

talk about Cored Memory!! :o:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




best part: turbo

worst part: Alan Michael Sugar

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
best:: the sharp metal case

worst: the inevitable blood

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Sham bam bamina! posted:

The best & worst computer part, is the RAM.

im a CAS man, mostly

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
best: gigabit ethernet port

worst: the CD/DVD drive that hasn't been opened in upwards of 4 years, and then only cuz you accidentally hit the button

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

best are the big fat captive screws on the case with knobby knurls
worst is printers always gently caress printers

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

worst is printers always gently caress printers

o poo poo i need to change my answer

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Iridium posted:

best: gigabit ethernet port

worst: the CD/DVD drive that hasn't been opened in upwards of 4 years, and then only cuz you accidentally hit the button

best is the little ridges on the f and j keys
worst is actually the hinged plastic door on the case that stops the cd tray from opening one every four years, forcing it to make a horrible grinding noise inst

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

worst is printers always gently caress printers

hm yeah nobody's topping this

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
apart from that weird old laptop with one built-in i don't think that the printer is a computer part

ed: just remembered the coleco adam, printer-as-psu is definitely the worst computer part

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 18:41 on May 25, 2016

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

flakeloaf posted:

best is the little ridges on the f and j keys

worst is ridges on the d and k keys

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

the best is the keyboard, the worst is eye-searing LEDs

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

best - kb & m

worst - hard drives

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

best: gpu

worst: dram

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
best: pcie controller
worst: blue teeth

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

in my tribe we use every part of the computer

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Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe

power botton posted:

in my tribe we use every part of the computer

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